#that giraffe is being so cute and curious and gentle#and that is running full speed because this is the worst fucking day if his LIFE#like IMAGINE having your butt gently scooted by the snoot of a pressence so massive#your body is not designed to even see high enough to see the top of#abd hes just gently nudging you along as you run for your life as fast as your legs can carry you#giraffe is playing humans are enjoying turtle is living out a cosmic horror story
✨️The giraffe✨️:
Vs.
The turtle:
Adult Giraffe: "Ooh, what's this?? It's so tiny and slow! Maybe I can help it along with a little nudging."
Young Tortoise: "Aaaaaaaaaaaa UFOs! Something from the sky wants to eat me!!!"




















