i-am-mushy-the-mushroom

[mushythemushroom]

I was in class and there was this strong fresh bacon smell and my friend was freaking out cause she does that but I was chill cause I was like hewwo basil bacon

[mushythemushroom]

🎼 Dashing through the snow

In a one-horse open sleigh

O'er the fields we go

Laughing all the way

Spraying Febreeze

In our mouth

Jingle all the way 🎼 

[mushythemushroom]

i have this one finger that just isnt cracking properly and its pissing me off and now i have a broken finger

[lastfm]

how do i find the love of my life if i cant talk to ppl properly 

[mushythemushroom]

are u weak or do you leave the zoom meeting before the host ends it?

[3aadi]

shoutout to me for ruining my own life

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lunah-goodbye]

I hate ice breakers so much “tell us one thing about yourself” do I look like I know myself

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

*swallows the assignment* ive done it I'm the smartest ev e R I can deal w/ all my problems like this.

[mushythemushroom]

my face hurst

[mushythemushroom]

everyone becomes the worst version of themselves with their siblings no questions asked

[mushythemushroom]

Me in march to all my friends: I know this is an overused joke but see you all next year

[mushythemushroom]

yes I do like my own posts because i

love yourself

[mushythemushroom]

not me mispelling my own passwords agian

[mushythemushroom]

i am allergic to affection