slay it with flowers

lame-O

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

[gghero]

these arent even all the ways to evolve pokemon

[jedi-kammy]

W H A T

[mtfautoandrophile]

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

[mtfautoandrophile]

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

[recentgooglesearches]

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[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[prophets-of-prog]

[scarjodropdead-deactivated20220]

pigeony:

pigeony:

what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

I don’t even remember typing this holy shit

[piecomic]

More Cluster Fudge HERE

[princesszelda-rekt]

Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think “oh shit, it’s a cop”

[danielkanhai]

sometimes, when i want to really treat myself, i turn my phone brightness up juust a little bit. i feel like i’m splurging. like i’m living a king’s life. sometimes i turn it up all the way and i’m like, “this is what god’s phone screen looks like.”

[gerrycanavan]

understanding art, lesson one

[krabbydon]

this will never not be funny

[hobisdaydreams-deactivated20180]

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille 

[fishyandclintbarton]

This is the most genius thing i’ve seen in years. Thank you happytoast.co.uk 💯

[p0kegifs-blog]

[macleod]

List of words containing “meow”: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner

[d3fendpop-punk-deactivated20170]

Same.

[bob-belcher]

being forced to go out on the weekend