I'm a hipster piece of shit!!! :D

Alex 25 Louisiana

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

[catchymemes]

Let me just ask the police..

[brownellsinc]

This will never not be funny…

[everydaylouie]

no griffin!! dogs can’t have grapes!!

[lmaoatheist-deactivated20121230]

[aspiringdoctors-blog]

A classic.

DYING

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

Clickbaiting level: National Geographic

[madsciences]

this added 5 years to my life

[hungwy]

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

[frqp-deactivated20200918]

who give a shit.

[hungwy]

[dream-lessx]

[slickbackjr-blog]

“Welp I can’t fix that shit”

[amoisthobo]

This was exceptional

[stump-chunkman-deactivated20181]

I’ve never seen such an accurate example of what conversations with your best friends are like.

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida

[thighetician]

Apex predators

[jamtastik]

Yooooo

[big-robot-fan]

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

[sinesalvatorem]

TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man

[t3trahedron]

Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)

Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.

To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank

[lone-crusader227-deactivated202]

Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there

[ren-of-rationality]

No people or animals got hurt, guy got to try and elbow drop an alligator, and his friend got to find out just how ride or die his friend is. As far as I’m concerned this makes the whole thing better.

[dont-touch-my-juice]

please watch this john mulaney bit from snl of him complaining about how computers ask us if we are robots it is hilarious 10/10 would recommend

[jelloapocalypse]

I went to see his most recent tour live and I’m so happy this bit has been made public so more people can start saying “Doesn’t that make you just wanna walk into the ocean?”

[nakamorijuan]

[dittoexodus]

It was too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron.

[jaes-aerie]

[ugly-bread]

Anxiety attacks aren’t always hyperventilating and rocking back and forth

Anxiety attacks can take different forms, such as:

Unpredictable bouts of rage or irritability

Nit-pickiness (obsessive behavior, which may be a part of OCD), and even a hypersensitivity to disarray, chaos, or any sort of change

Fast-talking, stuttering, stumbling over words

Not talking at all

Sitting rigid, staring into space, almost seeming “zoned out”

Understanding the way our or other’s anxiety works can help to decrease the stigma and help to calm a person faster and get them out of that state. These are just a few, but it gives an idea of the range in which attacks can come.

[musicman34x]

This makes so much sense!

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: bird lube

[tetrisasmr-deactivated20180723]

[musicman34x]

"It works"

[yelverton]

“In the words of Mark Twain’s wife, Shania Twain, ‘that don’t impress me much’”

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me: I have nothing to play. My Extensive Backlog of Unbeaten Games:

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

PLEASE watch this

[readableporn]

oh my lord

[bbirdlube]

My Brother, My Brother and Me s1e2 | We Got Our Business Looks

[moriarty]

i don’t have any FUCKING CLOTHES!

[mrmessgoesnuts]

For those of you that didn’t listen to the commentary on this episode: They really did plan this bit without Griffin and he was very angry about it