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[nflstreet]

[theinsects]

there is no greater mystery than What Was That Deleted Video In My Youtube Playlist

[malscare]

🐸 boss Follow

fuck her like you are having sex with her

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[hyrude]

:(

[hyrude]

[femmenietzsche]

Guy who learns kung fu, then realizes kung fu can be defeated by MMA so he learns that, then realizes MMA can be defeated by guns so he buys one, then realizes that guns can be defeated by law enforcement so he becomes a lawyer, then realizes that the law can be overthrown so he becomes a paramilitary general, then realizes that naked force can be enveloped by ideology so he becomes a religious leader, then realizes that ideology is primarily determined by the means of production so he becomes an inventor, then realizes that successful invention requires a finely honed mind so he becomes a psychologist, then realizes that the mind is just part of the body so he learns kung fu

[papayajuan2019]

kids on playgrounds go through this cycle everyday

[amazoogle]

for those not in the know, here's a quick explainer on the iOS banned tag situation: the dooblydoos on this hellsite™ are officially fricking blorped up and ganked. staff was just like: asplode all the things! hecking doggerino cunt

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Yo Mr white the cobblestone generator is working but it's hard to break and really weird lookin

[humperxhumper]

[kibumkim]

im this post having no notes

[ovur]

It's like I'm there

[demilypyro]

Honkball

[vworpstageleft]

… I thought this was a joke. I thought you were doing a bit.

[kn11ves]

[bettedavisgf]

funniest possible way to word a statement about somebody in the process of dying

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[sneakyfeets]

I've read this multiple times and I still got no fuckin idea what this post is supposed to mean

[ptactwo]

three genders