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[mandarkslab-deactivated20130623]

Come cuddle my butt with your dick

[dingdongyouarewrong]

date a tall boy with black hair. date a boy who will hate the world with you. date a boy who drinks tea and will sit with you by the fire. date a boy with honour. date a boy who needs to capture the avatar to restore his honour. date prince zuko.

[starrynerd]

Reblog if you've actually SEEN the movie "The Aristocats"

[tinysenpai-deactivated20140611]

[alphatrifemale-deactivated20171]

Let’s see who’s over 18

[notaplaceforclosedminds]

One of my favorites quotes ever.

[mutantsupportgroup-blog]

Hey guys, family emergency. My grandma is in worse condition than we thought so I'm having to leave for Florida in less than an hour. No promises that I'll be online when I'm down there. (Yay for 13 hour drive)

[actionables]

me sexting just now

him: how many times will we fuck

me:

[mutantsupportgroup-blog]

bonne nuit mes petits pépites d'amour

[saevaa-archive-blog]

"T-thanks. What’s your name anyway?"

[mutantsupportgroup-blog]

"I'm afraid that's classified." Liar.

[saevaa-archive-blog]

"You just…"

   ”You just killed someone!”

[mutantsupportgroup-blog]

"And it's not the first time I've done it. You're welcome by the way."

[playmusics]

Visit Original Link

[mutantsupportgroup-blog]

On me dit que le destin se moque de nous,  Qu'il ne nous donne rien et promet tout,  Quand le bonheur semble être à notre portée,  Nous tendons la main et nous nous trouvons comme des fous.

English:

I’m told that fate makes fun of us, That it gives us nothing and promises everything, When happiness seems to be within our reach, We reach out and find ourselves like fools.

[saevaa-archive-blog]

“Don’t shoot me.”

[mutantsupportgroup-blog]

"Just-- Don't move." He pulled the trigger, causing the bullet to go whizzing by her ear, ending the life of the man who was behind her.

[mutantsupportgroup-blog]

"Don't... Most... A muscle."

[hoodsos-aus-deactivated20150309]

This shit better work

[sansaspark-deactivated20150711]

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

what if we all got paper lol

[raphnarock]

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

[moss-and-memory]

same

[freeing-my-mind]

same

[ladydontmind-blog]

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

[nylonsubmissive]

Bones next to the butt are nice

[lonexwolves-deactivated20200606]

Butt bones are the best bones.

[frogpuncherzeppeli]

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

[doritofu]

[k-i-n-d-r-3-d-s-p-i-r-i-t-s-dea]

Basically.

[lavender-ice]

I’m laughing so hard

[radiant-royal-red]

"Hurtful but not terribly insightful, you can do better."

[mutantsupportgroup-blog]

"I would do better, but I'm not quite sure you could understand me. Hence the term, bumbling idiot."

[shadowcat]

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

[radiant-royal-red]

"They’re everywhere dear, thought you would have noticed."

[mutantsupportgroup-blog]

"It's quite hilarious how you thought I was talking about them."