were workin on it

z1asp3 dr10t3 | m1g]-[t r1p apart r3al1ty 1f y0u l00k away

[soggycerealboy-deactivated20221]

[shitposts-g513]

Crista, reading a recipe: okay, now we have to beat three eggs

Rookie:

Rookie: at what?

[vitreousvision]

ill never forget th@t time when rookie tried to melt butter in the microw@ve using @ reflective pl@stic cup, if we ever meet irl im not letting him touch @.nything 

[musicalvirtuoso]

W]-[-

@assassincitizen Y0U DID W]-[AT

[assassincitizen]

:n my defense, that was nxt what : eopected tx happen

[musicalvirtuoso]

0]-[ my fuckin g0d y0ur3 an idi0t- i m3an i (plat0nically) l0v3 y0u, but ]-[0ly s]-[it r00ki3d33

[assassincitizen]

: d:dnt th:nk what K:ND xf cup :t was wxuld matter! :t just sa:d xne cup xf melted butter

[musicalvirtuoso]

0k, just l00k up t]-[ings t]-[at ar3 micr0wavabl3 n3xt tim3 pl3as3

[assassincitizen]

:s :t relevant tx nxte :t just happened again

[musicalvirtuoso]

...

G0g damn it r00ki3d33

[assassincitizen]

The m:crxwave may be scattered everywhere nxw

[musicalvirtuoso]

I-

At l3ast put 0ut t]-[3 fir3 pl3as3

[assassincitizen]

:ts nxt gx:ng xut

[musicalvirtuoso]

???

Try l00king up ]-[0w t0 put it 0ut,,?

[shitposts-g513]

Crista, reading a recipe: okay, now we have to beat three eggs

Rookie:

Rookie: at what?

[vitreousvision]

ill never forget th@t time when rookie tried to melt butter in the microw@ve using @ reflective pl@stic cup, if we ever meet irl im not letting him touch @.nything 

[musicalvirtuoso]

W]-[-

@assassincitizen Y0U DID W]-[AT

[assassincitizen]

:n my defense, that was nxt what : eopected tx happen

[musicalvirtuoso]

0]-[ my fuckin g0d y0ur3 an idi0t- i m3an i (plat0nically) l0v3 y0u, but ]-[0ly s]-[it r00ki3d33

[assassincitizen]

: d:dnt th:nk what K:ND xf cup :t was wxuld matter! :t just sa:d xne cup xf melted butter

[musicalvirtuoso]

0k, just l00k up t]-[ings t]-[at ar3 micr0wavabl3 n3xt tim3 pl3as3

[assassincitizen]

:s :t relevant tx nxte :t just happened again

[musicalvirtuoso]

...

G0g damn it r00ki3d33

[assassincitizen]

The m:crxwave may be scattered everywhere nxw

[musicalvirtuoso]

I-

At l3ast put 0ut t]-[3 fir3 pl3as3

[shitposts-g513]

Crista, reading a recipe: okay, now we have to beat three eggs

Rookie:

Rookie: at what?

[vitreousvision]

ill never forget th@t time when rookie tried to melt butter in the microw@ve using @ reflective pl@stic cup, if we ever meet irl im not letting him touch @.nything 

[musicalvirtuoso]

W]-[-

@assassincitizen Y0U DID W]-[AT

[assassincitizen]

:n my defense, that was nxt what : eopected tx happen

[musicalvirtuoso]

0]-[ my fuckin g0d y0ur3 an idi0t- i m3an i (plat0nically) l0v3 y0u, but ]-[0ly s]-[it r00ki3d33

[assassincitizen]

: d:dnt th:nk what K:ND xf cup :t was wxuld matter! :t just sa:d xne cup xf melted butter

[musicalvirtuoso]

0k, just l00k up t]-[ings t]-[at ar3 micr0wavabl3 n3xt tim3 pl3as3

[assassincitizen]

:s :t relevant tx nxte :t just happened again

[musicalvirtuoso]

...

G0g damn it r00ki3d33

[shitposts-g513]

Crista, reading a recipe: okay, now we have to beat three eggs

Rookie:

Rookie: at what?

[vitreousvision]

ill never forget th@t time when rookie tried to melt butter in the microw@ve using @ reflective pl@stic cup, if we ever meet irl im not letting him touch @.nything 

[musicalvirtuoso]

W]-[-

@assassincitizen Y0U DID W]-[AT

[assassincitizen]

:n my defense, that was nxt what : eopected tx happen

[musicalvirtuoso]

0]-[ my fuckin g0d y0ur3 an idi0t- i m3an i (plat0nically) l0v3 y0u, but ]-[0ly s]-[it r00ki3d33

[assassincitizen]

: d:dnt th:nk what K:ND xf cup :t was wxuld matter! :t just sa:d xne cup xf melted butter

[musicalvirtuoso]

0k, just l00k up t]-[ings t]-[at ar3 micr0wavabl3 n3xt tim3 pl3as3

[shitposts-g513]

Crista, reading a recipe: okay, now we have to beat three eggs

Rookie:

Rookie: at what?

[vitreousvision]

ill never forget th@t time when rookie tried to melt butter in the microw@ve using @ reflective pl@stic cup, if we ever meet irl im not letting him touch @.nything 

[musicalvirtuoso]

W]-[-

@assassincitizen Y0U DID W]-[AT

[assassincitizen]

:n my defense, that was nxt what : eopected tx happen

[musicalvirtuoso]

0]-[ my fuckin g0d y0ur3 an idi0t- i m3an i (plat0nically) l0v3 y0u, but ]-[0ly s]-[it r00ki3d33

[vitreousvision]

ok but like, id liter@lly die for zi@ im not even kidding

[musicalvirtuoso]

B0ld 0f y0u t0 assum3 i w0uld 3it]-[3r l3t t]-[at ]-[app3n 0r n0t just d0 it first

[shitposts-g513]

Crista: I want to hear those three little words.

Zia: I love you.

Crista: that's sweet, but try again.

Zia: *sigh* I will behave.

[vitreousvision]

i love being lied to by my best friends /s

[musicalvirtuoso]

>:O

I r3s3nt t]-[at r3mark!

[transpichu-remade-deactivated20]

someone made a mean miku meme so im making a nice one :) ok to rb and kin tags are ok too! tag someone u appreciate!

[shitposts-g513]

Crista, reading a recipe: okay, now we have to beat three eggs

Rookie:

Rookie: at what?

[vitreousvision]

ill never forget th@t time when rookie tried to melt butter in the microw@ve using @ reflective pl@stic cup, if we ever meet irl im not letting him touch @.nything 

[musicalvirtuoso]

W]-[-

@assassincitizen Y0U DID W]-[AT

[shitposts-g513]

Pyaria: when ur gay in ur home because ur homolone

Rookie: when ur bi and you're alone you're all biyourself

*pya and rookiedee have been removed from the group chat*

[assassincitizen]

Yall are just mad cause yxu d:dnt th:nk we cxuld be funny

[musicalvirtuoso]

0]-[ n0, I t]-[ink its a g00d j0k3, but s0m30n3 3ls3 didn't

[shitposts-g513]

Nailah: Sev, I am begging you to relinquish your “no cursing” rule.

Sevlaz: why?

Zia, from a distance: well that just DILLS MY PICKLE!

[musicalvirtuoso]

I t0tally f0rg0t i put t]-[is 0n t]-[3 qu3u3, but r3m3mb3ring TRU3LY dills my pickl3s

[shitposts-g513]

Rookie: If I get stuck in my binder, can I call you for help?

Zia: We live like 50,000 miles away; what will I be able to do about it? I can't catch a plane just to pull you out, you know.

Rookie: Oh no, I don't mean help as in pulling me out of the binder. I mean help as in offer me moral support over the phone as I squirm around on the floor like a centipede doing the wiggle.

Zia: Now that, I can do.

Rookie: Excellent. Operation Binder is a go.

[assassincitizen]

:ts really hard tx get :n and xut of when yxure wet and :ts wet and everyth:ng :s bad, sxmet:mes : just need yall tx be n:ce wh:le : try nxt tx cry

[musicalvirtuoso]

Im pr3tty sur3 iv3 n3v3r b33n n0t nic3 t0 y0u in a d3lib3rat3 way, but if any0n3 is m3an ab0ut it, im bringing 0ut a bat. 0r a sw0rd, i f0und a n3w 0n3 last w33k

[shitposts-g513]

Rookie: I don’t know why people think I’m confused about being pan when there’s so many other things in the world I could be confused about.

Rookie: Why do kids like chicken nuggets so much? Why are there so many brands of popcorn? What’s a property tax? How come people keep thinking I’m straight even though I wear pride merch all the time?

Sevlaz: Rookie, are you commiting tax fraud?

Rookie: I have no idea, so possibly!

[assassincitizen]

Clxse, B:, but : absxlxutly dxnt knxw what the fuck the px:nt xf taoes :s! : w:ll nxt pay the gxvernment just fxr me tx be here! What are they gxnna dx, send me tx ja:l? The xne pa:d fxr by the taoes : d:dnt pay?

[musicalvirtuoso]

:00000 t]-[ats s0 fair!! I ]-[av3nt t]-[0ug]-[t ab0ut it t]-[at way

[assassincitizen]

:f enxugh xf us cxmm:t tax evas:xn the gxvernment w:ll have tx shut dxwn sxxner xr later!

[musicalvirtuoso]

]-[3ll y3s!!!

[shitposts-g513]

Rookie: I don’t know why people think I’m confused about being pan when there’s so many other things in the world I could be confused about.

Rookie: Why do kids like chicken nuggets so much? Why are there so many brands of popcorn? What’s a property tax? How come people keep thinking I’m straight even though I wear pride merch all the time?

Sevlaz: Rookie, are you commiting tax fraud?

Rookie: I have no idea, so possibly!

[assassincitizen]

Clxse, B:, but : absxlxutly dxnt knxw what the fuck the px:nt xf taoes :s! : w:ll nxt pay the gxvernment just fxr me tx be here! What are they gxnna dx, send me tx ja:l? The xne pa:d fxr by the taoes : d:dnt pay?

[musicalvirtuoso]

:00000 t]-[ats s0 fair!! I ]-[av3nt t]-[0ug]-[t ab0ut it t]-[at way

[shitposts-g513]

Rookie: I just discovered that humans can fit a lightbulb into their mouth with ease but can’t get it out without shattering it and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a fucking lightbulb in my mouth.

[assassincitizen]

: need tx knxw :f trxlls can get :t xut!

[musicalvirtuoso]

R00ki3d33, pl3as3 d0nt

[shitposts-g513]

Zia, doing a Mickey Mouse voice: YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD

[assassincitizen]

Th:s terr:f:es me beyxnd bel:ef

[musicalvirtuoso]

G00d