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Usnavi: Hello my beautiful cousin, just wondering, did you drink my café con leche?? It seems to've disappeared and I was really looking forward to it.

Sonny: Maybe

Usnavi: fucker

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I left tumblr alone for a while, and when I go to check on it, I see this?? Like holy shit you guys, thank you so much. I didn’t expect to come back to so many notes and new followers when I checked it!

Thank you guys so much!

I should be able to post much more often soon!

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Ripple Raspberry Maria requested by @musical-shit-posting idk why it’s so low definition

Source: https://i-cant-talk-without-lines.tumblr.com/post/175927830143/jessibbb-i-always-post-these-but-i-never-do

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I love this so much!!

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Hiatus

Hey guys! Thanks for all the attention my blog has gotten recently, it really means a lot to me!

I’m really happy and want to continue making (terrible) shitposts for your enjoyment, but I’m having an issue keeping this up, and keeping life together.

I’m enrolled in theater camp, I’m doing schoolwork over the summer, and I’m moving in less than a month.

Sorry to bring personal shit into this, but you guys deserve an explanation. Anyway, I’ll do my best to make the occasional post, but for the next month or so, I can‘t always be here.

Again, thank you to all my followers, I love you guys! I’ll be back soon!

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The Club as it progresses

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Bby Philip: *points to the sky* Sky vroom!

Alex: The fuck

Bby Philip: Sky vroom!

Eliza: Aw, I think he's talking about the airplane!

Bby Philip: Sky vroom!

Alex, whispering to Eliza: We might need to get a new baby, I think this one's broken.

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Maria: I just ended an 11 year relationship

Angelica: Omg are you okay

Maria: lmao it's ok it wasn't my relationship

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Jefferson: Oh, haha, sorry, I fell asleep while waiting for you to make me a sandwich.

Angelica: Then go back to sleep and starve.

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Sonny, rollerblading into the bodega, wearing sunglasses, and holding a piña colada: 'Navi, you're never gonna fuckin believe this

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Lafayette: One time Thomas Jefferson was staring me down for putting mac and cheese on my baguette

Lafayette: I told him staring was rude and I'd eat anything on a baguette, including his small child.

Hamilton: You are everything I aspire to be

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Usnavi: Can I have some of your water-

Sonny: It's not water

Usnavi: It's vodka!?!? Sonny, you shouldn't have tha-

Sonny: It's vinegar.

Usnavi: wha-

Sonny: It's vinegar, pansy.

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Sonny: Is that gasoline?

Usnavi: *glances over* I'm pretty sure that's water.

Sonny: *lights a match* Only one way to tell!

Sonny: *throws match and the gasoline ignites*

Usnavi: thERE WERE MORE WAYS TO TELL

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act two

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Sonny: Chillax, you know you love me.

Usnavi, lovingly: I would sell you to Satan for one (1) cornchip.

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Hamilton: Burr, how do I know you won’t use this against me the next time we go toe-to-toe?

Burr:

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Alexander: Yeah, I was taking the Pottermore test the other day, and I kept getting Slytherin, so I made new accounts until I got Ravenclaw.

John: That's why you fucking got Slytherin

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Benny: I really like you

Nina: What a bad choice but please don't stop