moved to @dxddyissued

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

[murphslass]

everything i say will be true. all my negative energy has been controlled and turned into positivity

[headlinesdontsellpapes]

Thanks for the tag @thelastplantagenet 😊💚

1. Do this uquiz.

2. Do this picrew.

3. Tag people.

feel free to play if you’d like :)

@buncha-angry-kids-with-no-money @thatoneandlonelyemo2005 @with-the-words-all-wrong

[dancinginsepia-deactivated20240]

thank you for the tag @thegoldenappleofdiscord!! you look soo cute ahh

"aren't the smartest member of the team" me down to a tee the difference is that i don't have the bravery and the charm to make up for it *sobs*

tenderly tagging: @bassguitarinablackt-shirt @holdmyteaplease @briannaswords @astralesha +open tag

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

Thanks for the tag Christie!

*laughs in neurodivergent*

tagging @holdmyteaplease @eepytgirl @the-chaotic-writer @the-teen-writer @alhyastarain @enne-uni @zihus @sneebl (and open!)

[hugs4neth-deactivated20240425]

Experimenting with designs for a backup character for my current campaign cause emmys gonna dieeeee.

@poettheythem @ford-mustang-1969 @xx-midnight-candy-goblin-xx

[midnightcandygoblin]

Ha niceeee

@xx-ladybug-xx @xx-theblack-vixen-xx @cringelordofchaos @ceaselesswwatch3r @tinybitofhope @dumblond-ie no pressure tags!!

[ceaselesswwatch3r-deactivated20]

sick

No pressure to do it @oxthemoron @twilexi @rebelrebel1974 @lesbicosmos

[lesbicosmos]

accurate

tags (no pressure ofc!!) @fizzy-watches-and-listens @giolovesyousm @latin-8-o-clock-my-room @chrisginny

[giolovesyousm]

(sorry this sat in my draft for like days and forgot abt it I'm a dumbass)

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG LOVE!!!!

it really just said: you're an idiot, but a lovable one, I appreciate it

open tags!!

[ghostwriter2203]

I hope that I would live up to the redemption arc for me.

Tags:

@a-woman-with-claws-and-fangs

@ravenrose18

[jdms-babygirl]

Thank you for the tag @ghostwriter2203, I don’t have autism, but I do have some learning difficulties, also have Dyslexia and Dyscalculia, I don’t mind being weird, and I don’t call my favourite characters and actors, babygirls

Tags - @integra1127 @murphslass

[murphslass]

Thanks love @a-woman-with-claws-and-fangs

[londoncapsule]

JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN photographed by Aaron Farrier

[murphslass]

AHH HOT AS FYCKKK

[jdms-flat-ass]

Negan shouting and grunting [S7-S8]

Visit Original Link

Oh you’re gonna wanna listen to this.

[naughtyneganjdm]

NaughtyNeganJDM’s Full Masterlist

Here you will find the masterlists to all my major stories along with my short stories / one shots. Negan Smith from The Walking Dead and Joel Miller from The Last of Us are what I predominantly write, but you will also find other JDM characters on here such as John Winchester, Jason Crouse, Max, etc. Thanks for checking out my stories!

NEGAN STORIES 

The Mistress Masterlist:  Tumblr / AO3

The Affair Masterlist: Tumblr / AO3

The Savior Masterlist: Tumblr / AO3

A Compromise Masterlist Tumblr / AO3

The Magic of Christmas Masterlist: Tumblr / AO3

Good Luck Charm Masterlist: Tumblr / AO3

A Christmas Exchange Masterlist: Tumblr / AO3

NEGAN & JOEL STORIES

The Guest Masterlist: Tumblr / AO3

Arcadia Masterlist: Tumblr / AO3

Mine Masterlist: Tumblr / AO3

On The Run Masterlist: Tumblr / AO3

MIXED CHARACTER ONE SHOTS

One Shots/Short Story Masterlist Tumblr / General AO3 

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[yoyolovesdaiki]

Reblogging for 2020. Happy New Year, everyone.

[darkgvk]

I’m not risking it

[infiniteoddball]

After 2020??? This shit isn’t a joke!

[legitimatelala]

I’m actually so thankful this popped up right now because I need that and this post always works

[coffeeforfrogs]

To everyone who sees this bc of my dumb ass im sorry but I already have bad enough luck as it is sooo say hi to Madame Zeroni

[murphslass]

not taking any chances

[murphslass]

Will you continue you're the one i want series?

I’ll be honest here.

No….

Because I stopped a while ago and I’m currently writing a short story on my new blog @dxddyissued

[murphslass]

[ Max ]

* wearing a big hoodie and is short like 5’3. Looking up at you, * cuddles? * does the puppy eyes* if you want too. I’ve haven’t been feeling great lately, so I was wondering if you want to cuddle with me?

“Do you have to ask baby? Of course we can cuddle.”

Max pulls you onto the bed as you immediately go to hug his body. He kisses your the top of your head and you can’t help the smile on your face.

“I’m always here to make you feel better baby.”

[murphslass]

Another norman and micheal de santa fan??

yess

[its-monster-mash]

Winslow Foxworth Coltrane Imagines

Foxy meeting a Reader who is an obsessed fan

• Oh really? You’ve heard of him? He means, of course you’ve heard of him! That’ll show Otis

• Will he do the howl? Absolutely! They don’t call him “The Midnight Werewolf” for nothing

• Of course, he can’t go around howling and drawing attention in public, he is on the run after all...but if you’re willing to go somewhere more private...you trust him, right?

• He takes you out to the woods, marking you as an easy kill, but the way you’re looking at him...all special, with those big beautiful eyes...no one who’s ever known who he was has looked at him like that.

• Normally, when he changes his mind about a kill, he just turns on the charm and gets his rocks off without his date ever being the wiser; you on the other hand...

• He steps closer to you, much too gently cupping your face with his hands, giving you a little sweet talk before his hands slide to your throat

• He wants to bring you to the edge, wants to see your fear, but the tighter he chokes you the brighter the masochistic thrill burns in your eyes. Fuck, he hasn’t been this turned on since his very first kill

• Your vision beginning to blacken, you hear him howl as you pull your first haggard breath in to relieve your lungs; you are both panting, you with exhaustion and him with lust

• Before you really have a chance to catch your breath, his mouth is crashing against yours and his hands are on your body

• You cling to him for dear life as the carelessly discarded clothes fall around you. He’s all lips and teeth at any of your bare skin exposed to him

• He takes you from behind, rough and quick and full of need. He’s not a greedy lover though, and the intensity of his palm working your clit is almost too much to bare

• He is definitely a cuddler once the festivities are over; the two of you laying in the grass, your head on his chest and his arm draped lazily around you

• He absolutely cannot wait to show you off to the family

[derangedguyinaforest]

"Micheal and Trevor aren't in love with each other" okay explain this then

[mrsnegan]

Here you'll find all my fics and drabbles listed in categories. I will update my masterlist from time to time. 😊

Quick note: mrsnegan is my side blog, therefore I can only follow or answer you under posts with my main blog, @life-ning3 (yeah, thanks Tumblr). 😉

NEGAN

Trapped [smut]

Watch Me [smut]

A Helping Hand [smut]

NEGAN x READER SERIES - @band--psycho Bingo Challenge

Part 1: Dirty Little Secret [smut]

Part 2: Movie Night [smut]

Part 3: Pitch Black Impala [smut]

Part 4: Calm Before The Storm [angst/fluff]

Part 5: When It All Comes Crashing Down [smut/angst]

Part 6: Aftermath [angst]

Part 7: Drunk [angst/smut]

Part 8: Feels Like Home [angst/fluff/smut]

JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN

Jeffrey x Fan!OFC [fluff/implied smut]

Jeffrey x Girlfriend!OFC [smut]

Kinky Little Missus [smut]

Missed you [smut/fluff]

REQUESTS

Jeffrey x Ylana [smut]

Negan x Bestfriend!Reader [smut]

Negan x Shy!Reader [fluff/smut]

Negan x Depressed!Reader [angst/fluff]

Negan x Teenager!Reader [angst/fluff]

Negan x Worried!Reader [angst/fluff]

Negan x Reader x Rick [angst]

Jealous!Negan x Reader [smut]

Prison!Negan x Reader (Part 1) [fluff/smut]

Prison!Negan x Reader (Part 2) [smut/fluff]

Professor!Negan x Student!Reader [smut]

Negan x Flexible!Reader [smut]

Negan x Reader (Daddy & praise kink) [smut]

Neighbor!Negan x Reader [smut]

Negan x Reader (wearing his leather jacket) [smut]

Negan x Reader (degradation kink) [smut]

[pedroscurls]

JDMFanfiction’s Masterlist

Requests/one-shots

Each story is individually rated with warnings! I have put them in alphabetical order rather than chronologically. Fuck this is a long ass list lmao. Regardless, I hope you enjoy! 

I am keeping this list separate from my multi-chaptered stories.

A Broken Facade (Negan x Lucille): Negan gives Father Gabriel his confession. In doing so, a vivid memory enters his mind about the one person he failed to protect. (Part of flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash writing challenge)

A Double Life (The Comedian x Reader): Eddie secretly leads a double life, but as his wife, you think it’s time that he hangs up his costume as “The Comedian.”

A Flood of Old Memories (Negan x Reader): While singing in the shower, Negan overhears the song that brings back old memories that he has tried to suppress for so long. 

A Hands-On Demonstration (Negan x Reader): Negan shows you just how it’s like to be pleasured by a real man.

A Private Dance (Negan x Reader): As a new dancer, you try and familiarize yourself with the regulars, listening to the other women’s advice. However, your eye catches a man in a leather jacket sitting towards the back of the room.

A Proper Thank You (Negan x OC): An underestimated, young Savior saves Negan’s life and he repays her the only way he knows how.

An Unwanted Flashback (Negan x Carl): After Negan makes Carl face down onto the pavement, flashbacks from the Claimers enter the young boy’s mind and goes into a mental breakdown.  

Baby, I’m Back! (Negan x Reader): After his month-long supply run, you and Negan show each other just how much you missed one another.

Bust! (Luke Vaughn x OC): Jamie gambles in a game of Blackjack with one of the croupiers named Luke.

Part 1. - Part 2.

Coach Negan (Negan x Reader): Coach Negan takes a liking to you and after he witnesses the bullying that you endure, he shows you just exactly how special you are.

Coffee Date (Max x Reader): Since Max wasn’t going to make the first move, you take him by surprise and ask him out for coffee.

Fever (Ike Evans x OC): Ike’s entertainment manager hires a burlesque dancer that catches Ike’s attention.

Gender Reveal (Ike Evans x Vera Evans): Ike and Vera find out the gender of their baby.

Goodbye My Lover (Negan x Lucille): Negan knows what’s to come, but he can’t seem to come to terms with it. Lucille was the woman he loved, despite everything he had done. (Inspired by “Here’s Negan”).

Hurt Me (Negan x Reader): You finally have enough of Negan’s behavior towards you.

“I Don’t Wanna Live Forever” (Negan x Reader): Negan realizes the truth to the saying, “you never know what you have until you’ve lost it.” When you, one of his wives, decide to leave him, you wonder if you’ve made the right decision and Negan starts to question if he should have let you go in the first place.

I Know Your Secret (Negan x Reader): After a year from being accepted into The Sanctuary, you had become one of Negan’s top Saviors. During a night of fun with the rest of your fellow Saviors, Negan drops in and decides to tease you for hiding such an “important” secret. 

I’ll Be Your Hero (Luke Vaughn x Riley Vaughn): Luke delivers a special gift to his little girl. (Part of @jeffreydeanmorganrarechar/@ladylorelitany‘s Red Velvet challenge).

I Truly Am Sorry (Negan x OC): Witnessing your father’s death broke you and the one man that has been haunting your nightmares finally show up for the first pick-up.

I Trust You (Negan x OC): Negan asks Mary an important question that will change her entire life.

I Won’t Give Up (Jason Crouse x OC): Jason reminds his wife, Jen, just how important and loved she is.

It’s Over (Negan x Reader): Negan doesn’t understand that your affair with him is over. You, however, had enough and finally lose control. (Part of @embracetheapocalypsewithme‘s 400 Follower Negan Challenge).

Part 1. - Part 2.

Just Relax… (Denny Duquette x Reader): After a long week, Denny tries to take your mind off the stress. 

Let Me Make it Up to You (Jason Crouse x Reader): You were waiting for Jason to come home when you heard someone trying to pick the lock. Leaving your bedroom to check on the noise, you see someone dressed in all black and a ski-mask to cover their faces with an opened bag. Managing to scare them away, you are obviously shaken up when Jason decided to walk in. Thinking it was the burglar, you grab a vase and smash it over his head, realizing that it was Jason that you had just hurt. 

Let Me Take Care of You (Negan x Reader): After sorting out the supplies from a successful run on a hot, summer’s day, you accidentally cut yourself after opening a box with your knife. Negan takes notice and decides to take care of it himself.

Let’s Make A Deal (Negan x OC): After the deaths of Glenn and Abraham, Rick and the rest of the group have been on edge. Hannah didn’t know what she had gotten herself into when joining this group, but she was just about to find out what had everyone working their asses off. Negan shows up and offers her a deal that she cannot refuse.

Let’s Stargaze (Jason Crouse x Reader): After a long day at work, you decide to cook dinner for Jason and your son, Luke, while the two stargaze out in the backyard.

My Not-So Little Girl (Negan x OC): Pre-apocalypse AU. Negan gives his daughter, Casey, advice on how to drive and it gets out of hand. (Part of flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash writing challenge)

New Memories (JDM x OC): While on a road trip, Amber hears a song that triggers an emotional response. Jeffrey steps in and tries to comfort her.

Not What It Seems (Jason Crouse x Reader): Deciding to bring Jason lunch, you weren’t expecting to witness when showing up to his office.

Now, What Do We Have Here? (Negan x Reader x Simon): You have been living in the Sanctuary for two months now and neither men showed any interest towards you. Though, it is a good thing that you’ve got a vivid imagination and after a long day at work, you decide to let out some steam.

Opposites Attract (The Comedian x OC): Can the God of War and the Goddess of Love and Beauty – both opposite sides of the spectrum – find a way to meet in the middle? (Part of jeffreydeanneganstrash 1k writing challenge)

Our Confession (Denny Duquette x Reader): Denny has a confession to make.

Our First Night (Negan x OC): Lara has a big crush on the leader of the Sanctuary, Negan. Tonight, though, she finds out just exactly how mutual the feelings are.

Our Happy Ending (Denny Duquette x Izzie Stevens): Denny and Izzie finally have their happy ending.

Our Own ‘Getaway’ (Denny Duquette x Reader): Denny notices the change in your demeanor and despite being stuck in a hospital, he decides to comfort you in a way he only knows how.

Playing with Fire (Ike Evans x Reader): Your father stays in one of the suites at the Miramar Playa, and the hotel’s owner, caters to his every need. But, when you finally see what this man looks like, you cannot help but tease him every chance you could get.

Similar Personalities (Max x OC): Max needs some comforting and turns to you to make him feel better. What he didn’t expect was for you to find out his secret, and more than willing to partake in one of his fantasies.

Talk Dirty to Me (Negan x OC): You can’t help but be attracted your leader, to your Savior, Negan. What happens when he brings you back to his office? Will it finally happen? 

Take A Bite (Jason Crouse x Alicia Florrick): Jason introduces Alicia to something new. (Part of jeffreydeanmorganrarechar/ladylorelitany‘s Red Velvet challenge).

Reassure Me (Denny Duquette x Reader): After being released from the hospital since his heart transplant, Denny feels a bit self-conscious with his new scar.

Reunited (and it feels so good) (Charlie x OC): Rough love with JDM’s character from Shameless.

Straight for the Castle (Negan x OC): King Ezekiel’s daughter, “Princess” Ramona, has a plan to overthrow her father and take over the Kingdom. When her plan finally goes through, Negan shows up at the gates of the Kingdom while her father was on a supply run.

Sunday Funday Surprise (Jason Crouse x OC): Jason and his daughter, Susie, plan a surprise for Mother’s Day. 

Teasing is a Fun Game (Jason Crouse x Reader): After a few trysts with Jason, he shows up unexpectedly during your lecture and all you can think of are the intimate moments you two shared.

The Breakthrough (Max x Juliet): What if Juliet didn’t stop Max? Would that have changed everything?

The First Ultrasound (Patrick Sullivan x Reader): You and Patrick find out some surprising news at your first ultrasound.

The Newest Family Addition (Jason Crouse x OC): Jason and Jen tell Susie the good news, but as the months progress and Jen’s baby bump begins to show, Susie becomes anxious that her parents will replace her. (Part 2 to Sunday Funday Surprise).

The Other Sister (Jason Crouse x Reader): You accidentally walk in your older sister, Alicia’s, apartment to find her newest affair naked on her bed. 

The Physical (Negan x Reader): Going to the doctor’s have always been a big fear of yours and now that you were waiting for your doctor to enter the room, he walks in with a large grin and deep dimples. (Part of noodlescupcakes 1st Writing Challenge.)

The Proposal (Negan x OC): @a-girl-interupted​ requested: “I had an idea of a character with negan where she eventually becomes his/a wife and somehow he realizes how important it would be to her to have an actual proposal and wedding. We dont want to Negan too soft and the details are up to you but I would cry to see this”

The Punishment (Negan x Reader): You hire a lawyer after being wrongfully accused of a crime. However, your lawyer, Negan, has a different way to punish you. (pre-apocalypse AU. part of flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash‘s writing challenge)

Unknown Feelings (Negan x Male OC): Negan takes notice of one of the new Saviors during their weekly game night with the rest of the guys. Though, what he doesn’t expect is the feelings that follow…

Unsteady (The Comedian x Reader): Eddie turns to you for some stress relief.

You Are Mine (Jason Crouse x Reader): Jason reveals his jealous side.

You Belong to Me (Negan x Reader): You didn’t realize what you were getting into after stealing the supplies. However, what you also didn’t expect was to be attracted by the man who ultimately had your fate in his hands.

You, Doll, Are Special (Negan x Reader): You and Negan finally give in to one another.

You’ve Got A Friend in Me (Negan x OC): Negan realizes that Fat Joey has a sister. Little does he know, she’s also got a voice of an angel.

You’re Safe With Me (Max x Reader): Max didn’t expect for you, the new tenant, to be newly divorced with two young children. However, the more time he spent with you, the more he realized that you had taken him out of the walls and shown him a world that he always knew he could live. 

Your Secret’s Safe With Me (Ike Evans x Male OC): Ashton has a secret that only Ike knows.

[murphslass]

💌 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome. 💌

ok i’m just gonna say my heart is happy and i love you sm 😫❤️❤️

[hswrites]

Ike Evans NSFW Alphabet

Content Warnings: mentions of oral (m + f receiving, PIV, bdsm, sex toys, food + sex, smoking (cigarettes, cigars, weed), breath play, semi-public sex, spanking - let me know if I missed anything!

Author’s Note: This is different from my Negan NSFW Alphabet as it’s more like a headcanon with all the letters together as blurbs/drabbles rather than separate one shots. Got some help from @sanctuaryforthelost @mayloma @wheresurmoose @tone-stark @mrsxreeves with some of the thots - thank you guys!!! I feel like some of these are repetitive but 🤷🏽‍♀️ Happy reading and feel free to share your own thots! / gif by @justaholesir

No one has permission to copy/rewrite, repost, or translate my work in any capacity. This is my intellectual property. I do not, however, own the rights to the characters I write about. Nor do I own the media I share unless stated otherwise.

Word Count: 3,615

A - Aftercare

-Cuddling, obviously. He wants you as close as possible. Will press his whole body on top of you and vice versa. He wants to feel your heartbeat slow back to normal after you come. 

-He gives lots and lots of kisses. On your cheeks, forehead, lips, jaw, neck, chest, and back. Falling asleep in his embrace, lulled by his sweet, soft kisses is heaven. 

-Massage. It can be part of foreplay when it comes to him, but he’ll also do it after. Even if it’s as simple as rubbing soothing circles over the bruises he leaves on your skin at times. 

B - Body Part

-He loves your décolletage; the space between your neck and the top of the cleavage showing in your low cut tops and dresses that he loves you in. His eyes always linger there when he’s drinking you in. Likes to buy you pretty necklaces to adorn that area. It’s his favorite place to kiss and mark, especially when he wants it to be known that you’re his. This is also where his hand always finds itself when he’s kissing you; thumb at the edge of your jaw, the rest of his fingers wrapped around your neck. He can feel your pulse quicken against his palm when he does that. / gif by @jdmorganz

-He also loves your legs. Always takes his time kissing from your feet all the way up to your hips on his way to eat you out, running his hands along your legs as he does. He’ll scratch his nails along your thighs, too. His favorite thing is when your legs start to close around his head or body when you’re coming and overwhelmed and overstimulated.

C - Come

-Ike is a possessive man. He doesn’t pull out; likes to claim you by staying inside. Needs to feel you contract around him as he fills you up with his come. Wants you to milk his cock until his balls are empty. And then he’ll watch it drip back out of you. 

-When he doesn’t come in your pussy, it’s usually down your throat. With how stressful his job can be, you like to visit him in his office and suck him off to help him relax. Having you swallow makes easy cleanup, and the praise he gives you for doing so is enough to make you wanna get him hard all over again.

D - Dynamic

-Ike is a service top. Dominant but everything he does is for your pleasure, and you happily submit. While you can take the power if you want, and have, he knows how to take care of you, and loves to do it. Why not lay back and enjoy being pampered?

E - Experience

-He’s older, so he’s been around the block. But that only benefits you. Ike’s taught you things you’ve never heard of, and his skills are quite refined.

-Despite that, he still makes your first time together special, and treats you like you’re the one and only woman he’s ever pleasured, taking the time to really learn your body and what you like and don’t.

F - Favorite Position

-One of Ike’s favorite things about sex is watching your reactions to everything. So naturally, missionary is his favorite position. He’s more dominant, so he’s most often on top, and it gives him a great view of the way your mouth drops open, how you bite your lip, your eyes fluttering or squeezing shut, the rapid rise and fall of your chest, the look you give him when he first slides in and when he’s right there. He knows your tells; he learned them from observing you closely while getting to know your body, and god does he love those faces. 

-He loves when you ride him, too. It adds your breasts to his view, and allows him to easily choke you as you come. Your expression when you take charge and are on a mission to make him come drives him wild, and what tops it is when you lose yourself while using him to get off.

G - Goofy

-Okay so that scene in Magic City where he and Vera are fucking on top of the covers. Before that, when she’s telling him there’s nobody else around and he goes “So… scrabble?” That moment. 

-He likes to tease and pretend like he doesn’t know what you want because he thinks it’s cute the way you pout and whine. The whole smiling against each other's lips and laughing between kisses thing is very him, too.

-Your post-coital conversations are lighthearted and goofy in nature, too. Sex really helps him relax, and when he’s relaxed, he thinks himself a comedian. 

H -  Hot Spots

-Ike has sensitive ears. He can’t remember when he realized it, and he was a little shy to admit it, but this shit right here drives him craaaaaazy: 

When your lips trail up his neck and across his jaw—also hot spots of his—and finally touch his earlobes, his eyes flutter shut. He groans as you sink your teeth into them, and you can feel the vibration of it beneath the hand you have on his throat.

I - Intimacy

-God, this man fucking embodies that word. He’s all about tenderness with his woman. Shoulder and neck kisses with his hugs from behind, holding hands whenever possible, cuddling up and just being close in general. 

-When it comes to sex, there’s barely enough space between your bodies for the sweat you’re producing. He loves to lace your fingers together in a slower, passionate moment. Will beckon you to keep eye contact with him while he presses in deep, hitting that spot that makes your toes curl. Holds you close and showers you with kisses and praise when you’re done.

J - Jack Off

-You have your own business to attend to around the hotel as well, so you’re not always available when Ike’s in the mood—though you’d happily drop everything for him. While you fool around together in his office all the time (after having a privacy tint added to the large windows), I think he’d rather jerk off in the comfort of his suite. He’s a vocal man and wants to be free to moan out loud without getting himself caught in the act. 

-He’ll push a meeting back and duck into your bedroom and lay out on the bed. Starts by palming himself over his slacks. Then when he’s teased himself enough, he’ll pull his cock out and spit in his hand for lube. 

-His strokes are at a moderate pace—not too slow because he's not patient enough, not too fast because he wants to enjoy it. Focuses on the head as he imagines your mouth on him. Works his way down his shaft with the other hand, taking care to roll his balls and give them a squeeze. 

-He quickly becomes breathless, especially with the image of your sucking or fucking him in his mind. If he has the time, he’ll drag out his session and use your sexy Polaroids rather than his imagination or memory. But his favorite way to get himself off is with you talking him through it. Let’s pretend cell phones were common in 1959—he’s calling you even if he knows you’re busy. Begs you to step away for a few minutes because “Baby… I need you.” And you can tell why by the way his voice is strained. You can imagine the way his body is tensed, veins in his neck bulging. You have half a mind to leave your event and finish him off properly, but instead, you walk outside, away from the crowds, and whisper all the nasty things he wants to hear while he pleasures himself. The whole time you're pressing your thighs together, wishing you were there, but knowing that later he’ll be paying back the favor. 

K - Kink

-Let’s start with the obvious: Ike likes feet. I hate to say it but it’s true. There are several scenes where he’s massaging and kissing Vera’s feet. It’s not my thing at all but I might let him suck my big toe one time lmfaoooo. He’d buy you so many pairs of shoes you’d need a separate walk-in closet for them. And you can always count on him for relief when you’ve had a long, busy day of standing and walking. 

 -Loves to be called Daddy, obviously, but prefers that you only do so in private. Also likes to be called Sir, but Daddy is what really gets him going.

-Praise. This is equally his kink as it is yours because your breath hitching, your expression changing, and the way you clench around him when he calls you a good girl gets him off. Maja said “I imagine him as a gentle dom who would be very encouraging, affirmative, and caring, telling you how well you take him and what a good girl you are for him and how pretty you look with Daddy's cock in your mouth. And imagine him saying ‘my god, you're so beautiful when you cum’" and I 1000000% agree. 

-Voyeurism/Mirrors. He gives me kind of a voyeur vibe (but not creepy like Ben) so while he likes to admire your lingerie, he would also love for you to strip for him. And like Negan, he’d tuck your panties in his jacket pocket. Ike would go feral watching you use your toys. I picture him with a cigar in one hand and his cock in the other, eyes zoned on your core, marveling at how your arousal is coating the dildo you’re slowly pushing in and out of you. Ike would talk to you while you did it, asking you how it feels, how close you are. And after you come, he reminds you that no toy is better than his mouth or cock. 

-He likes to watch you watch yourself, too, especially when he’s fingering or fucking you. He’d have mirrors everywhere. On the dresser placed right across from the bed, a mirror in the headboard. And he’d even entertain the idea of installing one in the ceiling. 

-Getting a little rough: breath play, spanking, hair pulling (yours and his), he’s into it, as long as you’re down, too. Loves how you scratch him up and will bite you or his knuckles when he’s overwhelmed by pleasure.

L - Lingerie 

Daddy is a no expenses spared type of man. The total cost of your extensive lingerie collection could make up someone’s salary. But he loves seeing you dressed up for him, and how sexy it makes you feel. The excitement of wearing a new set to bed rushes through you both. He mostly wants you to keep them on during sex, opting to pull your panties to the side rather than taking them off; pushing the straps of your bra down for access to your breast instead of unhooking it. He does enjoy watching you strip, though, from time to time, or slowly peeling your lingerie from your body as a tease. And he for sure has a collection of Polaroids of you in his favorite ones. Here are some sets I think he’d like:

M - Movie 

He likes to film you, with your consent (and again, we’re pretending we have modern technology). Starts on your face, taking in how your mouth is agape, eyes are fluttering. Then he pans down as he says “look at my good girl, taking that cock so well. Talk to me, baby.” He stops on your heaving chest for a moment to watch your breasts bounce, then shows where your bodies meet: how wet you are, how big he is. Hearing you say “it’s s-so good, daddy,” as much as he likes gets him hard as a fucking rock when he watches the film back.

N - No

-Ike is possessive. Remember when he told Vera she couldn’t put on a dance show at the hotel because it would have her ass out? “You’re my wife.” The way he said that… He growled. I needed to pause the show for a moment. So definitely not sharing. Your body is for his eyes only. 

-I can’t think of any other hard limits for him right now—feel free to share your own thots!—but Ike is the perfect man to discover your preferences and limits with, as Maja said in our convo about him. The Kama Sutra is for sure in one of your nightstands and he’ll have you both make sex bucket lists. He wants to check off everything, trying something new at least once a week.

O - Oral

-Daddy’s a giver. Loves to eat pussy, and he does it equally for his own pleasure and yours. Making you come is his favorite thing to do; relishes in the sounds you make, the way your body reacts. And he doesn’t pull away when you’re coming. He’ll pin you down and keep going until you’re overwhelmed, overstimulated, shaking, and pushing him off of you. He just can't get enough of you. Ike’s also definitely the kind of man that will stop fucking you because “I just need one more taste.” Loves when you ride his face, too. And he doesn’t tolerate that hovering shit. When he says sit, he means sit. Wraps his arms around your thighs to keep you in place. 

-As far as receiving, he wants you to use your hands on what won’t fit in your mouth, and he likes a slower pace. A little tease drives him crazy, and he’ll thread his fingers through your hair to help you bob your head or to keep you close when you’re giving his balls attention, and he rewards you with his vocality. When he’s feeling super needy, he’ll ask to fuck your mouth. 

-He appreciates an under-desk bj in the middle of a stressful day. It’s one of the easiest ways to relax him, and lord knows that man has too much stress in his life.

P - Pace/Position

-I think it depends on the mood the two of you are in. Making love—slow, sweet, romantic and passionate—that’s his specialty. But he won’t shy away from giving you a hard, fast dicking down. One such instance is a midday office fuck. He doesn’t have a lot of time, but fuck he’s horny and needs you. He bends you over his desk and just slams into you, the sound of skin slapping audible in the otherwise quiet space. He’s focused on your ass, watching it bounce as you throw it back at him. As you struggle to muffle your moans, he pushes his fingers into your mouth when you start to get too loud.

Q - Quickie

Office quickies happen. He’d much rather take his time with you, as @wheresurmoose suggested, but if you need him or he needs you right then and there, he has no qualms about it. Has Flo divert anyone who’s looking for him at the office by saying he’s either in a meeting or not in the hotel at all. Will likely follow up with a proper, unrushed session later that night. 

R - Risk

-His office and your room have balconies. And they face the water, so even if there are people on the beach, they’re generally not facing the hotel and if they are, likely won’t recognize you. Ike isn’t comfortable with the idea of other people looking at your body, so if fucking outside does happen, it’ll be when the sun’s gone down and the party people have gone to their own rooms. 

-The first time it happens, he’s still outside long after he finishes his cigarette because his mind is busy, as usual. His side of the bed is cold and empty when you wake up to use the bathroom, but you know where he is. You go out there to distract him and coax him back to bed the best way you know how. 

S - Safety

-Like most men, Ike doesn’t particularly enjoy using protection, but for the first few times you had sex, he obliged because safety first. But you quickly became comfortable and trusted one another with sexual health and alternate birth control and ditched the rubbers.

-When things do get a little rough with Ike, or you’re venturing into something new together, you always use a safe word. He’s adamant about it. Wants to make sure that you feel comfortable expressing any level of discomfort with him.

T - Toys

-Okay, let’s pretend the technology in 1959 is as advanced today because vintage toys are the stuff of horror films.

-Maja: He would get you some very pretty and exclusive toys because “you can’t put a price on pleasure.” YES. 

-Most people have their toys in a drawer of their nightstand, but you? You’ve got far too many for that. He’d have a custom chest build for you that fits nicely under the bed. After all, no expense spared, remember? 

-A lot of the toys are for coupled play, to enhance each of your orgasms, but you’ve got a few that are for solo play, too, because Ike says “I wanna make sure you’re still fully satisfied, even if I’m not around.”

-Some things Maja suggested include a golden dildo, and a diamond collar and leash. You’d also have an array of clit sucker toys and wands, and maybe even a sybian. Silk and rope ties, blindfolds, dildos of different shapes and sizes. Whatever your heart and pussy desire.

U - Unfair 

Wheresurmoose says: “I think despite being extremely dominant, he's more into keeping [you] pinned down with his own hands rather than tying [you] down, that way it's easier for him to move [you] however he wants.” And I concur. Y’all have noticed that’s one of Jeff’s moves, right? In pretty much all his sex scenes he does this. Ike is no exception. Sometimes the restraint can be a little unfair, like maybe he ties your hands so you can’t touch him when you desperately want to. 

V - Volume

Ike is vocal. He gets lost in you when you’re together and wants to let you know how good you feel/how good you’re making him feel, whether it’s with his moans and groans, panting and gasping, or dirty talk. He needs that outlet and he knows it gets you off, too, so he happily lavishes your ears with those beautiful sounds. And he likes his lady to be vocal as well. 

W - Wild Card 

-Sensual play. This is another thot by Maja that I expanded on! Not quite BDSM, but exploring some of the elements. Tuning into each of your senses: 

-Sight: I think it starts with this. He’d blindfold you with a silk scarf and ask you to focus on your other senses. 

-Touch: Using a warming lube that makes you tingle, feathers, different textured toys (silicone vs metal, a bullet vibe with various textured attachments, etc.), dripping candle wax on you, swirling an ice cube around your nipples, then warming you back up with his mouth. He’d also have you guess where he’s touching you and what body part of his he’s using to do it. Making you guess what toy he’s using on you.

-Taste: feeding you different things like strawberries, grapes, chocolate, honey, champagne. Taking the pampering to the highest level of luxury there.

-Smell: Lighting your favorite moody candle, spraying his cologne on and then wrapping himself around your body so his scent engulfs you. 

-Hearing: Guessing what sex song is playing by the first few notes or words. Playing the whisper game, NSFW edition: he has you listen to music while he says filthy things to you, and you have to read his lips and guess what he said. This can bring out the goofiness in the two of you, but when you get it right, he rewards you by doing what he whispered.

-Ike is really into teasing—though he always lets you come in the end when he does it—and I think he would really ramp it up with this kind of play. He loves the anticipation, building you up right to the edge and falling back, and the way you react. If you guess correctly with the games, he’ll reward you with his mouth, fingers, and/or cock. Guess wrong and he’ll spank you.

X - X-Ray

If anyone on the show gives off big dick energy it’s definitely Daddy. I mean that scene after Sedar where he comes up behind Vera walking with his dick??? And then presses it into her without a word?? That’s a man who’s confident in his size and skills.

Y … X-Ray continued lol 

Ike tends to wear black slacks so you can’t see too much of what’s going on through them, but all I have to do to tell you about whether he’s a grower or a shower is to point you to the dick shadow, which I still can’t believe was in episode ONE???? Way to hook a horny viewer lmao 

Z - Zzz

-Everyone smokes in Magic City, and I can’t think of very many scenes where Ike isn’t smoking. As for the context here, though, he likes to smoke a cigarette or cigar after sex/before sleeping.

-What I can’t stop thinking about though, is getting high and having sex with him. A strain that’ll mellow you out and heighten your sense so everything feels that much better, more sensitive. That would make sensual play 100000x hotter. And after, you’d be so relaxed and giggly. Ike usually stays up later than you when you’re done, but when he’s high, he knocks out within 10 minutes.

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Good Luck Charm

Summary: After working a long night at her job at the bar, Y/N finds herself in a situation where Negan is able to save her starting a complicated relationship between the two of them.

Characters: Negan & the reader (OC)

AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39423063

Warnings: Smut, Swearing, attempt of SA

Notes: Okay, so this was a story that I wrote a long time ago, but never posted because it was a bit angsty and dark. I had mentioned that I can just post this first chapter and make it a one-shot or if you want to go down that route, I can post some of the rest of it, but Negan is a bit of a dick in the rest of it, which is why I never really posted it in the first place. Just let me know what you think or would want. I also consider Negan to be a much younger Negan in this chapter. 

 As always Y/N means your name or whatever name you want to use.

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