dylan the goat

#shitpost account (I do art sometimes) also my main for some reason he/him

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Reworked Intro Post! ーーーーーーーーーー

Hi, I’m Dylan! You might also know me as Miles or Candi. This is my main and a shitpost account. I go by he/him pronouns, and I love brainpop! I’m currently learning to play the drums. BASIC DNI!!!! I am a minor! You can find more about me below ↓↓↓↓↓↓

“I’m training to be a spy. It’s my job to know things.” ーーーーーーー FANDOMS ーーーーーーー

🍎 Main Fandoms ——————————————— Other Fandoms 🐛

🍎 - mob psycho 100, sfawtde/dawtde, verity, ninjago, spy school, brainpop, good kid

🐛 - tbhk, pjo, epic, tally hall, the promised neverland, danganronpa, gotg, wicked, heathers, hamilton, harry potter and the cursed child (anti jkr), basically theatre in general, sodikken + MORE coming soon

“…But Avery is done trying to solve these puzzles how the world wants him to.”

ーーーー NAMES / PRONOUNS ーーーー

NAMES

Dylan — ☆☆☆☆☆ — Use this for all people!! My preferred out of all names.

Miles — ☆☆☆☆ — Again, anyone can use this, just slightly a bit less preferred. This was one of my first names after coming out as transmasc and was a bit rushed, but I still love it!

Jagger — ☆☆☆ — Whew, one of my older names! It’s alright for me, you can use it. Just not as preferred as the others.

Candi — special — ONLY use if you are very close to me!!!!!! If you need further confirmation, feel free to ask!

PRONOUNS PREF

Only use he/him pronouns on me. It is TOTALLY okay if you accidentally misgender me, just keep in mind for the future.

“Your life is your own!”

ーーーRANDOM FACTS ABOUT MEーーー

I’m currently learning to play the drums!

I almost died by eating I-HOP.

My favorite color is turquoise.

My favorite show is MP100.

My favorite band is Good Kid.

My favorite food is takoyaki.

I believe the dress is blue and black.

I dislike hate okra.

I like drawing.

I hate drawing.

I’m left handed.

“Whatever you do at the crossroads, keep going forward. Or something like that. I was never good at endings.”

And, that’s it! Thanks for reading all the way up to here, hope you have a great day :)

[spookthelilguy]

I still think about them

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i love saying random bs because you could say something and I’ll reply with “thank you” or “merry christmas” for no apparent reason

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YO GUYS GO CHECK OUT MY OTHER ASK BLOG OF AVERY @averythetinymayo

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i keep thinking your pfp is dante koryu from beyblade burst i have no clue why

they’re literally twins

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why is everyone here so scared to comment damn

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Rest here. You are safe.

Take shelter from that which haunts you. Nothing can reach you here.

You are safe.

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DUDE NOTHING FEELS REAL

[corvus-the-corvid]

that mob 😢😢😢😢😢

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genuinely how posting on tumblr feels sometimes

[arowait]

(Sorry I took photo at weird angle)

So it looks like you guys have outdone yourself. -42? That's obviously impressive. Now obviously being the good little girl l am, I have decided to outdo myself too with a six hour timeout. I'd say this is actually genuinely ridiculous. Why is it now reasonable for me to get worried when I'm sleeping because you guys can't be mature on a kids site? No because this is genuinely infuriating; this didn't need to happen. Obviously I get the situation, some Gaehivians come to the studio think that the above the studio and that the rules don't apply to them. Well let me just tell you that the rules absolutely do apply to you. You're not special, you're not going to be treated any differently than any other curator in the studio and the fact that you generally think that is disgusting and honestly concerning. I worry for you future. This is ridiculous, sad and frankly a waste of my time. The rules aren't that hard to follow. I understand slipups but -42 is not one. We cannot be doing this. I will not allow this to continue. I swear if this happens again on my shift without a reasonable "excuse", I'll just close the studio until Daisy herself asks me to open it.Thank you to the decent people who didn't contribute to the countdown and actually tried to stop this. I do see and appreciate you.

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ouuu shiii

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my moms basically abusive but I don’t have time to think about allat

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CANDI HI

HOLY SHIT THATS MY GOAT

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(cw: ugly)

Murray and his shaved head 🥀

WHAT IS THIS.

y’all im so scared I don’t remember this in the books

[mid3light]

BANANA PIE

It's already 2.14 for me so... Happy Valentines day!!! I hope u all enjoy this＜3

If u like it please please gimme likes/comments/reblogs...🥹💖I'd appreciate it!!

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WHAT IN SPY SCHOOL THIS IS SO PEAK AHHHHHHHHH THAT DAMN HILLPLEY ANGST

[spamtonsgreasyhair]

they unblocked tumblr on da school computer 👀👀👀

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realala

[mid3light]

oughh ss requests

Since murray reminds you of a chipmunk, it'd be cool to see what animals you associate with some other characters :33

Here!!! :3

Ben is so puppy in every book aghhhhhh doggy... So cute...

Zoe is a bear cuz... She's cute and reminds me of Teddy bear but also very competent and full of strength🐻

Warren is literally a chameleon. Yeah. And idk how to draw him at all...

Erica is a black panther. Svetlana is a snow leopard... Both dangerous and beautiful

Also Joshua reminds me of an eagle or something with feathers... And a fox????

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WAIT BEN IS SUCH A PUPPY AHHHHHHHHHHH