Premurkoff Coyle sharing a bed with his lover but his lover is latched unto him in their sleep, he cannot get his lover off no matter what, their grip on the officer is wild.
Honestly, he wouldn't even mind it. Pre-Murkoff Coyle wouldn't go squeezing you like crazy back. The man accepts it because he lowkey enjoys you latching onto him like a koala. Like you need him to be there & he's willing to oblige.
Give me masochist Pitcher and Coyle HCs, and my life is yours.
ABSOLUTELY. YOU KNOW MY SADIST ASS CANT RESIST
CW: Masochism, self harm, bleeding, etc.
Coyle
He’s canonically a sadomasochist and I have had so many thoughts about that. It lowkey annoys me how there are a million fics of him being sadistic and next to nothing of him enjoying getting roughed up.
Coyle loves hurting others. Of course he does. He wouldn’t be a prime asset if he didn’t. However, I think he is so effective in the trials because he also thrives off of the reagents that fight back.
He loves the bottles best. The sting of the glass shards cutting him is nice, to say the least. The sound is so loud, too.
Bricks are perhaps his second favorite despite all the fandom memes. They hit hard and crumble quickly. They give him headaches, though.
Stun Rig is… I’ll say it depends on the day and his mood. He hates feed so vulnerable on a bad day. Sometimes, he fantasizes about a reagent taking advantage, though.
He absolutely despises the Jammer Rig when it’s used on him. It makes him nauseous and forces him to puke, and I think he hates puking.
Pitcher
Pitcher is a pyromaniac in every way. I can imagine very easily a scene of him flirting with a reagent that he fancies by throwing a molotov at them and walking through it. The flames lick at his legs through his clothes, and he shivers despite the heat. I think he’d stand in the flames while kissing his partner if he could. He’d cook himself alive if he could share it with someone.
Sometimes, while alone and frustrated, I think he holds flames close to his inner thighs. The burn is arousing, along with the threat it brings.
Modern au premurkoff Coyle react if while he's on his way home from a business trip you send a voice message to him that makes you sound drunk, he opens the voice message and all he hears is: "my husband.....I MISS MY HUSBAND!!!!!!!" cue overdramatic crying and sniffling
I can imagine he would be like, "tf"? I'm thinking about that one scene from Brother Bear & he's just "QUIT TELLING PEOPLE THAT I'M DEAD"
He will poke fun at you for being overly dramatic.