Legion of Dumbass Children

Collection of muses for the DCEU anxiously loved by Katie Mun 21+, tracks url

[musclcgion]

imworthfivedollars​:

Huh. Interesting. Good to note.

“Well, I guess I hope I get one? But how do you know so much about this? I sound like a hypocrite saying it, but you look a little young to be an officer.”

“Me, an officer? No, I’m a server at one of those hoity-toity restaurants where it’s mostly just rich people showing off to other rich people. I’ve just lived here my whole life and you kinda start noticing a pattern when you live here long enough.”

[musclcgion]

alphaincxntrol​:

“Alright, you have a point.” It was certainly something that anyone who wasn’t from Gotham would see as…beyond odd. Crazy, even. Which was one of the reasons she wanted out of the city.

"I kind of wish she was cremated sometimes. Nik says this woman she works with has this necklace with some of her grandma’s ashes. Could just take Mom and leave.”

[ruadrisresources]

Physical Contact Starters

No explicit NSFW, but some could be interpreted that way. Alter as necessary!

SOFT

“Your hands are so warm.”

“Ah, that feels good…”

“Wait… are you braiding my hair?”

“Is it okay if I lean on you?”

“Just hold me for awhile. Please.”

“You don’t mind me touching you there, right?”

“Oh! I didn’t mean to fall asleep leaning on you.”

“Don’t stop stroking my hair…”

“Be gentle with me.”

“Y’know, I could go for a back rub right now. Just saying.”

“Please… Kiss me, even if it’s just this once.”

“I bet I’m strong enough to pick you up.”

“Can I use your lap as a pillow?”

“Touch me. I don’t care how. I just need to feel something right now…”

“I could kiss you all over.”

“That tickles!”

“Mind washing my back for me?”

“I didn’t know you were the cuddling type.”

“I love how soft your lips are.”

“Don’t get up just yet, I’ll miss having you next to me.”

“No one’s kissed me like that in a long time.”

ROUGH

“Ow! That fucking hurt!”

“Keep talking, and I’ll seriously slap the shit out of you.”

“You stepped on my foot!”

“Did you do that on purpose?”

“Please be more gentle next time…”

“Don’t squeeze so tight!”

“Hey, don’t touch me there. It hurts.”

“Did you just bite me?!”

“Next time I’ll hit you like I mean it.”

“Is that the best you’ve got?”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you.”

“I’ll make you bleed.”

“You really can’t take a hit, can you?”

“Hey!! What was that for?!”

“Shit, are you crying? I didn’t mean to do it that hard.”

“That stung a little. Go easy on me next time.”

“Don’t tell me you can’t handle a little sparring.”

“You almost knocked me over!”

“I won’t stop until I hear you scream.”

“That’s gonna leave a bruise…”

“You broke my nose!”

[conleches]

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[bellero]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER

[softskribbles]

@aesthetics-over-ethics

[musclcgion]

alphaincxntrol​:

Alex laughed, “Yeah, well, when you’re born and raised here it’s really not so weird. And when you work here it’s even less.”

“That’s just it, even when you’re born and raised here it’s weird that we’re just so used to this shit. I only stay here cause I don’t wanna drive anywhere if I wanna go visit Mom’s grave. But the idea of a club going on lockdown cause of a chaotic asshole isn’t weird to me at all.”

[musclcgion]

thxemazingem​:

Not that many, Em nearly said. Xe bit xer tongue to keep from speaking. 

“Yeah! That would be really cool! I’d have to figure out how to translate that to paper, since I don’t trust me painting glass, but I could probably do something similar with watercolor.”

“That’d be pretty cool, a mixed medium thing.” Eevee agreed with a nod. “Does it count as mixed medium if it’s just different kinds of paint?” Her head tilted as that became the prevailing thought. “If you want when we’re done here, you can come over to my place. We can see if there’s something in my closet we can work with for those vibes.”

[musclcgion]

alphaincxntrol​:

“I can pay my own bail, thank you. I shake my ass for cash I can save it from jail as well.”

Alex shrugged, “Dunno, sometimes we run drills just in case. No one really knows when Joker is gonna appear. Keeps us prepared.”

“I don’t mean it that way and you know it.” But he got her point and held up his hands as a gesture she was right. “God, whenever I think Gotham can’t get weirder I find out the strip club has Joker drills and shit.”

[musclcgion]

imworthfivedollars​:

He wasn’t really sure why he was taking the word of a stranger, but-

“Alright. What else do you know about Batman?”

“Usually works solo, but he’s teamed up with people before. Only leaves presents for the cops he likes and you can usually tell which one’s dirty based off who gets presents or not. Not that ‘Batman doesn’t like him’ is a reason people can legitimately put on paper for complaints against officers. At least Gordon takes those seriously though.”

[jedi-anakin]

COSMOS: A Personal Voyage (1980) written by Carl Sagan, Ann Druyan, and Steven Soter “The night sky is interesting. There are patterns there. If you look closely, you can see pictures.”

[whenrpmemesattack]

PSA

If you feel like your muse has been waining recently, it’s probably because of current events. 

This is a stressful period we’re all experiencing. You are not alone right now. Trying to battle the complications of real life takes energy, that energy detracts from the energy you use for roleplay.  

And this can be especially frustrating when RP is something you’re trying to use to escape from reality.

So remember to love yourself, treat yourself nicely, and not blame yourself for feeling under-motivated.   If you need to take a break from everything that’s okay.  Don’t be angry at yourself.  Do what you have to do to help yourself relax. 

[musclcgion]

alphaincxntrol​:

“Joker knows he’s not allowed most places and our bouncers are trained to just…it’s like the place becomes a bunker if he’s in the area.” She shrugged, “It’s not like I need the money so I’m not gonna hunt him down but he’ll be getting a stern warning soon.”

“Is your stern warning going to involve me posting your bail?” He could afford it easily, but that wasn’t the point. It was more the fact he didn’t want Alex to get into legitimate trouble. “So that’s why everything got locked up that one time I was there? Grace just told me it was a security thing they did sometimes.” To be fair, the lockdown had been pretty fun. Was still kinda scary in a way though.

[well-im-whumped-blog]

“Did you create that plot point just to get your character hurt and tormented?”

[musclcgion]

alphaincxntrol‌:

“If only. It was the complex across from mine. Although Penguin does tip nicely.”

“Weirdly, I’m not surprised he’d tip nicely. I feel like the only one that wouldn’t tip is maybe Joker. Freeze doesn’t count cause I don’t think he goes to clubs.” Focus, Beau. “Well, I hope you get your money soon. I usually don’t bet for money but it still sucks to not get what you’re owed.”

[rpmemes-galore]

Send me    “ what happened to you? “    for your muse to find mine bandaging up a wound. 

[musclcgion]

this icon i have for beau just makes me feel more like he deserves the world more than i usually do

[musclcgion]

alphaincxntrol‌:

“Yup! Betting on the next break-in that Gotham had to offer. You gotta make it fun even though it’s hell!” She gave a giant, sarcastic grin.

“What, did one of those assholes come to the club again and leave a tip?” It was a joke, but he was pretty sure he had seen Penguin in there once. “Cause I think that counts as cheating.”

[musclcgion]

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