What drama

"Jealousy is the mindset of a simplistic mind whose actions and words are displayed with animosity and disrespect which illustrates one's lack of self confidence"

[meowie]

[gobblechopstv]

[oneofthoselostboys]

yo the simpsons be droppin truth bombs sometimes.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[the-official-princess-club]

The Princess Club

Episode 32

Introducing Elsa and Anna into the Princess Club.

*that’s real snow

[the-official-princess-club]

The Princess Club

Episode 36

[sparreauxchirps]

I just learned the origin of pink lemonade and I need you all to hear this.

So this dude selling concessions at a circus back in like 1857 ran out of lemonade and he needed water to make more, but there wasn’t a stream or water pump, BUT the BAREBACK HORSE RIDER had just washed her pink tights in a bucket of water, staining the water pink. So, being the enterprising fella he was, dude just threw in the lemons and sugar and told everyone it was special strawberry lemonade. Well, the circus patrons saw pink lemonade and thought, “That’s fucking amazing!” and he ended up selling twice as much lemonade than usual.

To reiterate.

This dude sold people sweaty horse crotch water and it was so popular it became an Actual Fucking Thing.

DELICIOUS.

[ct-7567]

Thats pussy babe!

[tinderventure]

Tinder settings

[tinderventure]

It wasn’t a joke though

[tinderventure]

Im igNORAnt at the whole Tinder thing

[tinderventure]

Why you should do No Nut November

[ruinedchildhood]

[tinderventure]

This guy’s bio is worth your read

[doktorgirlfriend]

“Why does Tumblr romanticize Hades so much?”

Idk Clarice, maybe we’re just tired, and life is uncertain, and we like the idea of a stable husband with a steady job and a big dog and his own place away from all the loud, shapeshifting-kink party gods.

[mimir-anoshe]

- Persephone ghost wrote this. 

[gaypeopletwitter]

[creaturecorpse]

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

[thatsprettysicknasty]

goblin it is

[ruinedchildhood]

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

y’all remember when teachers used to tell us “swallow your spit then” when we told them we were thirsty and wanted to get a drink 😭

old people really HATED our asses back then for no reason lmfoajsksj