[museanddream]

Fic Masterlist

Assume all fics are 18+

Alexia Putellas x Reader

Holy

Laia Codina x Reader

Pretty Please

For Your Ears Only

Lucy Bronze x Ona Batlle x Reader

Heaven - part 1, part 2, part 3

One Night:

Main fic - part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6

Prequel Drabbles

Lucy Bronze x Reader

All Night Long

Ona Batlle x Reader

The Show - part 1, part 2

[museanddream]

One night is amazing 😻 seriously so good

Thanks boo! I don’t have much time to write at the moment but I’m making an effort to spend what little time I do have working on the next part instead of other fic ideas that have been distracting me lately

[bronzebatlle]

😍😍😍 beautiful girl

[vixwritesagain]

I need every club to have a dog because this behaviour really does it for me 😭❤️❤️❤️

[museanddream]

All this discourse about moving for the money, for a more competitive league, for love…

When the real pull is that their new employer has an on-site therapy dog 😌

[museanddream]

Misa to Arsenal reminded me of something so I went digging through the abandoned fic graveyard and found this from last year 🤭

[museanddream]

Hi. Uh could you maybe write Alexia x teammate reader(either Barcelona or spain) being a couple but they Had a Fight before practice and maybe after practice all the tension comes Out another way with them maybe hooking Up in the shower or something and getting caught by someone on the Team?

Thanks for sending this in but I don’t write requests, sorry! But sharing the prompt in case another writer wants to jump on it

[museanddream]

I mean, I could cut straight to the smut orrrrr I could write 3000 words of setup dialogue between two characters that don’t even end up fucking

[museanddream]

took a tip from @vixwritesagain’s guide to figuring out smut sex positions and the end result is why i’m a writer and not an artist 🙈

[vixwritesagain]

Bringing this back because it makes me happy

[museanddream]

I forgot this even existed 💀

Also rip to at least 1.5 of these positions that got cut from the fic when I realised it was getting too self indulgent

[rana030]

[museanddream]

what's wrong with the kit 😭

I like the pattern but I get a lot of sensory ick when it comes to clothes and the material looks so cheap, like I can imagine a thread coming loose and then the hem unravels and it makes my skin crawl 😩

All in all, looks more like a training kit than the club’s main kit and I just find it pretty funny that a club who’s only identity is throwing large amounts of money at iconic players doesn’t go for a colour/design that looks a bit more classy

[museanddream]

offering out million pound a year salaries and yet their kit still looks like something i could get for £3.99 from a bargain bin at the offbrand sports shop that also sells vapes on my local high street

[museanddream]

when you’re playing against arsenal at 12 but your shift on the checkouts at tesco starts at 4 💀

[yledom]

Stiiiiiickeeeeerrrss 🤣🤣🤣

Misa IG

[wosospacegirl]

I think the most humbling experience of writing smut is having to go back a few paragraphs because you genuinely forgot what level of undress everyone is at like wait.... what have I already taken off?

For example, I have taken readers' shorts off three separate times in the same fic :D

[vixwritesagain]

Guys… no one ever takes their socks off. Ever. The dogs are IN the house 100% of the time.

[museanddream]

this reminded me that i used a spreadsheet for the first few chapters of one night to keep track of who was still wearing what so i went into my google drive to find it and- 😂

[vixwritesagain]

Telling myself they’re about to do anal with socks on

[museanddream]

Maybe they are… 👁️🫦👁️

Ona covers your body with hers again and your hands instinctively wrap around her back, pulling her down until the space between you is gone and her lips collide against yours.

The kiss tastes of desperation, mostly from you. You’ve had Ona’s fingers work you open, then Lucy’s, then had to wait patiently for an absolute eternity while Ona harnessed up. The longer that passes, the heavier the promise of what’s to come feels. The more you want it.

You’re hyperaware of the strap pressing into your thigh as Ona kisses you. You hook a leg around her hips to keep her close. Maybe you’re seeking something to grind against. Maybe you’re hoping it’ll slip in by accident.

All you know is that what should be inside you, isn’t.

Ona’s lips trail across your cheek, down your jaw. Before you can ask her why she’s not yet fucking you, she finds sensitive spot on your neck that she discovered much earlier, taunting it with a wicked combination of teeth and tongue until you’re melting into the mattress.

As another moan escapes your lips, you look down at the way your bodies intertwine, past the tattoos dotted across Ona’s black, the harness snug against her ass and thighs, your legs around her hips trapping her body against yours.

You fit together like this is exactly where you’re supposed to be.

But there’s something not quite right.

“Ona…”

She lifts her head to look at you, a question mark in her familiar brown eyes.

You glance down your bodies again to where black fabric contrasts against pale skin. When you meet Ona’s gaze once more, there’s only one thing on your mind.

You simply have to vocalise it.

“Why are we both still wearing socks?”

[wosospacegirl]

I think the most humbling experience of writing smut is having to go back a few paragraphs because you genuinely forgot what level of undress everyone is at like wait.... what have I already taken off?

For example, I have taken readers' shorts off three separate times in the same fic :D

[vixwritesagain]

Guys… no one ever takes their socks off. Ever. The dogs are IN the house 100% of the time.

[museanddream]

this reminded me that i used a spreadsheet for the first few chapters of one night to keep track of who was still wearing what so i went into my google drive to find it and- 😂

[museanddream]

i love the football offseason because every time i open instagram it’s just post after post of ripped lesbians in bikinis showing off their abs 🥵

[museanddream]

Back to one night… the second time they sleep together in the taxi… do you think they had any indication/conversation that they might do it again? Or is it alcohol induced honesty? Who do you think initiates?

I like the idea of R being a bit more of the initiator the second time but I think they’re all a little bit responsible. You know when you’re about to hook up with someone and nobody explicitly says “we’re about to sex” but you both know what’s about to happen? I think it’s a bit like that all night.

So the second time is after they’ve been out with the team and while alcohol maybe plays a little part, I don’t think any of them are actually drunk. It’s been a couple of months since the first time and there’s been a bit of sexual tension in the air that’s been gradually building in the kind of way that makes it inevitable that it’s going to happen again at some point. Then the team dinner happens and Ona is especially touchy-feely after a glass and a half of wine and Lucy’s pretty much the same as she always is except you could swear that her gaze feels a little heavier than usual when she watches Ona find every excuse possible to touch you.

When you all leave together it’s a bit of a dance. Like “I think I might leave soon” and “Yeah we’ll probably head out in a bit too” and before you know it you’re all in a taxi together because it doesn’t make sense to get separate cars in the same direction. You squish together on the back seat, Ona in the middle holding Lucy’s hand on one side but the pinkie of her other hand is pressed against your thigh and such a tiny gesture shouldn’t have this much of an effect on you but it does, because Ona’s been touching you like this all night and you can’t help that the only thing on your mind is how you really want to get them both alone again.

The car pulls up at your apartment and maybe it’s the buzz of alcohol, maybe it’s the fact that Ona’s hand has made it’s way fully into your thigh now, maybe it’s the way Lucy looks at you when you turn to say goodbye, but the words slip out before you have time to second guess yourself.

“You could come up too. If you wanted?”

They follow you out of the taxi without even questioning it and you all know exactly what’s going to happen when you make it into your apartment.

You unlock the door to let them inside and Lucy immediately excuses herself to use the bathroom. So you’re alone with Ona and she looks so fucking pretty and you can’t help it, you can’t wait until Lucy gets back, you simply need to kiss her now.

And there’s definitely no complaint from Lucy when she emerges from the bathroom a minute later to find you pressing Ona up against the wall as you kiss her filthily, your shirts already on the floor…