BOB’S BURGERS MOVIE 2022 SENTENCE STARTERS
“maybe. i dunno. don’t worry about it alright.”
“diarrhea’s fine but no sense fearing.”
“so i wanna make this thing legit.”
“it’s gonna revolutionize american pop music.”
“i’m not hiding what i feel about some things on my mind.”
“don’t know what i am without them.”
“it’s gonna be the sunny side up summer of our lives.”
“your face is making me… um sad?”
“it hurts my teeth somehow.”
“i’m scared about how comfortable i am over here.”
“what’d you say?! did you just use the B word?!”
“they’re eating less meat ___”
“they’re shaking his head but that’s probably because they have a bug on his face.”
“they’re kidding. you’re kidding right?”
“wow that’s such a low amount.”
“that’s what we say about dad.”
“HA! …oh you’re serious.”
“well I’m of two minds and by that i mean drunk.”
“it’s like at any moment the earth can swallow us up.”
“90% of maybes are yeses.”
“so modern we’re hip now”
“hope and grit keeps you out of the you know what.”
“oh hey! i have something for you!”
“you take it easy okay?!”
“no they were just being nice. see? they left.”
“i don’t know if you’ve notice but i like, wear them a lot.”
“baby’s come out of holes they don’t go into them.”
“all those in favor of doing this tomorrow morning?”
“you’re just all in your head.”
“did you say ow cause you caught it?”
“my foots stuck that’s not at all terrifying.”
“and don’t go in anymore holes or small crevices.”
“it’s just like, i think it’s against the law for you to have that?”
“you shout that a lot now.”
“maybe we’ll be they’re one phone call?”
“you gotta punch them in the nuts.”
“i hope we did well on that math homework; i was really winging it.”
“alright. emergency kid meeting.”
“here’s the plan, we need to skip school—“
“and i brought all the gear we need, snacks, drinks, nightlight.”
“try to look like alley trash.”
“—-and prove we’re not baby’s and ___ is dumb.”
“but seriously don’t go there.”
“uh is there a reason you keep saying not to go there?”
“i’ll keep an eye out for the cops.”
“that’s a law. also a law. they’re both laws.”
“please don’t shout that at me.”
“i miss school. i suddenly want to learn about fractions.”
“here to buy drugs? you don’t buy drugs.”
“ha! ha! ha! it did sound like that didn’t it?”
“hey! hey! they’re just kids!”
“you think that’s bad try being nine!”
“i’m gonna be the one who solves this freakin murder.”
“i’m just a kid, that’s what they say.”
“I’m gonna show them all what i can do.”
“see they’re not cops. cops don’t dance around like that.”
“i had a dream about this.”
“we’re here to tell you the cops have the wrong guy.”
“go catch tadpoles or whatever kids do.”
“oh good looks like you’re taking your annoying conversation somewhere else.”
“they’re not with us. shoo shoo.”
“why can you just be flattered?”
“yup yup. if they come home, you fight them.”
“i think we can climb down here.”
“what? get your head out of your boobs!”
“well it says do not enter so— oh you’re going in.”
“also how do we get out of here if they try to kill us?”
“hm. the sea monsters win.”
“we can get ice cream any time you want.”
“we’re just gonna talk about a uh lawsuit i’m in.”
“that’s good. are they less.. homicidal now?”
“what if no one lives up to anyone’s expectations?”
“yeah! we can whisper too!”
“okay nobody wants to solve this crime and everyone is awful.”
“nobody will help us and nobody cares.”
“what are you…. what are you holding?”
“whoa! you’re uh… pointing a speargun at us.”
“ha! now you’re in trouble! our mom and dad are here.”
“but why are you doing all of this?”
“but not the best frame job, right?”
“it’s true what they say; good things happen to good people.”
“and the mole hill turns into mole hell.”
“i don’t know if you have three hour gym body.”
“i’m not that evil but i’m feeling evil today.”
“how do we get out of this place it’s like a maze!”
“yeah but i’m just gonna say it: this is one of our worst road trips.”
“i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. i hate this.”
“we really lost him this time, right?”
“okay now pound for real.”
“this is like the worst rave.”
“if you’re brave you don’t have to prove you’re brave you just are!”
“you remind me of my mom.”
“glad we could clear that up since we’re dying.”
“wait! don’t you give up!”
“do you wanna divorces before we die? i don’t deserve you.”
“so glad we’re not dead.”
“it’s right where a pee spot would be and it’s the only part that’s wet.”
“okay. you’re too positive right now. maybe take it down a notch.”
“don’t get decapitated and then burned up.”
“if you miss we won’t have a second chance.”
“no i’m not ordering takeout.”
“it just feels like my insides are gonna fall out of my bottom hole.”
“i still don’t think he’s grateful enough.”
“it’s fine. it’s not a big deal.”
“—don’t say you’re so proud of me!”
