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Tien | 17 | Random shit including Sherlock, HIMYM, Adventure Time, Pokemon, and Naruto. :)

[blackqueerblog]

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

[that-twink-over-there]

The scream always takes me out 🤣

[heckifiknowcomics]

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[sexy-necromancing-bird]

OP IS YOUR FRIEND OK

[engineer-in-space]

@cardinalxsin

[dragmaniarpdr]

[seadeepspaceontheside]

its hot

[whitepeopletwitter]

[recommend]

Farmers Are Protecting Their Cows From Frostbite With Earmuffs

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

[lesmiserableslove]

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

[histry-buff-deactivated20170618]

Hey quick question what the fuck

[urulokid]

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

[butchious]

victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years

[frogitivity]

Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

Click here to enter

[we-willbe-thin]

gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it

[barkout]

[shordibynature]

Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll

[pokemonenslaver-blog]

The prophecies are true

[kyberhearts]

#HAIL THE MYSTICS WHO CAME BEFORE US #CHANTING MIGHTILY FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS #YAHOOOooooOOO

[erykah-budew]

“Cars” reboot in the style of the movie “Cats” and all the cars are just humans walking around naked but with a metallic sheen and they have wheels at the end of their limbs. Their faces are human faces but with car headlights instead of eyes.

[switch-up-snowfox]

DON’T GIVE THEM FUCKING IDEAS, THEY’RE ALL BIG ENOUGH HACKS THEY’D DO THAT

[duskianfae-deactivated20210319]

I just saw these news that this brazilian 15 years old boy made a fake profile pretending to be a 14 years old girl

And with this profile, he baited a creepy old dude

And so they agree to meet at a nearby park during the night.

And the old dude goes there, expecting to find some naive girl to be preyed upon

only to find the 15 years old boy

dressed as SPIDER-MAN

AND DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN

THE BOY KICKED THE DUDE’S ASS. LIKE. LEGIT KICK HIS ASS

HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES

Of course, the creep wasn’t happy with it, and called the police on the spiderman kid. And when the police found the kid, you know what he did?

He said “that guys a pedo lol” and gave them a drive with all the evidence he collected thru the profile

Thank you, Spider-man. Thank you for your service.

[summery-captain]

YOU GO FELLOW BRAZILIAN SPIDERMAN

“Teenager dressed as spiderman beats up a suspect of pedophilia in Joaçaba”

“With great powers come great responsibilities”

[pr1nceshawn]

Customer Service Wolf.

[ask-cloud-skipper]

That wolf embodies the thoughts of most in customer service

[elenorasweet]

Bookstore staff for 9 years, and boy, this is eerily accurate, I can barely stand to look at it!

[jupiter-lv]

@amileofrandomness it came back on my dash and I think of you, dear

[people-are-awesome]

🎱 Billiards Anyone? 🎱

What kind of sorcery is this?????

(Trick shots courtesy of Charles Lakey)

[dolly-milk]

[uforesearch]

[synthient]

shjdhkdfjhgkhkd this is one of the most bizarre things the dub ever did and I feel like we don’t talk about it enough? They just. casually gave their protagonist mind reading powers. Just dropped that like it was nbd and then never brought it up again

[synthient]

[gifsboom]

Baby armadillo.

[cosmictuesdays]

Humans will pet anything.

[toffeecape]

How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!

[badgengar]

“ How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!”

It truly is.