Suburban Nobody

some camaraderie from the agony; beauty in equal measure || Blog for thoughts, creations, nerdiness—here, I romanticise my life.

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Excerpt, from my NaNoWriMo ’23 project✨

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When all else fails, behold the power of ✨Public Dog Bingo✨

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What do you mean I can’t consume content as a job :(

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Happy September 3rd, hopefully this beautiful girl is sufficient for several months’ lack of Public Dog Bingo.

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I know my dog would say otherwise, but I, for one, am thrilled when my neighbors make the irresponsible decision of renting the war so I don’t have to.

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from The Diary of Unspeakable Ponderings

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They should call it Apple-poptosis because it’s really programmed cell phone death.

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Happy Impossible Astronaut Day, Tumblr!

Wait…what was I saying again?

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He’s another one for what I’m now coining Public Dog Bingo, hope you all enjoy

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Excerpt, The Small Miracle of The Armchair

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Excerpt, from My Response When They Asked For My Candor

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Starting a new thread; when we see dogs in cars in public, my family and I always exchange pictures in the group chat, but I’d like to bless the internet with them too.

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Awful bold of us to cut people up when they die, when we don’t even know if they can feel it.

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She took one (1) bath and now every time I shower she’s outside waiting to scream at me to give her another.

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I got that sea glass brain—I think it’s pretty but hell is she useless

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Land of Tomorrow from Modern American Summer

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Sure he’s a priest and I’m a lamb but what if I were his favourite?