CalamariLover🔫🔫

(rp acc @candixcandi) the most handsome freelance spy in the world 💯 any evil schemes dm me 🤑🤑

[murrayxbacon]

ouuu shiii 👀👀

[murrayxbacon]

the walri scare me

[ashleysparks]

hey my awesomazing queen how’s it with you and warren

I blocked that sleazeout (sleazebag + washout) because he asked to borrow money for "something really important" and then he spent all the money I let him borrow and all his savings on Murray's crypto scam course + Bacon Coin. Here's the flyer he sent me:

[murrayxbacon]

Eh, it was worth a try.

[insidebensbrain]

didn’t know you were rich enough to afford bitcoin❤️

[murrayxbacon]

Of COURSE I am. The last time I checked. You’re just jealous that im stinking RICH because of all those evil schemes while you’re here working for the CIA without anything in return.

[ashleysparks]

hey my awesomazing queen how’s it with you and warren

I blocked that sleazeout (sleazebag + washout) because he asked to borrow money for "something really important" and then he spent all the money I let him borrow and all his savings on Murray's crypto scam course + Bacon Coin. Here's the flyer he sent me:

[murrayxbacon]

Eh, it was worth a try.

[murrayxbacon]

BE ON THE LOOKOUT!!

A young criminal boy named Ben Ripley, aged 14 is on the loose. He had done nefarious crimes such as destroying the British Museum, breaking rarities, stolen nuclear missiles and atomic detonators. He has also tried to assassinate the president and is currently wreaking havoc.

Please contact if you have any whereabouts of him. Stay safe!

—X

[dylantakesoff]

FLUMBONIAN

THAT GUY IS A FLUMBONIAN I SWEAR

ITS ALWAYS THE EVIL PEOPLE WHO ARE FLUMBONIANS

[murrayxbacon]

As you can see, multiple figures, including me, have believed this guy is a Flumbonian, a lizard type alien known for trying to overthrow the world. Again, please stay safe, and contact me for any info of him and his evil allies at work.

[murrayxbacon]

BE ON THE LOOKOUT!!

A young criminal boy named Ben Ripley, aged 14 is on the loose. He had done nefarious crimes such as destroying the British Museum, breaking rarities, stolen nuclear missiles and atomic detonators. He has also tried to assassinate the president and is currently wreaking havoc.

Please contact if you have any whereabouts of him. Stay safe!

—X

[mikerwavesl]

poll or whatever

am I handsomer than Murray

HECK YEAHHH BOIII

yes

yes and I’m sorry that im such a chuddd (Murray has to pick this one)

Voting ended onJan 17

[murrayxbacon]

imagine buying votes

[murrayxbacon]

last time i made a poll asking if i were handsome and there were no votes so it OBVIOUSLY must have glitched so im gonna try this again

am i handsome

yes

yes

yes

Voting ended onJan 17

[murrayxbacon]

I hate Ben day 3 (but with more hate)

[murrayxbacon]

I took yodeling lessons are you proud of me

[murrayxbacon]

hope orions okay with that little thing he has going on

[murrayxbacon]

I hate ben day 1 and 23 hours

[murrayxbacon]

dunno if I’ve posted this yet but here’s some spy school goes wild fanart that I won’t finish from a couple months ago

[murrayxbacon]

i hate Ben day 1 ❤️❤️

[murrayxbacon]

[murrayxbacon]

zoe 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 please guvr up akready 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i need you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[murrayxbacon]

im such a girlboss

[insidebensbrain]

just kiss a mirror atp

[murrayxbacon]

rude…,i dont deserve this 😕