lackadaisically devoted

oxymoronic bri, 27, boston

[jncos]

vengaboys haiku

We like to party.

We like, we like to party.

We like to party.

[tredlocity]

there’s a twitter account where this guy thinks every tweet is directed at him and it’s great

[famicom]

this is how everyone on this website acts

[bluwubewwy]

Thats not true i dont think i act like this

[fagidescence]

[sriosss]

[chirasul]

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

[shitidiotloserheritageposts]

heritage post

[chirasul]

come on man

[depsidase]

[beefymeatmen]

[budznbrewz]

Now arch your back!

[frubesmoobs]

Men should show hairy cracks more

[pangur-and-grim]

some sort of sandwich

[pangur-and-grim]

[devilcamethroughere]

oh to be a baby cow wearing earmuffs ♡

[bluemandycat]

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

[liarsblade]

[freesiadotcom]

having 40 minutes to leave the house is fked because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

[deadeyesopened]

i would sacrifice my uncle on my mom's side for a mexico world cup victory today

[3000s]

we are in truble

[teathattast]

[itsanxiete]

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