Mike Driver
i don't do bad sauce passes
Cosimo Galluzzi
titsay
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
d e v o n
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever
Origami Around
DEAR READER
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PR's Tumblrdome
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
YOU ARE THE REASON
shark vs the universe
if i look back, i am lost
NASA
Claire Keane
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@astronomicalrockstar
Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?
I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.
Out of Touch Thursday
the way people used to use tone tags in 2020 makes me laugh in retrospect because in what world would you need to tag “good morning” as nonsexual. hi friend! /gen /pos /srs /nsx /hello /smiling /happy
something sinister is going down in the nearest beautiful mountain stream
Eraserhead baby labubu
I’m so sick of living in this stupid haunted mansion
Will you fuck off?
Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh
i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"
would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.
https://xkcd.com/2567/
fuuuuuck there really is an xkcd for everything
big fan of these photos I took with a fisher price camera when I was like 8
hey guys i just got back from doing something how we doing
oh
i did not do that
This is because snow doesn't bounce sound waves like concrete does. When the world is like this it's LITERALLY quieter. The snow muffles sound
lot of you guys want to bleed to death in this photo!
Me: *sees eraserhead VHS on counter* You ever see this?
Blockbuster Girl: Uh, yeah?
Me: This movie is fucked up and it has one fucked up baby in it.
Blockbuster Girl: …You wanna rent it?
Me: Nah it's too freaky. It's on my top 10 list of most disturbing movies because the baby in it is really fucked up.
Blockbuster Girl: Are you okay?
I have never been more fine
