Zebras With Glasses

Umm i'm your average mix kid that just post random stuff that i like or think is pretty darn awesome or how i just view the world!!! Ummmmm yeah i don't really know what else to say so yeah just ask me if you have any questions!! STAY AWESOME!!! :D <3 (for a person that doesn't like pink..i really do have a lot of pink AHHHHH @_@ haha)

[healingisneeded]

kenny a fool for dis one

[saudi-mind-deactivated20170708]

[blackkjoystick]

"It's not ok but it's gonna be" type shit

[simplylovelyyy]

🙏🏾

[noma-o]

[djjvmz]

Eat the pussy like you would eat a mango

[fohmarmar]

And if he don’t eat it like that, let that Mango.

[djjvmz]

lmaoo

[voulair]

Kwon Saem photographed by Park Jihye

[thank-you-mrs-loopner]

here it is, the most relatable onion article

[asapworldwide]

[won-der-land89]

[tasteheavenperfectly]

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

[heysammy-blog]

 #empty chairs at empty tables

[zaynxlvarchive]

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

[mrgoldenfold-deactivated2016032]

oh god NO

[newyorktittie-deactivated201511]

oh god YES

[solitarylikeme]

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

[bannerinthevalley]

what

[tombstonetrash]

what

[daddy-frnk-deactivated20150108]

what

[sangoireseussian]

[genyalinaa]

No really though my cousins have admitted to having crushes on each other and two of them even kissed and if that’s not the whitest shit I don’t know what is

[violaslayvis]

[lesbianredpanda]

The 🤔 emoji is a lesbian, sorry straights

[lesbianredpanda]

confirmed

[ruinedchildhood]

[littleplasticthings]

[psychofactz]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via simonlauchlan)

[maplehoofs]

I don’t understand this weird new trend where we all pretend we just figured out corporate social media is an advertising tool. Like we’ve been lied to or something, and believed Denny’s started a tumblr just to hang out with us. It’s truly bizarre. And then the other half of the trend, where we just sort of yell at or try to mock the social media accounts as an anti-capitalist statement is just as weird but for a different reason… These accounts obviously aren’t run by like, the CEOs of the company. The only people seeing these ‘sick burns’ are the social media staff, who have nothing to do with all the unsavory shit we all despise about corporations. They’re probably underpaid, and their literally job is just “Hey make a funny informal ad” or “Hey interact with human beings”. It’s the online equivalent of doing this shit to cashiers at stores. Can you imagine that? Some cashier is like “Have a nice day” and someone responds “Your false corporate kindness is TRANSPARENT” and then screenshots it to brag about it later? It’s really super weird. 

[musicjunkie01]

someone: you can't make every single one of your characters gay and trans

me: worry not

me: the antagonist can be a cishet