Hopelessly in love with everythng crazy

[toastoat]

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

[ironicbaking]

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

[toastoat]

omg hi

[cinnamonfreckles5]

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

[jetliners]

uhhhhhhh

[boota]

hey

[movedtowerescientist]

I FINALLY FOUND IT

[bristolbrane-deactivated2020061]

Found what?

[movedtowerescientist]

This Legendary post

[pumpedupscribbles-deactivated20]

This post is a gem and you have to reblog it or else you lose it

[personano133-deactivated2019060]

Someone confirm that these are all different people.

[gayfaggot-deactivated20210126]

it’s here it’s on my dash!!

[sti1es]

seeing ancient tumblr posts in the flesh rather than in screenshots has the same energy as seeing an infamous relic in a museum for the first time

[catasters]

[girlballs]

the primordial serpent

[teaboot]

The most dangerous anaconda

[daily-spooky]

[jellyjamheadobb]

[unclefather]

[kittydesade]

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

[del3141]

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I’m trying to tell you that I’m evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit

[nehirose]

this is one of my favorite posts

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i said 'explain physics to me like youre in love with me' and after a while of quiet he went 'everything sings'. so i get it now

[musachi]

Kan rich people stop like, trying to build elevators to space and making microchips for our brains and like...start inventing human wings or something...

[crowselli]

so anyway good job finland

[actionjeffson]

smoking weed with my tits out hell yeah

[daddymymouthisfullofstars]

[boringkate]

Transitioning is a very serious decision and you shouldn't do it unless you're kinda bored and wanna try it out.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[lemonmeirngue]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[kosmogrl]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[lakevida]

will you please take my whimsical ass seriously

[verdantry]

& btw fruit Flies literally spawn spontaneously

[fortooate]

you look at a fruit fly and tell me it's ever been anywhere else

[pancakeke]

the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven