Happiness Has To Be Fought For

pfp is Mark Mayhew from DFtM

[cynical-salmon]

Call me Belle or Salmon

20s (she/her or elle)

WC Rewrite @gougarpaw

ClanGen @bugclanofthemountain

Go for a Punch (g4p) @take-the-punch

Dm for my religious sideblog

If you’re under 18 probably don’t follow me go do your homework scrub. I don’t post anything crazy I just feel like you have better things to do you know?

The main tag to block is #avert your eyes

[allonsybadwolf]

my setup is unparalleled my technology is advanced

[allonsybadwolf]

my setup is unparalleled my technology is advanced

[drawnsnake]

Something about the Legendary Fish.

[pinketine]

There are actual tears in my eyes rn can you believe people are this stupid and walk among us all the time

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sycamorality]

the oceans are so haunting in complete darkness. it feels like something is watching me

[throathole]

me when I'm 33

[softplaces-deactivated20240808]

he made it

[throathole]

and we will be healed. and we are going to make it

[oldmanpusspuss]

This is so funny. To me.

[audrey-hepbae]

Proof that a bad personality alone can make you ugly

[spiribia]

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

[ferrettoy]

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

[m0thmancore]

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

[ferrettoy]

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

[titkoks]

i don’t know why i love this so much but i do

[drallimylime]

вопросик?!

[sycamorality]

yup. ythis is a normal world loading square. nothing wrong here

[sycamorality]

so a normal world loading square is supposed to look like this

and not like this (or the abover screenshots)

anything deviating from the regular world loading square, generally implies something about your world is fucked, it can't load the data like it's supposed to, or the world is corrupted in some way

[sycamorality]

[sycamorality]

a bit fucked

[crushedprostate]

his name is mr. goodtimes

[crushedprostate]

i would never deny anyone his hopeful face

[crashed-car-compilation]

Thank you kindly. He will be put into the mines

[crushedprostate]

he loves it

[leche-flandom]

My kid's recently gotten into making comics and I'm a big fan of how she's depicted Slowly Dawning Horror

(this is how i look every day, btw)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried

[cheaphalloweencostume]

get their ass little man

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

[misericordiia]

shit dude did we lose jesus again

[homoidioticus]

Commenters praise the girls frugality

[bace-jeleren]

[shiftythrifting]

Found by my roommate on FB Marketplace: this Mercedes that appears to have been fished up from the bottom of Puget Sound (Kitsap County, WA)