magister bibendi

D O O D L E "And I slept in last night's clothes and tomorrow's dreams But they're not quite what they seem"

[rizzart]

[mrteavg]

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

[murphyofthetrashpeople-blog]

the signs based on people i personally know

aries: probably the hardest working and also the best procrastinator. they have no filter. will drop everything to help you. has the wildest almost unbelievable stories and evidence in case you don't believe them. can make you smile even when you feel like shit.

taurus: the biggest romantic with the biggest heart. you don't think they care about you? they do. fuzzy blanket enthusiast. no matter how busy they are, how much work they have to do, if you need to talk, they're there. they won't share unless you ask. always watching a new tv show.

gemini: probably knows the scientific explanation behind that. not two faced contrary to popular belief, but is just so goddamn charming they can get along with various types of people. will literally wallow in their negative emotions until they burst. humour is their best defense mechanism.

cancer: will call you out if you act stupid. wants you to remember all the good times you've had with them because they're scared you'll forget and leave them behind. willing to drive for hours to get some really good food.

leo: has the courage to say the things that everyone else was too afraid to say. can be sobbing one second and making jokes the next. has the most random things on their wall, but in an organized way. will drive to your house at midnight because they wanted to be with you.

virgo: their room is actually a mess most of the time. likes to avoid their problems a lot. but once forced to deal with them, it didn't even seem like they were struggling at all. more of a listener. often has flashbacks of dumb things they've said.

libra: prioritizes the wrong things. it takes a while for their jokes to be understood by the public. has a recognizable catchphrase. has no tolerance for assholes and will literally go off on you and make you rethink your life choices.

scorpio: so determined. will do anything to distract themselves from their emotional instability. has hundreds of friends but only considers 3 of them as real ones. sleeps a lot because its the only time their mind shuts up. will remember that one thing you said seven years ago.

sagittarius: always thinks of something fun to do. has a lot of doubts and insecurities about themselves and won't believe you when you try to reassure them. very picky about the people they choose to spend their time with. clumsy af and will literally trip on air. you probably owe them money.

capricorn: sometimes you can't tell if they're being serious or if they're joking. often questions the validity of their friendships. probably cried the other night. likes to go on roofs. good at looking productive but they are actually just looking at cat videos.

aquarius: so incredibly talented. cannot multitask for their life. belts at the top of their lungs in the shower. when they're walking it looks like they're walking to the beat of some 80s funk song. they are the shoulder you cry on. handles confrontation well.

pisces: tries to act really tough and independent but in reality they just want a big hug. loves insulated water bottles. has an encyclopedia full of inside jokes they share with their friends. was probably the teacher's favorite. owns books they haven't even opened

[wtfanning]

I’m not so in love with posting personals but can we just take a moment to agree that she’s perfect.

[230999999-deactivated20140921]

“hey do you want to hang out tonight?”

“we’ll have food”

[fashion-runways]

Roberto Cavalli at Milan Fashion Week Spring 2014

[ciralism]

[murphyofthetrashpeople-blog]

THE CREW

A Network Page by Ciralism

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I should be studying for my final exams, so of course, I made a network page. As always, please let me  know if you have trouble. Make sure to read the instructions first (the grey text in the code, it tells you exactly how to customize the page!)

To make a new row of members, just copy and paste everything from <tr> to </tr> and edit the information accordingly. 

You can add as many links at the top as you’d like. 

Enjoy!

{ Other Themes } { NEW! Custom Themes }

[fashion-runways]

[marauders4evr]

“I wonder what ever happened to the Potters’ cat?” - A good chunk of the fandom talking about the cat that Harry nearly ran over on his toy broomstick

Well, I have a theory!

See, I think that the cat was in the house when Voldemort came. But fear not! He survived. He hid in the shadows as a giant man came by, followed by the man who petted him when Lily and James weren’t looking. The giant took the screaming baby and left. The man eventually left as well. A rat scurried into the house and transformed into another man. The cat recognized him. He had never trusted this man. And now he knew why. He was a rat. But then the man leaves and officials arrive and start moving things. The cat ultimately leaves as he realizes that there’s nothing there for him anymore.

So the years pass and the cat gets taken in and abandoned by family after family before ultimately finding himself in a pet shop in Diagon Alley. And it’s there that a girl adopts him.

You can probably tell where I’m going with this.

The cat immediately realizes that the girl’s friend’s rat was the man from before - the bad man. And so the cat tries to get him with every chance that he gets. Unfortunately, it’s to no avail.

But one day, while patrolling the grounds, the cat comes across the other man - the nice one, the one who was a self-proclaimed ‘dog person’ but still had stroked the cat’s ears when he had thought that the two were alone. And ‘dog person’ was a fitting description. The man was now a dog. Yet, he was a kind dog, just as he had been a kind man. And so the cat helped him into the castle. The cat even protected the man when the boy wanted to attack.

Seriously though, it makes sense!

Crookshanks = The Potters’ old cat.

[the-whiskey-writer-deactivated2]

I gave you a heartbeat and all you did was complain about the noise.

It’s not like you had neighbors – The Whiskey Writer (via the-whiskey-writer)

[welcometojohnlock-deactivated20]

I won’t rest until there is a sims game that is set in the Harry Potter world. where you can create a character, or even create yourself, as a student in hogwarts, and you get sorted into your house and hang out in the dormitory and you can explore through the castle and go into other locations such as hogsmeade or diagon alley. and you get to play quidditch with other sims and you get to be friends with Harry, Ron and Hermione and why is this not a thing wtf

[abby-scuit0]

this is what I wanted Pottermore to be…

[icanhelpyouthere]

okay but if we’re being honest: if this was a thing, I would neglect my personal life so much it’s not even funny. 

[joekeerys]

[thequeen-rp]

“Mum used to say we were the same soul split in two and walking around on four legs. It seems unnatural being born together and then dying apart.” ― Melodie Ramone, After Forever Ends

[nearlywitchesdemo]

1. change all the e’s in your url to “3” 2. change all the o’s in your url to “0” 3. change all the i’s in your url to “1” 4. add some dashes everywhere 5. put “Xx_” and “_xX” at the beginning and end 6. your new emo chat forum url

[mugglebornheadcanon]

1977. Younger muggleborns laughingly answering ‘Abracadabra’ when asked by teachers if they know how a spell works. Purebloods screaming and ducking under tables because they misheard and this 12 year old is trying to use the killing curse on me.

[natexserena]

[beyoncebeytwice]

when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt