#outlast coyle

[electricalpleasureslaw]

you scare me

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good.

[local-sharkboy]

Coyle would have you role play as Lady Justice

[hime-kaji-louie]

Wtf is going on with those bears

[crunchabletincan]

genuine slop

[hime-kaji-louie]

Imagined a scenario where I’m hiding in a barrel and Coyle’s whining about not having a gun again, so I say something along the lines of “It’s okay, I think you look better with the prod anyway” and he hears that and immediately goes to drag me out and beat my ass both because I’m a reagent that needs to be killed and also “oh if you like it so much how about you try it”

What was that? Who said that (I love stroking his ego)

Do NOT give that man a gun; Coyle would go haywire with it. I also like to think that Coyle had a gun at some point in the trials, but Coyle got too excited & killed too many people, no matter who it was. So they gave him a cattle prod that he can sting his dick with & you know beggars can't be choosers.

[hime-kaji-louie]

I know that's another version of that picture somewhere...

[hime-kaji-louie]

Ok.... Louie.... What if you Rusty and/or Electric Love Coyle got a little puppo together??? I'd imagine Rusty would keep a photo of you and the pupper in his wallet and he folds every time he finds you sleeping with the doggy. And Coyle would snicker and giggle as he plays tug of war with the doggo. Also what breed do you think you'd get with them???

The both would have the same mindset when it comes to dogs. A big, strong dog that can protect the home.

With any Coyle, not just Electric Love, I would say a German Shepherd. Coyle believes what makes a dog scary is the straight posture & the pointed ears. They look serious & Coyle is more familiar with the breed, considering they're commonly used in police work. He would say that you guys wouldn't need a dog, but then that dog becomes his baby. It's worse if it's a police dog & Coyle gets to train the dog; he will become attached.

With Rusty, a Rottweiler. Rusty would build a doghouse just for his puppy & the dog sleeps right outside his porch. It scares the bejesus outta anyone stupid enough to fuck with his shit. He believes the dog's scaring quality is its bulkiness. Like he wants that dog built like a sumo wrestler. However, if the weather is really bad outside, Rusty would rather have the dog inside, where it's warm. Rusty also gives any leftover food to his dog or shares some of his snacks. He spoils that dog rotten.

[kvaslover2004]

Currently temporarily obsessed with Outlast. Specifically Coyle. I will NOT know peace until I get that Coyle emote😤