what would jesus do?

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[mushiemeat]

scientists just took me out of the cryochamber and defrosted me in the microwave. fuckhead is engaged, motherfucker is activated. based process is complete. objective: assassinate bill clinton

[comparingmeerkats]

do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u

[snailpicker]

my massive penis hanging out

[swurp]

a seventh mysterious monolith just appeared in my shorts lol

[roxylalonde]

[higurashinonakukoronigou-moving]

[thecurelulz]

[pissvortex]

the guy running for senate against North Carolina’s incumbent republican senator (who just got diagnosed with covid) is currently in the midst of a scandal because he chose to cheat on his wife in the lamest fucking way possible

like there is a very real possibility that republicans keep the senate for the next 4 years because Cal Cunningham was overwhelmed by his urge to text one of his staffers how he can’t wait to “kiss a lot”

[highsocietygifs]

[youtubethumbnails]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its proven that if the first vowel in your name is 'a' youre pretty & cute if its 'e' youre a slut whore if its 'o' youre stupid

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

we're gonna do ket together in this warehouse

[horsejuice]

[horsejuice]

[wayneradiotv]

this dog walked on stage during a biden rally and joe had his campaign team bury and seal the dog underground with bricks. this is SO fucked up, are some of you really voting for this ‘nice guy’?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

took the money i made from being a hitman and opened a golden corral franchise

[fresh2definitely]

[blackarachnya]

honestly strong contender for my favorite image of all time

[whitepeopletwitter]

[vedurnan-archive]

Ever wonder why they call it nicotine? It’s cause in the old days, a pack of cigarettes only cost a nickel. BTW, you look like shit. Are you OK?