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Some grumpy bois

#idk i just felt like it #it needed some colors #carver hawke #fenris #dragon age 2 #hawke #fenhawke #this isnt shippy i just want notes QvQ i beg.

rennybu

press x to soothe ur big foolish son.

I don’t know how this weepy dude made it through Inquisition!! But i love him for it! And so does his mom.

Mahon has a tendency to blame himself for things he can’t control - his dad’s death and the fact that he can’t singlehandedly fix the entire world being 2 big ones! - and Oriole has a loooong track record of sternly reminding him that he’s gonna be okay.

unpretty

a hylian girl looks out her back window. the hero of time is out there, behind the shed, screaming and hitting a box with a dismembered skeleton arm. the box shatters, and he scrambles to gather all the scattered apples into his bag. then he takes down his manbun to tie a bandana around his head, and takes a flying leap at a flat and featureless cliff. he climbs. fifty feet up, he stops and shoves a fish into his mouth. “there he goes,” her mother says. “he’s going to save us all.”

goblinsofthegalaxy-deactivated2

Me: *making out with someone*

Me: *slides my hand into their pants*

Them: A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON. LISTEN, HEAR ME, AND OBEY. A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE. A DARKNESS THAT YOU WILL DESTROY…

mimzilla

I honestly think that like all of my issues with the plot structure of Inquisition can be summed up by this sign. It’s right next to a path up a hill at the Storm Coast, one surrounded by little boulders and rocks that have fallen. But at no point during gameplay does a rock fall.

Why bother putting this sign and the fallen rocks there if you’re not going to have a rock fall on the player?

Why include blatant character flaws in the companions that don’t serve much purpose beyond “rounding them out” by existing? Why have Dorian be focused on reforming all of Tevinter’s issues except slavery if it only comes up exactly one time in non-essential dialogue? That is a HUGE-ASS FLAW. Why give Sera such vitriolic self-hatred and internalized racism when oppressed elves are precisely the sort of ‘little people’ that she fights for? Why can the Inquisitor not talk about these things with them and help them realize that they need to change their thinking?? Can you IMAGINE the character arc Sera could have had???

Why can Clan Lavellan be killed if no one in Skyhold ever acknowledges it? The only possible purpose it could serve would be to provide emotional stakes for the odds the player is up against, but nothing emotional actually comes of it.

Why can you customize Skyhold if none of those changes make a difference? Why can you build up over 300 power at the War Table if it’s completely useless outside of main quests, of which there are ridiculously few?

Why have a storyline about Lyrium addiction among Templars if it’s never acknowledged that said addiction is entirely the Chantry’s fault?Why include Fiona in the game if all she ever does is stand in a hallway? For that matter, why make an entire game leading up to the mage rebellion if the ACTUAL BEGINNING of it is shunted off into a book that a lot of players won’t know exists and the rebellion itself is just going to be background noise in the next game?

Why are Alistair/Stroud/Loghain and Hawke in the game for literally about 1 hour (out of a solid 90, generally) if one of them has to die? The Inquisitor doesn’t know them. New players don’t know them. To have an actual emotional impact in-universe, they should be legitimately introduced into the story in a significant way. Instead they appear, die/leave for Weisshaupt, and disappear again. They do nothing; things happen to them.

There are so many signs for falling rocks, but no rocks actually fall.

paragonraptors

Inquisitor x Josephine Commission. Really like how this one turned out!

If you’re interested in commissioning me, click here!

lancefreckles

terraria oc stuff

#my ocs #terraria #nesel #ryk #friend ocs

abandonedandurbex

Abandoned soviet turbojet train [1100 x 763]

Source: https://openpics.aerobatic.io/

thyrell

im sorry an abandoned what

animatorzee

#do you ever see something so aggressively fallout aesthetic in real life that your sense of reality is temporarily shaken

aquilaofarkham

preston garvey: if you’re asking if i’ve ever thought about you… romantically, the short answer is yes. but i didn’t ever imagine that you could feel the same way about me.

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