Anarchy and freedom

Clara. Rocker, film lover. Mostly chaos, with a side of many other things. I post various fandoms and a myriad of shitposts, as well as whump stuff. Currently obsessing over shades of magic, ateez and stray kids

[claracivry]

Whump fics masterpost!!

Do you ever want some easy, five minute whump of your boy to read? Some angst and some happy ending?? Some blood and some worry?

Maybe you'll be interested in my oneshots! Gratuitous short bits of whump with various blorbos :) which ones, you ask?

Well! Here's a top five of the people I am writing rn, and the older ones after the cut. Take a look, there's a whole bunch!

Hurt Zuko from ATLA

Hurt Sanji from One piece

Hurt Dennis Whitaker from the Pitt

Hurt Frank Langdon from the Pitt

Hurt Jack Wilder from the Now you see me movies

Hurt Kaz Brekker (x) from Shadow and Bone

Hurt Five! (x) from Umbrella academy

Hurt Jamie Tartt (x) from Ted Lasso

Hurt Kell (x) from Shades of magic

Hurt Eddie Munson (x) from Stranger things

Hurt Aemond (x) from House of the dragon

Hurt Sky (and a bit of Riven) (x) from Fate: the winx saga

Hurt Cherry blossom (x) from SK8 the infinity

Hurt Battinson (x) from The Batman (2022)

Hurt Jaskier (x) from the Witcher

Hurt Druig (x) from Eternals

Hurt Will Halstead (x) from Chicago med

Hurt Buck (x) from 9-1-1

Hurt Daryl (x) from Walking dead

Hurt Loki (x) (pre-show) MCU

Hurt Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler (x) mostly Xmen apocalypse

Hurt Lance (x) from Voltron

Hurt Illya (x) from the man from uncle (2015)

Hurt Peter Quill (x) from Guardians of the galaxy

Hurt 10k (x) from Z nation

Hurt Dirk Gently (x) from Dirk Gently holistic detective agency

Hurt Danny Atlas (x) from Now you see me

[for-the-ouchies]

Character flinching when someone goes for a high-five.

[neruomancer]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[barstoolblues]

turn up the harpsichord i cant hear the harpsichord

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[louisegluckpdf]

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

[star-thief]

[weaver-z]

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[treecitysessions]

There’s a catastrophic female loneliness epidemic happening rn but nobody gaf bc women aren’t going out and hurting people about it we just betray and destroy ourselves for nothing

[booksandchainmail]

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

[gobusto]

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

[computationalcalculator]

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[spectre-squared]

@evilwizard

[missnicefairy]

life when i find a new song to play on repeat over and over

[hellgrub]

he fixed a bunch of potholes recently and all my gay neighbors won't stop posting shit like this

[partisan-by-default]

You forgot the other two.