online yaps

domestic dog therian, leans towards Norwegian lundehund. it/he, born 2004

[princecroutons]

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

[princecroutons]

my name is croutons and this is my story

[thepringlesofblood]

#is this why fae abductions happen #are we just stray cats to them

@hirilelfwraith you cannot leave this gold in the tags

[mutt-on-the-web]

My balls were already stolen before i was even born but otherwise this sounds pretty awesome!

[mutt-on-the-web]

I think its really funny to call "being put to sleep" as "being put down"

[mutt-on-the-web]

Can we go walking in the woods together and look for bones!?

Pretty please!

[mutt-on-the-web]

"When are you going to get a drivers license?"

Have you ever seen a dog drive a car? I didn't think so. It's probably illegal to let dogs drive cars.

[mutt-on-the-web]

If we were out in public and i barked randomly, what would you do?

Your response determines alot to me about you.

[mutt-on-the-web]

Sometimes I don't even care how filthy the hand is, I just want to be petted sometimes, but I know afterwards I'll feel dirty and yet still miss the hand that finally petted me even though in reality they were only wiping their hands off on me rather than actually giving me affection.

Would that hand ever pet me if I came back to them or am I too gross to be petted now?

[mutt-on-the-web]

I'm having such a strong urge to bite

Oh, the rush of biting into pillow and snarling as I shake it around, but I almost wish for more, despite the cruelty.

I could never kill another creature for such selfish urges, but I cannot deny the fantasy of biting into something and ripping it happens occasionally, but I don't know of any texture to simulate that urge of ripping something with some struggle. Every food is too soft, pulls apart too easily, never big enough to sink my teeth into and tear.

[mutt-on-the-web]

Such a tempting blanket. Paws and bones and checkerboard! Mmhm. But $9... if it was black and white I would've taken it for sure. I'm not sure if I regret leaving it. I fucking love blankets but I don't really need it... but it's dog themed and checkerboard!

[oatwhiskers]

sorry for curling up at your feet and whimpering like an injured dog that wasn't very mysterious of me

[mutt-on-the-web]

Just like the dog I am, I'm too forgiving. Even the people I don't trust i can't help but submit too for the attention. The pets that I know can and have turned into hits.

[mutt-on-the-web]

Born to just be a dog to be there for emotional support. Cursed to be an autstic human who not only is supposed to be a dog, was also sippose to be a man but got stuck in a woman's body. Damn I can't catch a break.

[mars-bos]

i love when i see “no dogs allowed” signs cause i just walk in like eheheehe >:}

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

✨It says Faggot. that’s me!✨

[mutt-on-the-web]

The urge to bite something and rip it to shreds when upset.

Sink my jaws down and rip until said thing is just strewn across the floor in pieces, unable to be even pieced back together.

[mutt-on-the-web]

Living in a hotter area with a theriotype that naturally lives in a colder area

-getting frustrated outside from heat

-focusing on the fan and it's cold air to feel closer to theriotype

-wanting to go out more when it gets cold

-wanting to travel to up to a colder area

-dreaming of snow during the winter

-family complains about building being cold inside when it feels great to me

[puppy-luuuv]

nonhuman cause im autistic, nonhuman cause i cant fit in, nonhuman cause i have unsolved trauma, nonhuman cause im weird asf, nonhuman cause its cool and silly :3

[mutt-on-the-web]

^ This is great

^ But I really want this