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Hey everyone! I just wanted to wish you all a merry Christmas for those who are celebrating! Please stay safe and enjoy spending time with the ones you love!!!!
If anyone is on ans would like to plot your girl will be around all day!
📲 Mason ft. Murph
MASON: you're worse than i am
MASON: well i've already got two so what's another one
MASON: dog i meant.. i have no penny collections
Murph: that is something I aspire to be! Worse than you!
Murph: what kind of dogs do you have?
Murph: well you can keep it! In total it’s one dollar! Think of all the things you can buy with it
📲 Mason ft. Murph
MASON: holy shit murph
MASON: i don't even think you'll make it out alive
Murph: what can I say?! I do things in a timely manner!
Murph: if I don’t make it out alive I leave you with my puppy Outlaw Boomer! I also will leave you with my penny collection.
📲 Mason ft. Murph
MASON: hang on you're not in town?
MASON: where are you??
Murph: Nope!
Murph: I’m at the mall. My dumb ass forgot I go Christmas shopping. So I’m attempting to do it all now!
📲 Mason ft. OPEN
MASON: i think my neighbours are having a party
MASON: actually i know they are
MASON: i'm just bitter because they didn't invite me
MASON: and now i'm stuck drinking tequila by myself
MASON: listening to traitors having fun
MASON: 🎄 💩
Murph: dude you should crash the party!
Murph: if I were in town I’d come to yours andd make this happen!
“I’m just telling it like it is.” Murphy shrugged. “Good, I’m glad you do.” He playfully shoved Clay back.
Text ✉️ Eamon
eamon: ma would be proud. 🙌
eamon: ha fucking ha. suck a fuck
eamon: you reckon anyone at home knew?
Murph: That I'm going to kick your ass!! hell yeah she will.
Murph: You're the biggest fuck I know.
Murph: I don't think so.
Text 📧 Murphy
Connor: ME EITHER.
Connor: LOOK UP THE FROZEN PARODY I'M A HOE... but only if you're in a SFW location and aren't around people who will give you funny looks. I've been howling like a fucking hyena, mate. Have that shit on repeat.
Murph: WHERE THE HELL DO YOU FIND THIS SHIT?
📲 Arabella ft. Murph
Ella: only once??
Ella: damn
Ella: i better get my a game on
Ella: though you know you could never stop speaking to me, Murph
Ella: you love me too much- admit it
Murph: *Read text at 12:00*
“You know I’m going to get langered one way or another.” Murphy studied the shot in front of him. He swirled around the liquid, taking a long sigh. “Fine, but we do it together.” The idea his brother purposed sounded like a great idea. What better way to cut loose than doing body shots? Though it made him curious to think if maybe it would Eamon doing those. Murphy wasn’t dumb enough to see the locked eyes the pair were making. He held the shot glass in his hand, about to drink it. “If this shit sucks you are buying the next round.” Murphy declared. “Did your company piss you off that badly. When am I not working?”
text 📬 murph
Safiya: now youre scared to hang out with me?? :(
Murph: I'm kidding, love. I'm not scared.
Text ✉️ Eamon
eamon: keep on prayin motherfucker
eamon: i'm a grandfather now, mortality is catching up with me.
eamon: you didn't know about this kid thing, right?
Murph: I'm prayin as we speak.
Murph: Awe, so sad. Soon you'll be noticing that your true age of 75 will be showing.
Murph: No I knew nothing about it! I mean Connor tells me a lot. But I was unaware of this.
Text 📧 Murphy
Connor: Uhm... Not that I can think of, currently...
Connor: i... forgot what the nope was towards.
Connor: NO YOU CAN'T
Connor: YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING EVEN GROSSER???
Muprh: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT.
Murph: SURE WHY NOT.
📲 Arabella ft. Murph
Ella: 😍
Ella: wait actually?
Ella: i'm off the hook already?
Murph: You get a free pass.... only once.
Murph: Don't fuck up again... OR ELSE.
Text ✉️ Eamon
eamon: nah, fuck you
eamon: i'm gonna do it.
eamon: see you never sucka
Murph: asshole.
Murph: I can't wait for the day to never see you again >;)
Text ✉️ Eamon
eamon: i never lie.
eamon: it's worth a shot.
eamon: does ma still ground you? that's awesome.
eamon: i'm gonna tell her you're having sex with strangers ont he beach.
Murph: You can lie just this once.
Murph: If she still grounded me I'd never see the light of day. Like I'd just be fucked.
Murph: Do it see what she says.