Machine Elf Paladin

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[no-one-offical]

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[crypticgoose3]

beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

[drtanner]

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

[thydungeongal]

During yesterday’s game I made an off the cuff remark that Infernal music uses a system of nine modes named after the layers of Hell as opposed to the traditional seven in Western classical music so of course I’ve been coming up with a system of nine tones per octave for no gain whatsoever, I don’t think I’ve ever spent so much time on something with absolutely zero game effect

[thydungeongal]

I mean one obvious benefit is that I can now say that my character plays her lute in the Stygian mode which rules

[disgruntledseagull]

Now I’m desperately curious as to what that would sound like…

[thydungeongal]

I haven’t had the time to play around with it so it probably sounds horrible, but okay it’s a system of alternating half-steps and full steps but with two sequential half-steps. The basic Avernal mode in C would be C, Db, Eb, E, F, Gb, Ab, A, and B (and with a final half-step to bring it back to C).

As I said, it probably sounds horrible

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

I mean it wouldn’t be hard for me to write a piece like that. It won’t sound “correct” to western ears because the root note, C, in that scale will sound like it wants to resolve up to the Db, but if your goal is for music to sound like it’s from Hell, then it’s doable.

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Here’s the parameters for this piece:

I’m going to use this scale for expediency’s sake, rather than the two octave scale. 

I’m also going to write this piece in 9/8, following the theme of 9′s.

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

I’m 2 measures in and 

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

It’s uploading to soundcloud now!

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

https://soundcloud.com/critical-hit-compositions/in-the-court-of-mammon

[thydungeongal]

Omg holy shit

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[a-particular-j-name]

i think this is my magnum opus idk how i can top this

[lauralot89]

okay, so poll round two because I'm an idiot

Choose the best villain song from the films below:

"The World's Greatest Criminal Mind" - The Great Mouse Detective

"Poor Unfortunate Souls" - The Little Mermaid

"Gaston" - Beauty and the Beast

"Prince Ali - Reprise" - Aladdin

"Be Prepared" - The Lion King

"Mine, Mine, Mine" - Pocahontas

"Hellfire" - The Hunchback of Notre Dame

"Friends on the Other Side" - The Princess and the Frog

Voting ended onJul 1

[ristay]

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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[ruby-white-rabbit]

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

[floralpopie]

NO

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

WELP

[doctor-seamonster]

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.

[magrowette]

An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

[demiboydemon]

For speed runners, this is canon.

[captain-price-returns]

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

[lipstickchainsaw]

This guy wouldn't see himself standing in front of his own truck, what the fuck?

[findchaos]

We visited an old glass factory that was converted into a park and the photos can get very surreal.

[sourcreammachine]

[virtualgirladvance]

first one looks like the dogs gonna n64 mario jump into a painting

[memories-of-ancients]

Anthropeum

A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artif

An interesting game where you are presented with 10 artifacts from the MET. You have to place where the artifact is from and what time period it is from. Each artifact scores up to 10,000 points, and you lose points the further away your guess is and how far off in time you are. You can only play once a day. Thanks to @baebeylik for showing this to me.

Today I scored really well. Yesterday ... not so much.

Anthropeum.com · Jun 8 2026 🟩🟦🟦🟩🟩🟩🟥🟦🟦🟩 79,001 · top 3% of players today!

[wtf-scientific-papers]

Gilbert et al. (2025)

[markscherz]

No you don’t understand. This is the actual graphical abstract for an actual paper published in the journal Cell, one of the top three journals for all life science (at the same level as Nature and Science). Incredible.

[catchymemes]

[teomodo]

src

[januariat]

this thread on twitter is fucking killing me

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

IT GETS BETTER

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[seimsisk]

lmao prev

[bestiolin]

maarten inghels

[animate-mush]

@sherbertilluminated there's a line somewhere in Ursula Vernon's Digger that goes something like "it is difficult to be metaphysical around the truly geologically minded"

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

10 years

[kaijuno]