Murkoff Corporation

The official Tumblr blog of the Murkoff corporation. We are getting better together (I have no association with red barrels or the real life game development)

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I’m unsure why but I was asked to do an introduction.

I’m Emmett, I’ve worked for Murkoff for 3 years, originally I was hired as an archivist for the corporations studied and experiments. I was placed in charge of the social media page, the reason for this perplexes me but I will put in effort to do this well.

Most of my archiving was around Mount Massive Asylum and the reagent projects, bluntly I don’t care about Temple Gate. I apologize if any questions are answered incorrectly my memory on some of the files is Rusty.

(OOC: My pronouns are he/they, whistleblower and trials are my favorite outlast media, I like outlast 2 kinda but it’s my least favorite of the franchise and I only replayed it once)

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I personally think Murkoff is taking blood to give us all diseases.... That or maybe to do what they did to the Expops and experiment on more people 😐

Like think about it, if it wasn't that I 1000% believe they would tell us about why they're draining us of our blood.

- Reagent 18268

You reagents and your conspiracy theories. Murkoff wants to help you. The therapy is to make you better. We are getting blood samples so we can do more to help all of you.

The therapy is for your own good and the blood draws are for your own good too. This is your community and Murkoff is your leader. It’s rather offensive to talk so negatively about your savior.

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My blood drinking contest will be ruined:(

Your ehat…? Your wat??? Your what?????

Confusion on why you would do that aside, blood is not contraband for reagents, only blades (outside of the trials), firearms and other weapons. If the blood is obtained through stolen donations or blunt force. We do not care.

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Please don't just my room:(

I’m just the social media guy, you think I could stop them even if I wanted to?

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Whoever left a bottle of vodka under the chess table, that’s mine now and every cell will be checked for contraband.

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Due to recent incidents people of different therapy levels are no longer allowed to arm wrestle each other.

Those who are still in introductory therapy shouldn’t arm wrestle someone going through psychosurgery, and if an introductory reagent wins. That is not excuse to have a violent outburst and behave immaturely.

Keep arm wrestling within your therapy level

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Stop asking me about someone called “Amelia” I have no clue who that is and if I did I assure you the situation around her is being handled and there is nothing wrong.

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Reminder that the blood extraction units in the trials are ONLY for arms. If you place any other limbs in the devices you will face disciplinary action or termination.

Any permanent damage to any other limbs is entirely your fault.

I cannot believe I have to say this…

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You’re telling me I shouldn’t put my dick in there??? Oh COME ON

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DO NOT! I REPEAT DO NOT DO THIS!

Permanent damage will be done!

We tested it, an intern lost function of his genitalia!

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Reminder that the blood extraction units in the trials are ONLY for arms. If you place any other limbs in the devices you will face disciplinary action or termination.

Any permanent damage to any other limbs is entirely your fault.

I cannot believe I have to say this…

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Recently a lot of people have been accusing us of being “corrupt” and “morally bankrupt” or “participating in unethical behavior” but I see no callout posts about Aperture Science or Umbrella Corporation.

You are all so picky about who you complain about.

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Reminder for all reagents. Do NOT bring music systems such as Speakers, radios or handheld devices into the trials. It is deeply disrespectful and compromises the integrity of the therapy.

Easterman is deeply disappointed in all of your behaviors.