SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME SPOILERS!!!!!
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Ok so I just saw the movie and i have A LOT to talk about and i need to get this out of my system so i can somehow sleep tonight š
First of all i LOVE that we were just thrown straight into the action during the opening scene. No bs just BOOM āSPIDER MAN HIT ME!!ā SHUT THE FVCK UP KAREN!!
And speaking of karenās lol, I binge watched every spider man movie ever during this past week and I watched far from home last night and UM at the end may asked peter where his bags were and then she goes āoh yeah they got blown upā AND UM PETERāS SUIT WAS IN HIS BAG. YOU KNOW, THE ICONIC RED AND BLUE ONE THAT TONY MADE FOR HIM. SO IS THAT DESTROYED? ARE WE EVER GUNNA HEAR FROM KAREN AGAIN!? PLEASE I NEED HERš«
NED AND PETER YELLING DUDE AT EACH OTHER THROUGH THE PHONE LOL
And then after all the sht heās suddenly dealing with, all Peter wants to talk about is May and Happyās relationship
Ned incriminating himself during the interrogation sceneš
WHEN FREAKING MATT MURDOC SHOWED UP OMFG MY ENTIRE FREAKING THEATER STARTED SCREAMING WHEN WE SAW THE CANE!!
AND WHEN HE CAUGHT THE BRICK AND THEYRE LIKE HOW DID U DO THAT AND HEāS JUST LIKE IM A GOOD LAWYER LMAOOO
Also whoever threw that brick, GO TO HELL
And speaking of hell, everyone who decided to draw devil horns on peter, yall cant head there too just saying
And NGL when they were like, we need a safe place to stay, TELL ME WHY THE FIRST THOUGHT I HAD WHEN I SAW HAPPYāS APARTMENT WAS āOMG IS THAT PETERāS ROOM!? LIKE IS THAT THE ROOM TONY HAD FOR PETER!?ā
Its cuz of all the fanfics i read where he gets a guest room all decorated for him
But like come on all the decorations and stuff on the walls really made me think it was peterās
Like the islanders jersey?
WE GOT DUM-E IN A SPIDER MAN MOVIE YALL I CANT HANDLE THIS
ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW HAPPY GAVE PETER HIS LITERAL FREAKING BEDROOM
THOSE TWO HAVE COME SO FAR FROM CIVIL WAR AND HOMECOMING IT HURTSSSSSSS
And UM BETTY UM WHAT TF ARE YOU DOING REPORTING ON PETER FOR THE DAILY BUGLE, WHO YOU KNOW FREAKING HATE HIM
LIKE GIRL PETER IS YOUR EXāS BEST FRIEND WTF ARE YOU DOING
Anyways I LOVE Peterās teachers so much. They were funny af in ffh and they were funny in this movie as well. When one of them saluted Peter š
And when all the kids were taking pictures of him as if yāall didnāt participate in bullying him his entire high school career
Yeah you lil hoes, I REMEMBER WHAT YALL CHANTED AT LIZāS PARTY IN HOMECOMING
And speaking of lizās party, FLASH DONT ACT LIKE YALL ARE BFFāS AS IF YOU DIDNT BULLY HIM YOUR WHOLE LIFE
Also i DIED when they showed flashās initial reaction to finding out peter was spider man
Anyways the college scenes really struck me. Iām 19 so I literally just went through the whole college admissions process and Peter not getting accepted to any school, even despite his intelligence and achievements (like bruh he interned with tony freaking stark bro) was really sad honestly. And they fact that none of them got into MIT and you could see it on their faces was so upsetting
Also backtracking a bit, when they first mentioned how they wanted to go there when they were on the rooftop and Peter goes āthereās plenty of crime in boston rightā i DIED at that cuz Iām from Massachusetts and dont live far from Boston at all and just hearing the name of the city im so close to was just š
And the āwickedā thing š iykyk
So now we head to dr strange and all the snow lol. This scene was very different from what we saw in the trailers. I was expecting wong to tell him not to cast it but all he said was āleave me out of itā????? Like ??
Also heās the sorcerer supreme now?? Cuz strange blipped? But shouldnāt the most powerful one be the sorcerer supreme like the last one said (remember, the bald lady. Idk if she actually had a real name)
But anyways I found it really interesting that wong never actually talked him out of casting the spell in canon.
Anyways I really like how the spell casting scene played out. How one by one Peter started adding ppl to the list of who should still be allowed to remember that heās Spider-Man, and then how the world seemed to break apart, kind of symboling and foreshadowing the end of the movie.
I also love how Peter didnāt realize he could call MIT associates and plead his case to them. It shows how heās still a kid and hasnāt learned that thereās multiple options instead of just one in any given situation. Which again kind of foreshadows the main plot divergence of the movie (how he wants to send them back but figures out ways to help them instead of letting them die)
Also, REALLY FLASH? PETER IS GOING THROUGH THIS SHT AND YOURE LOWKEY BLACKMAILING HIM?!
Anyways when Peter waved at the helicopter and was like I CAN SEE YOU I died š
And when doc oc showed up and the whole theater started screaming and cheering
But I absolutely love how we got to see Peter actually protecting regular old civilians during this scene. He was helping them off the bridge and saving the falling cars.
It gave serious parallels to tasm 1 when peter has all of the cars hanging off the bridge after his first encounter with the lizard
And I honestly dont like that lady he saved. Like bruh he really had to save your life for you to reconsider? As if he wasnāt already the smartest kid to apply to ur ādumbā school
Lol see what i did there hehe
Anyways I really did love the scene where peter was fighting doc oc. And i LOVED when Peter took control of his arms with the nano tech and made him move around like a puppet š and i LOST IT when he opened and closed his hand a few times like idk it was just so funny to me
AND WHEN GREEN GOBLIN THREW HIS BOMB THE WHOLE THEATER WENT INSANE AND THEN HE ACTUALLY APPEARED SKIDKDKDKSK MY FAVORITE VILLAIN EVERš«
Also when lizard showed up and everyone in the theater went crazy and they were like āA DINOSAURā š
AND BRO WHEN THEY WERE DESCRIBING GREEN GOBLIN AND PETERāS LIKE āa flying..green elfā HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA BRO THAT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE LINES IN THE WHOLE MOVIE I WAS LAUGHING FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Also whoever threw the paint at peter YOURE ON MY LIST TOO
But the inside-out spidey suit was cool af
AND WHEN ELECTRO AND SANDMAN SHOWED UP EVERYONE WENT CRAZY!!
AND THE SOUND DESIGN OMG I COULD LITERALLY HEAR THE SAND AND ELECTRICITY BEHIND ME AND GOING AROUND MY HEAD
AND AHHHHH BRO WHEN THEY PLAYED ELECTROāS THEME SONG I FREAKING SCREAMED BECAUSE THAT SONG IS SO SICK AND I LOVE IT AND I LITERALLY SAVED IT ON SPOTIFY THE OTHER DAY CUZ ITS SO GOOD AND I LISTENED TO IT TODAY CUZ ITS SO GOOD AND THEN THEY PLAYED IT AHHHHHHH
Also im glad he started out as his blue self from tasm 2 and transitioned to getting his body back. āAre we just gunna pretend im not standing here buck a$$ nakedā
And osborn fighting with his dark side and smashing his mask!! And then he goes and finds may and she implants the idea to help them in Peterās head
And i love Peterās moral compass. He doesnāt want the villains to die even when they do terrible things. Its a throwback to homecoming when he saves the vulture.
AND PETER FREAKING ASTRAL PROJECTING AND HE CAN STILL MOVE HIS PHYSICAL BODY BRO THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
But like im assuming its his natural spider sense thing. Like thats SO cool like he doesnāt even need to be conscious for his spidey sense to work
AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT SPIDER MAN IN THE MIRROR DEMENTION LIKE AHH
AND HE BEAT DR STRANGE AT OWN GAME. I looooved this scene cuz its a perfect combustion of spider man AND peter parker at work. He shows his actual intelligence by figuring out its geometry āyou know whats cooler than magic.....MATH!!!!ā
And when Peter takes them all back to happyās place and later happyās on the phone like ????
But anyways CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW PETER RECREATED THE CHIP FOR OTTO LIKE OMFG THIS DR HAS SPENT HIS ENTIRE CAREER WORKING ON THIS STUFF AND PETER JUST FIGURES IT ALL OUT. They REALLY showcased Peterās intelligence in this movie which i adored cuz we never got to see that side of him in the mcu. Like in tasm 1 we got the whole compilation of peter creating his web shooters and just generally being really smart so seeing mcu peterās brain at work was soook satisfying
And call me crazy but I FREAKING LOVED Peterās relationship with osborn. He seemed to actually really like Peter when green goblin wasnāt in control and it was very cool and refreshing to see.
AND TONYāS FREAKING ARC REACTOR CONSIDOANODOSKJDOAKS
And i love that immediately after doc oc gets cured he automatically wants to help peter
Now listen. Can we TALK about Peterās spidey sense. This is what ffh was leading up to. I ADORED the way his spidey sense was portrayed in this movie. It was INCREDIBLY well done. The way the sound got muted and faded out and all of the voices were quiet and echo-y. And the way things ALMOST felt slow motion as he walked around happyās home and how his footsteps were so loud and you could almost feel them. And that light high pitched sound that occurred every time he sensed something. (It reminded me of all the times peter hallucinates gwenās father in tasm 2) I thought it was absolutely brilliant the way it was portrayed and it deserves some credit. It was so cool and creepy at the same time and it made the scene so suspenseful and unique. That build up to the first fight with green goblin was so well executed and was one of my favorite things about the whole movie
Speaking of favorite things in the movie, one of my favorite scenes was Peterās fight with green goblin. It was SO suspenseful and just flat out insane. They way he told may to run before the fight started, the way everyone escaped, and the actual fight itself. It was just so BRUTAL ive never seen anything like it in an mcu movie. They were just trading blows back and forth with no freaking breaks. Goblin picked him up and slammed him into the floor so hard they smashed through multiple floors of the building. And Peter sitting on his shoulders/ front side and just repeatedly throwing gruesome punched and elbows at goblins head. It was so intense and flat out brutal.
And BRO when he had Peter pinned on the floor and he grabbed his hair and pulled him up a bit and Peter STILL tells may to run cuz the serum didnāt work. That was STRAIGHT OUT OF A FANFIC BRO I SWEAR. Thats like exactly how I picture peter in the fanfics when heās getting hurt like that
And then when he sent the glider at May bro omfg. And on top of that he threw a BOMB TOO.
Bro I really wasnāt expecting may to die at all so it was a huge shock for me.
AND THE GREAT POWER GREAT RESPONSE LINE TOO š«
And can i just say, Tom Holland you absolutely PHENOMENAL actor. That scene was one of the most heartbreaking scenes from any movie and tv show ive ever seen.
He was like āits okay weāll take it easyā and ājust please wake up and talk to meā but the line that really REALLY broke me was how he just KEPT REPEATING āitās just you and me may. Its just you and meā
STOP IT TOM IM FREAKING SOBBING OUT HERE OMFG CUZ THEY WERE LITERALLY ALL EACH OTHER HAD. THEIR ONLY BIOLOGICAL FAMILY. BRO IM LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING AN IRONDAD FIC WHERE MAY IS DEAD BUT I NEVER ACTUALLY IMAGINED IT HAPPENING AND IT HURTS SO MUCH OMFG IT WAS SO GUTWRENCHING
AND HIM AND HAPPY MAKE EYE CONTACT JUST ADDING TO MY PAIN AND THEN HE HAS TO LEAVE HER DEAD BODY THERE CUZ THOSE A$$HOLES ARE SHOOTING AT HIM AND ARRESTING HAPPY
And when jj is doing the next broadcast and it just shows Peterās face and you can tell how DEPLETED he is as heās watching it I CANT
And then AND THEN NED SAYS HE WISHES HE COULD SEE PETER AND SOJFKSOCKKDS B!TCH WHEN I TELL YOU EVERY PERSON AND THE THEATER FREAKED THE FVCK OUT OMFG
AT FIRST I COULDNT TELL IT WAS ANDREW BUT THEN I SAW THE SHAPE OF THE EYES AND THEN HE WAS RUNNING TOWARDS THE PORTAL AND COMING THROUGH AND THEN HE WAS RIPPING HIS MASK OFF AND THEN ANDREW GARFIELD WAS FREAKING THERE AND IM GETTING CHILLS THINKING ABOUT IT BRO THE ENTIRE THEATER FREAKING LOST IT OMFG THE CLAPPING AND THE CHEERING AND SCREAMING OMFG
and mjās reaction throwing bread at him and heās like āyeah i dont get the spider sense for BREADāš
AND HES LIKE IM STICKING TO THE CEILING WHAT ELSE DO U WANT AND HE HAS TO CRAWL ACROSS THE CEILING AND CLEAN AN COBWEB LMAO
AND WHEN TOBEY CAME AND THE THEATER REACTED EXACTLY THE SAME WAY AS ANDREW
AND WHEN THEY SAW EACH OTHER AND THEY IMMEDIATELY MIRRORED EACH OTHER BY FLIPPING ONTO THE CEILING AND SHOOTING WEBS AT EACH OTHER
And when they all go to see Tomās Peter oh my freaking fvck dude
Tom Holland really is an incredible actor and he really knows how to destroy our hearts.
When ned and mj just come and hug him and heās just sitting there sobbing SOMEONE HELP ME OMFGššššš
And then tobey and andrew come and they have the whole conversation about who theyāve lost
AND ANDREW TALKING ABOUT GWEN AND HOW SHE WAS HIS MJ AND HOW HEāS STILL GUILTY
AND TOBEY TALKING ABOUT UNCLE BEN AND HIM AND TOM SAYING THE RESPONSIBILITY QUOTE AGAIN STOP ITš
And CAN WE TALK ABOUT THEM ALL WORKING IN THE LAB TOGETHER OMFG. I LOVE HOW IT SHOWED HOW EVERY VERSION OF PETER PARKER IS A FREAKING GENIUS UGGGHHHH
Tom Tobey and Andrew have the best freaking chemistry and i cant wait to see the behind the scenes footage so we can see their banter and everything cuz the three of them together was so amazing
And when someone was like āPeterā and all threes of them all spoke at the same time and did the spider man pointing meme ahhhh
And ned talking to tobey and was like do u have a best friend and heās like he died in my arms after he tried to kill me and the way ned looked at tom after that was HILARIOUS AND WHEN HE SAID HEāD NEVER TRY TO KILL TOMāS PETER THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED CUZ HAHAHAH HEMOGLOBIN
And Peterās broadcast about how he was sorry and how he needs all the luckš„ŗ
AND THE FACT THEYRE BUILDING A CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIELD ON THE STATUE OF LIBERTY
AND ANDREW AND TOBEY CHILLING FOR A SEC AND ANDREW CRACKING TOBEYS BACK AHHAHA
And when they were about to start the fight and all three of them were just shooting the breeze with each other
IāLL SAY IT AGAIN I LOVE THEIR CHEMISTRY AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP TOGETHER
AND THEY STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE VILLAINS THEY FACED AND ANDREW GOES āi faught a russian dude in a rhino costumeā
AND TOBEY GOES āi faught a black goopy alienā
AND TOM GOES āi faught an alien too. Here and in space. He was purple thoā
AND ANDREW GOES āi wanna fight an alien. You guys are way cooler than meā
AND TOBEY GOES NO YOURE AMAZING
AHHHHHHH IM SCREAMING HHAHAAGAHA
AND ANDREW SAYING HOW HE ALWAYS WANTED BROTHERS STOP IT MY HEART
AND WHEN THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW TOBEY CAN JUST PRODUCE THE WEBS ON HIS OWN I WAS DYING
AND ANDREW SAYING HE LOVED THEM FOSNSINNDUABDIDNDISNKXOSMXZ MY HEARTTTTTTTTT
AND WHEN THEY CAME BACK TOGETHER AND TOM WAS LIKE WE NEED TO WORK AS A TEAM I WAS IN THE AVENGERS AND THEYRE LIKE COOLS WHATS THE AVENGERS ARE U IN A BAND LMAOOOO
AND WHEN THEY CALLED THEMSELVES PETER NUMBER 1 2 AND 3 AND THEY DID THE POINTING MEME
AND TOM GOES āUSE YOUR TINGLEā CUZ THEY ALL HAVE THE SENSE AHHH
AND WHEN THEY DID THEIR POSE TOGETHER THE WHOLE FREAKING THEATER ERUPTED OMFG
AND WHEN THEY STARTED SWINGING TOGETHER AHHHHHHHHH IT WAS SO FREAKING COOL
AND AHHHHHHHH WHEN ELECTRO WAS THERE WITH THE ARC REACTOR IDK IF ANYONE NOTICED BUT WHEN HE FIRED THE ELECTRICITY IT SOUND LIKE IRON MAN I LITERALLY SCREAMED
AND WHEN CONNORS TURNED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEY PLAYED TOBEYāS ICONIC SPIDER MAN MUSIC I ASCENDED!!!!!
AND THEY PLAYED ANDREWāS TOO
AND WHEN DR STRANGE WAS LIKE IVE BEEN STUCK IN THE MIRROR DIMENSION FOR 12 HOURS IT SOOOO REMINDED ME OF IVE BEEN FALLING FOR 30 MINUTES!!!!!
AND WHEN MJ FELL AND TOM COULDNT SAVE HER SO ANDREW DID OH MY FREAKING GOSH THE ENTIRE THEATER FREAKED THE FBCK OUT OMFG AND THE WAY HE LOOKED AT MJ AFTERWARDS OMFGGGGGGGGGG
AND WHEN DR STRANGES CAPE SAVED NED AHHHH
Peterās final fight with green goblin. Bro
IT WAS SO FREAKING BRUTAL OMFG
PETER LITERALLY WENT PSYCHO EVER SINCE MAY DIED FREAKING PREACHING HOW HE WAS GUNNA KILL GOBLIN HIMSELF AND WHEN THEY ACTUALLY FAUGHT, ON CAPS SHIELD NO LESS, IT WAS FREAKING INSANE. HE HAD NO FREAKING CHILL OMFG HE JUST KEPT PUNCHING AND PUNCHING AND PUNCHING AND SLAMMING HIM TO THE GROUND AND OMFG IT WAS ACTUALLY FVCKING CRAZY
AND WHEN HE PICKED UP THE GLIDER EVERYONE SCREAMED AND TOBEY HAD TO STOP HIM AND THEN GOT STABBED HIMSELF AND EVERYONE ACTUALLY SCREAMED OMG
AND WHEN PETER MADE THE DECISION TO MAKE EVERYONE FORGET HIM AND DR STRANGE WAS LIKE āso long kidā STOP IT MY HEART
AND WHEN TOM TOBEY AND ANDREW FREAKING HUGGED STOP STOP STOP IM IN PAIN I WANT MORE AHHHHHHHH
AND WHEN PETER AND NED HUGGED AND DID THEIR HANDSHAKE AND PETER NED AND MJ WERE ALL CRYING STOP IT
AND WHEN ANDREW AND TOBEY FADED OUT IT LITERALLY REMINDED ME OF HOW VISION FADED AWAY AT THE END OF WANDAVISION AND HOW LOKI GOT PRUNED IN LOKI
AND PETER VISITING MAYS GRAVE AND HAPPY DOESNT REMEMBER HIM AND HE MENTION HOW HE LOST A FRIEND AND HE WAS TALKING ABOUT TONY STOP STOP STOP
AND WHEN PETER WENT TO SEE NED AND MJ STOPPPPPP
AND WHEN THEY SHOWED PETER IN HIS EMPTY APARTMENT WITH NOTHING BUT A LEGO FIGURE FROM STAR WARS
AND HIM MAKING A NEW SUIT AT THE END THATS LIKE A COMBINATION OF ALL THE SPIDER SUITS FROM HIM ANDREW AND TOBEY/A MORE COMIC ACCURATE ONE
AND IM SO HAPPY HEāS BACK TO RED AND BLUE THO
AND THAT FINAL SHOT OF HIM SWINGING INTO THE CAMERA AND ITS LITERALLY LIKE A FLASH OF SPIDEY EYES ITS FREAKING CRAZY
AND THE POST CREDIT SCENE WITH EDDIE AND VENOM!!!! EVERYONE CHEERED SO LOUD
AND THE BARTENDER MENTIONED IRON MAN AND HULK
AND WHEN EDDIE DISAPPEARED AND PART OF VENOM GOT LEFT BEHIND AHHHHHHHHHH
AND A TRAILER FOR MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS AHHHHHHHH
CREEPY BEAUTIFUL WANDA!!!!!
LIZZIE I LOVE U EVERYONE WAS SCREAMING
AND DARK DR STRANGE!!!! WHAT IF COMING THROUGH AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ok but real talk literally Peterās completely alone now. His entire family is dead and the 3 final ppl that he loved dont even remember he exits.
He had no access to stark tech and has no more connection to the Stark family. That must be so freaking devastating for him. Him and tony were literally like father and son and for peter to no longer have that connection anymore is just
And bro whats pepper gunna say when she sees the pic of him and tony in the kitchen and all the other pics of them that probably exist
And no one knows heās mays nephew so he literally has zero finances or back up plan. He literally has nothing except spider man and his identity. Like say goodbye to college cuz he can barely pay for this apartment
But he is going for a GED test which is something cuz he cant even get his high school diploma since no one remembers him or his school records or anything
There are so many problems thats Peterās gunna have to face that most people probably havenāt even thought about and its so crazy
Weāve got three more spidey movies coming so weāll see what happens
But literally this movie was just totally insane. I literally deleted all my social media apps so this wouldnāt get spoiled for me. I didnāt even read any fanfics just in case (im sooo excited to read some fix it fics with my three spider babies being cute brothers together (and my forevee fav irondad ones ofc))
It literally nailed everything on the head. The only thing I wouldve loved to see was stan lee. Even if it was just his face on a magazine cover like in venom. This is the biggest spider man movie of all time and it wouldāve been really special for him to be in it somehow
This movie felt like no other marvel. Yes it had humor but it was honestly so dark, especially when u compare it to the other two spider man movies (ESPECIALLY homecoming) The only marvel movie that had this sort of dark feel was black widow and maybe endgame
And i love that they found a way to mention every single character even if they werenāt in the movie. Rhino, vulture, mysterio, mary jane, gwen, harry, etc. nothing and nobody was left out. They even teased miles!
And i loved the buildup and hype that came with this movie. All the times the actors were asked about it and all the memes we got from it. ANDREW IS OFFICIALLY THE WAREWOLF GUYS!!!
Also just wanna mention remember that pic that leaked of Andrew with his hand in the bar? And everyone was trying to figure out if it was real? Well when we saw that shot in the movie my freaking theater screamed AGAIN LOL
This movie was so crazy it literally feels like a fever dream now that I watched it. Like DID I REALLY JUST WATCH THAT AND IT ISNT SOMETHING IVE LITERALLY HAD DREAMS ABOUT!!? IS THIS REAL!? It blew by so fast man the pacing was so good i couldnāt tell how much time had passed
Also this is kinda random but i LOOOOOVED how they brought back a few of Peterās homecoming outfits
But literally can we talk about this for a sec. Literally in like September of 2019 we received the news that disney and Sony couldnāt negotiate a new contract and it meant that tom would no longer be in the mcu. And now here we are two years later. Who wouldāve thought back in 2019 that weād end up with three generations of Spider-Man movie all together at once. Itās honestly mind blowing and making me emotional. Im so proud and happy for tom andrew and tobey.
Im so proud of everyone who worked on this movie and im so thankful that I was lucky enough to watch it, especially on the official opening night. The hour and half I spent trying to buy these tickets and all the prep i went through. It was truly an incredible experience. The audience I watched it with was so amazing, some dude literally did a backflip and screamed LETS GOOOO during the credits and we all cheered. The first time i ever experienced people screaming in a theater was during endgame and i was really hoping this would be the same and man did we out-do ourselves as an audience lol. Marvel fans TRULY ARE OUTMATCHED. I wore my spider man socks and a midtown high sweatshirt and even brought a spidey blanket with me. Im just so happy I was able to experience this. I literally cant wait to watch it again and make some edits for it (maybe even some fics too) Its was PHENOMENAL 3000/10ā¤ļøšā¤ļøšā¤ļøšš·š·š·
