i am obsessed with these straight white hockey podcasters lmfao they are taking this shit SO seriously
[transcript:
podcaster 1: now we get to the olympics.
podcaster 2: oh, i - sorry, i have a question about the sex scene.
podcaster 1 (overlapping): yeah, please, go. go, go, go.
podcaster 2: one: was that - and this - forgive my ignorance, cause i’m genuinely asking. and please, in the comments, like i’m - i’m - i’m asking the comments section right now. or i guess the first one i’m asking you guys, and i’m pretty sure i know, but that was - the - the heavy roll… [gestures as if rolling something] the - the reverse crunch. that was ass eating, correct?
podcaster 1: i felt so.]
they’re literally so invested in heated rivalry and the characters, they keep talking about how heartbreaking it is, one man expressed amazement that gay men are able to fuck in missionary,
oh my fucking god this guy just said “cracking stick” as a euphemism for jerking off fuck the fujoshis these two are the actual audience for this show
Empty Netters Pod Heated Rivalry
in case you guys want to check it out (you do)
