Anarchy and freedom

Clara. Rocker, film lover. Mostly chaos, with a side of many other things. I post various fandoms and a myriad of shitposts, as well as whump stuff. Currently obsessing over shades of magic, ateez and stray kids

[claracivry]

Whump fics masterpost!!

Do you ever want some easy, five minute whump of your boy to read? Some angst and some happy ending?? Some blood and some worry?

Maybe you'll be interested in my oneshots! Gratuitous short bits of whump with various blorbos :) which ones, you ask?

Well! Here's a top five of the people I am writing rn, and the older ones after the cut. Take a look, there's a whole bunch!

Hurt Zuko from ATLA

Hurt Sanji from One piece

Hurt Dennis Whitaker from the Pitt

Hurt Frank Langdon from the Pitt

Hurt Jack Wilder from the Now you see me movies

Hurt Kaz Brekker (x) from Shadow and Bone

Hurt Five! (x) from Umbrella academy

Hurt Jamie Tartt (x) from Ted Lasso

Hurt Kell (x) from Shades of magic

Hurt Eddie Munson (x) from Stranger things

Hurt Aemond (x) from House of the dragon

Hurt Sky (and a bit of Riven) (x) from Fate: the winx saga

Hurt Cherry blossom (x) from SK8 the infinity

Hurt Battinson (x) from The Batman (2022)

Hurt Jaskier (x) from the Witcher

Hurt Druig (x) from Eternals

Hurt Will Halstead (x) from Chicago med

Hurt Buck (x) from 9-1-1

Hurt Daryl (x) from Walking dead

Hurt Loki (x) (pre-show) MCU

Hurt Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler (x) mostly Xmen apocalypse

Hurt Lance (x) from Voltron

Hurt Illya (x) from the man from uncle (2015)

Hurt Peter Quill (x) from Guardians of the galaxy

Hurt 10k (x) from Z nation

Hurt Dirk Gently (x) from Dirk Gently holistic detective agency

Hurt Danny Atlas (x) from Now you see me

[superaches]

someone always gets the short end of the stick…

[thegrayelephent]

Me when I write for 30 minutes: 1k words

Me when I write for 2 hours: 500 words

Me when I write for 4 hours: -300 words

[fellshish]

reading other comments on the fic you’ve just commented on is like. asynchronous book club meeting 🫶

[hotvampireadjacent]

[lackluster-cloverfield]

[hamlettheedane]

imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those

[reject-tiefling]

may I respectfully ask for a smidge of Legolas and Gimli… it has been a moment since I have feasted on thine art of the two… 🥹🙏

you know what? It certainly has been a while! I hope this is ok!

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[eira-kuso]

If anyone wants me to say my opinion on a character with this bingo

[dailyflicks]

THE LOBSTER 2015 | dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

[weepingwidar]

Nancy Friedland (Canadian, 1971) - Okay Okay (2025)

[mongeite]

Alien Miku

[egberts]

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

[sator-the-wanderer]

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have

[daughterofsarenrae]

To really put it in perspective

[flootzavut]

Immediately I love him

[michaelmoonsbookshop]

just some of the the changes in design for the Penguin Symbol on old Penguin Paperbacks 

[dinkywinks]

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

[luxflora]

They liked his little dance so much they gave him a spotlight

[anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated]

family album

[delgrosso]

[sensationaltrainreading]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[angelsaxis]

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

[reactionimagesdaily]

[alisonzai]