prankster

I want to love, but my hair smells of war and running and running.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Sorcerer: I've been told by many people that I 'light up the room'. Paladin: That was arson, and those were witnesses.

[lostloves]

i was tagged by @gcndalf to do a mutual appreciation post and mention the people on this site who make me happy! thank you so much for tagging me, lett! you’re an angel ♡

before anything else, i just wanna say thank you to every single one of you for making tumblr such a safe and happy place for me! here it goes, in no particular order. i love you all (๑•́ ω •̀๑) 

@regrowing, @gcndalf, @aimlocked, @accioharry, @howlspndragon, @dustfinger, @florencepegh, @romanoft, @lavndertown, @tenther-thoughts, @pincchios, @ocarinnas, @elricity, @san-gatsus, @kiliofdurinsline, @emperanas, @singinginthecar, @profcolsymorgan, @shoto-doroki, @mulch-diggums, @sithslords, @paintedladys, @katherinewaterston, @draacomalfoy, @nataliamaximoff, @jamespottesr, @kenocbi, @aaronellas, @patricksjane, @elvaerien, @jaceheronstairs, @tmhnks, @adamnsey, @nymphadoratonks, @zcbini, @aprohdites, @pranksterprongs, @misspendragon, @maraudre, @pottinglilies, @evansdeer, @leakycauldrcn, @edhmund, @autummskies, @percyjacksns

[pranksterprongs]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[dajo42]

a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”

[colorfuloddity]

THERMOS

[athenavine]

plot twist: it works, mugs suddenly start keeping tea at the perfect temperature for the caster all day. students in muggle studies start experimenting with other muggle jargon and a new generation of magic spells are born, propelling the stagnated wizard community into the technological age

[susiephone]

*points wand at book* KINDLE!!!! *book propels itself into fireplace and bursts into flames* I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP

[bisaster-energy]

I don’t believe it. I found the post.

[kyraneko]

“YEET” is like Wingardium Leviosa crossed with Locomotor crossed with Expelliarmus and it’s the best spell ever.

[astrologicalnet]

Scorpio — “She wears strength and darkness equally well, the girl has always been half goddess, half hell.”

[littlebitellie]

Marauders in Uniform - as requested by my love @jennandblitz who inspired a new series 💕

Sirius, Remus, James and Peter and how they would wear their Hogwarts uniforms 

[skywalkerapologist]

like your blog but no offense how are you on Tumblr in ur late 20s?

Good question anon! Here’s my secret: the old folks home lets us out for an hour of water aerobics every day and while the other residents are huffing and puffing like a bunch of suckers I’m off to the side of the pool with everything I need for posting quality content to Tumblr Dot Com.

[unrealunearths]

She’s the girl with a fairytale face, but her mouth screams like a w o l f ’ s — words of the consultant, minjeong son

[osansas]

@hprarepairnet & @slytherdornet challenge ➝ pansy 

pansy parkinson x hermione granger. 

i like my girls just like i like my honey; sweet/a little selfish - x. 

[donnastroy]

He liked it best when he was with Ron and Hermione and they we’re talking about other things, or else letting him sit in silence while they played chess. He felt as though all three of them had reached an understanding they didn’t need to put into words.

[sadasdgasdgasdg]

rubeus hagrid 06/12/1928

I am what I am, an’ I’m not ashamed.

[donnastroy]

THE MAGIC BEGINS

2. Favourite book: Order of the Phoenix

“Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.”

[cruciatuz]

“numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.”

[emmaiwatson]

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) dir. David Yates

[hazelopia]

[hidekomoon]

a r t e m i s

[cassatrix-deactivated20210107]

i just think a lot about how ted tonks must be an introvert because that's just the vibe i get from him but i also think andromeda is actually an extroverted who's enjoy others company and while ted is a really loud guy he just doesn't like being around lots of people for a long time and it's so funny to me cause i imagine him like:

"dromeda, can we go?"

"ted, we just got here."

"yes, i know that, but -"

"ted, this is our wedding day. beside, the only actual people that came to celebrate with us is your family, so you can try and be nice to them."

and i think about how he says "i do" and right after looks about his new, beautiful wife, and asks "can we go now?" and andromeda just laughing while saying "yes, dear. now we can go."

[dailywizardwheezes]

💔

[maraudersftw]

This did not happen. I refuse.