there's a fault in my code

Murphy Furlaine. 25. Former Ravenclaw. Human Tornado. “Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.” ― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland @glitterandmoxy

[bonesoftessa-blog]

What do you like about it?

[murphyfurlaines-blog]

It’s so weird; makes people turn around and stare. What’s not to like.

[themorgantribune-blog]

It’s not too… pretentious? x

[murphyfurlaines-blog]

You look snazzy, Morg. Fucking own it.

[murphyfurlaines-blog]

I don’t know- I like it.

[bonesoftessa-blog]

I’m pretty sure we can, but perhaps not over frogs.

[murphyfurlaines-blog]

There’s a first time for everything, could be.

[gardenoffrazer-blog]

Being reasonably disgusted that this is still happening and aiming to educate whoever is still ignorant enough about it to not realise why it’s a bad thing.

[murphyfurlaines-blog]

Fussy is way less of a mouthful.

[gardenoffrazer-blog]

I wouldn’t call it fussing, but yeah.

[murphyfurlaines-blog]

What would you call it?

[gardenoffrazer-blog]

Fletwock Farm.

[murphyfurlaines-blog]

Is this about the horse thing you were fussing about on OccluMe?

[caelummalfoy-blog]

I mean, I can’t disagree with that.

How you been?

[murphyfurlaines-blog]

You wouldn’t, would you, dear Narcissus.

We do small-talk?

[gardenoffrazer-blog]

So bloody gross.

[murphyfurlaines-blog]

Huffing and puffing- whose house are you going to blow down?

[bonesoftessa-blog]

Perhaps I was trying to give him the easy way out. A kinder death.

[murphyfurlaines-blog]

Can an Auror even get arrested for shit?

[caelummalfoy-blog]

I thought that’s why you kept me around? For the snark.

[murphyfurlaines-blog]

No, it’s for those buns of steel.

[minervabloodworth]

As much as I like to, I can barely feed myself. What would I do with a pet frog?

Thanks, anyway.

[murphyfurlaines-blog]

You don’t need to feed yourself. That’s what take-out is for. Sure thing, honey. 

[brockcurtiss]

And I care about that because…?

[murphyfurlaines-blog]

For one, it ends in frogs down pants.

[bonesoftessa-blog]

How very witchy of you. 

[murphyfurlaines-blog]

[brockcurtiss]

That definitely shouldn’t apply to living things.

[murphyfurlaines-blog]

Don’t say that. It’d make my life a lot harder.

[caelummalfoy-blog]

Yes. Otherwise I would’ve specified.

[murphyfurlaines-blog]

Enough snark out of you, fiend.

[minervabloodworth]

C’mere, little buddy.

There you go, here’s your frog. Safe and sound. Not stepped on, still alive.

[murphyfurlaines-blog]

Hey, thanks. You can keep him, if you want. He’ll bring luck.