[mushroomwitch8d]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tim Drake/Jason Todd Characters: Tim Drake (DCU), Jason Todd Additional Tags: mentioned young justice, Texting Fic, Getting Together, Crack, Fluff, Pining Tim Drake (DCU), Biceps, no beta we die like jason todd, Social Media, Flirting, Idiots in Love, I wrote this instead of my college essay Summary:

Look, Tim wasn't that kind of guy, no really he wasn't. Not the kind to flaunt his wealth or looks, or really use his Gotham celebrity status anymore than Wayne Enterprise required of him. Which was to say that his online presence was mostly a series of PR approved posts on his main account and the occasional slightly more personal post about the family.

To say that the flood of notifications he wakes up to is confusing would be the understatement of the century. More curiously, upon clicking the latest one to pop up on his phone, most of them contain pictures of various strangers flexing their biceps.

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Or: Tim gets drunk and asks the internet for bicep pictures, hoping that one Jason Todd would maybe just maybe send one. When he wakes up the next morning he’s in for a surprise.

[watercolorys]

Somebody say JayTim sapphic version????

[mushroomwitch8d]

Never thought I’d see the day where I’m writing a fic with texting in it. But here I am.

[secondsongbird]

Day 2: Possessive

@jaytimweek

[smeraldi-n]

After years of love and acceptance, Jason still feels guilty for his actions of the early years, especially for what he did in the teen titans tower.

Tim doesn't even remember it, he genuinely doesn't give a fuck. The only thing he hates about Jason is the fact that he snores.

[brokentoasterrr]

people often forget that characters lie all the time and while the concept of big dick ilya is fun and sexy, it is infinitely funnier to imagine shane, who is intimately familiar with ilya’s respectable six inch cock, pulling out a tape measure when he gets home after the infamous “nine inch dick” text exchange, measuring out nine inches, and just thinking to himself

this fucking guy

[wearerats]

@fieldsofred, You end these chapters probably the best way

Bangers every single time, I think I'm getting more comfortable drawing Jason, now I gotta figure out how the hell to draw pretty boy Tim

I gave Steph Texas embroidered jean pockets because she would love them <3

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[mycatismyfriend]

@skulandcrossbones this might be the greatest tag on a reblog I’ve ever seen.

[ragdollnetic]

JTW Day Ten: Urban Fantasy | Mafia | Size Difference

[mushroomwitch8d]

Some random Gothamite: Yeah when I was a teen Robin asked to bum a cig off of me. Little shit just creeped up on me, scared me half to death.

Said Gothamite’s friend: Well did you let him?

Gothamite: Yeah…

[dicklessthewonderclown]

“you can’t ship them, it’s weird/toxic/problematic/whatever—” have you considered that that’s exactly why i ship them

[friendly-neighborhood-crowbar]

Jason Todd is one of the most punk characters I’ve seen, who doesn’t look stereotypically punk. This man is anti-government and anti-establishment. He canonically is a protector and friend to sex workers, yet an enemy to the system that keeps them trapped. He is disdainful towards the uber wealthy, yet capable of showing empathy towards people of all stations.

I find the discourse of “Jason is just a big softie” vs “no, he’s a brute” to be so telling. He’s both AND he’s neither. The idea that Jason is a softie comes from people looking down on his extreme empathy towards women and children. The idea that he’s a brute is usually a classist argument because he grew up in Crime Alley.

In truth, Jason is just punk. He cares about PEOPLE, and is willing to show both kindness and harshness to build the world he wants to see.

[mushroomwitch8d]

Insert that one deleted scene in Iron Man 2 where Pepper kisses the Iron Man helmet but make it Jaytim

[jejejijiju]

Jay and Roy

[watercolorys]

Omega Jason ends up defying the laws of nature and impregnates Alpha Tim

[stabthroughme]

In a slightly kinder universe Ilya doesn't lose everything when his mother dies.

In a slightly kinder universe, Alexei doesn't get twisted by their situations into a sharpened thorn to bleed Ilya.

In a slightly kinder universe Ilya and Alexei are all they have, quietly managing their father together until they can be free of him.

In a slightly kinder universe Alexei still does the hard things, but this time the hard things is slowly poisoning their father. Grigori dies in 2008, before the draft.

In a slightly kinder universe Alexei never met his daughter's mother, never married her, never had a daughter at all.

In a slightly kinder universe Alexei attends the draft at Ilya's side, stumbling through English but doing what he's always done: protect his baby brother. Like their Mama asked him to when Ilya was born.

In a slightly kinder universe Alexei marries an American woman and lives in Boston. Ilya has no reason to go home except to fulfill his visa requirements.

In a slightly kinder universe Alexei knows about Ilya, knows his brother, sees how his brother looks at Shane, and worries that the Canadian golden boy is gonna break his brother's heart.

In a slightly kinder universe, in 2016, he's proven correct, when Ilya starts to shut down emotionally seemingly out of nowhere. He's still their for his multiple nieces and nephews, but there's something empty behind his eyes and it reminds Alexei of their Mama. And it scares him.

In a slightly kinder universe Alexei begs Ilya to talk to someone, because he cannot be an orphan alone. He cannot explain to his children why their дядя Ilya isn't going to come play Princess Tea Party anymore.

In a slightly kinder universe Alexei meets the Hollanders at an All Star game in 2018 and they're so overwhelmingly loving that Alexei has to take his leave to a bathroom to cry about it.

In a slightly kinder universe Alexei uses his mother's maiden name, gives it to his children, and erases his father from existence.

In a slightly kinder universe when Ilya moves to Ottawa his brother moves next door. Family dinners at the Hollanders include Alexei, his wife, and his five children who are fast friends with the Pikes once they're in the know.

In a slightly kinder universe Alexei stands next to his brother as Ilya marries the love of his life and can't imagine how anyone could see how Shane and Ilya love each other and think it wrong.

[irreparableteacup]

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live