Muzan Kibutsuji

I'm the one in hell, I stole this phone from a imp.

[muzan-in-hell]

Rules

The dos:

Rp starters are entirely welcome, although I've been in hell for about twenty years, okay it's more like 98, and have little to no sanity left. Any and all questions are welcome, be it from demon anatomy to how Hell is like to random questions I can't think of.

The don'ts:

No nsfw, this is a family friendly blog. This goes for tags, rbs, asks and comments. No spam or harassment. No proshippers or homophobes. Please keep irl public sistuations out of my posts and askbox Breaking the rules will result in a block. This blog is run by @just-a-dinomask

[muzan-in-hell]

Uncle how do demons go pee if they have no balls?

We can chose to have reproductive organs, they're just not functional. Plus, pee isn't actually stored in the balls, that's a joke.

[nurse-offical]

TAG GAME GUYS

think of a caracter with the same beginning letter as the beginning of ur account name

me first

nancy (from fancy nancy)

@da-police-offical @paranoia-offical @evilpineapple-offical @illegaldoctor--offical @isopod-offical @purple-morphsuit-guy-offical @supervillain-offical @sketchy-doctor-offical @somebody-offical @bill-cipher-offical @mabel-pines-offical @laciffo-natas @mean-girl-offical i think this is everyone i know

(open tags x)

[gay-missionary-offical]

Gary (Spongebob)

uhhh @7-eleven-offical and uhhhhh @evil-pukicho-real and uhhh open tags

[7-eleven-offical]

.....youve cursed me.

WHO THE FUCKS NAME STARTS WITH 7

uhhhhhh shit.... the guy from the movie 7? that was a thing right?

FUCK IT WAS 9

CHAT KILL THIS GUY

@thatoneslorch @the-offical-certified-dumbass @costco-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @cassette-eater

yall can prolly do the tag game stuff and all that

[costco-offical]

CROWLEY FROM GOOD OMENS hehehehehe

@spider-from-mars-offical @winterinkspill @john-doe-offical + open tags :D

[john-doe-offical]

OOOH

Jesper from six of crows!!!!!

@paranoia-offical @nonsense-offical @kinkajou-offical and open tags because my hands are cold haha

[kinkajou-offical]

haha EASY

kinkajou from wings of fire!!!

…okay but if that’s cheating. Kaz from six of crows to keep on theme (also mod is rerereading SoC rn)

@minute-maid-offical @hekate-offical @max-jagerman-offical @beth-unico-offical @horror-movie-offical @cherry-coke-offical @deductivelogico-offical @pond-scum-offical @krow-offical @sleepgod-offical @broke-animal-enjoyer-offical @star-offical + open tags!!!

[dragon-nerd-supreme]

Dorothea Duckfontein Dillworthy, Dotti to her friends

@1-wonder-1 @chunkyform3 @darwinthepaleonaturalist

[1-wonder-1]

Wander from Wander Over Yonder! :D

Uhhhhh @rainyraisin @tiawesomeness open tags :3

[rainyraisin]

Rody Soul from MHA:WHM… I love him so much 😭🎀💖✨🌸

@awzominator @pixxelcatt @aaronymous9 @draksavior34 @pomniscientbeing @tehizel @raedensoradraws @iluvizuocha @girllovesbutterflies @deliarts and open tags :3

[girllovesbutterflies]

Gotta go with Goofy. Literally one of the characters that made my entire childhood

Feel free to ignore but I love tag games:

@bioluminescentbutterflies @randomperson2009 @novnovv @nyxs-thought-dumpster @killerfish @sharkiepookie @rlinnl @liadgoldfish and open tags duh

[bioluminescentbutterflies]

Bobby from supernatural!! :3

One of the best characters ever frfr <3

(no pressure tags: @dante-collt @doodlebless @victor-the-vampire)

[angel-bless]

Thank you so much for the tag! (I know I got tagged as doodlebless but I'll reblog to my sideblog if that's okay~ ✨

I'm gonna pick...Doctor! Or The Doctor, but they get called Doctor a lot so it counts! :D

[atlasllm]

your tags say tag yourself angel so dont mind if i do >:3c

Arthur, as in arthur dimmesdale from the scarlet letter!!

i tag @i-i-iv-v @ravenwolfie97 @mew-cake @vito-the-troublemaker @starfellprophet @whileyoureinschoolidothisallday :D!!

[vito-the-troublemaker]

V as in Victor van Dort from my favorite Tim Burton movie, Corpse Bride!

I tag: @x-elyssa-x @thesuiteddoggolover @pamithebunterfly2007

[pamiwerewolfybunterfly]

P as in Pomni from TADC

@khrystenapofficial @galaxywolfcomet @torrentialchaos @cookiecat-7388new @m30wm30wm3ow @zchannel @dazzle-expandism @notcherrygumnk404 @rainbowstarheart463 @lunawolf012306 @valkbruxazsigma @verycoolguyokay @t4iy0uk3i-disco @fleeetwaysupersigma @fluffycreampuff56 @sleepi-toasti @glitchy-across-aus @holorform2009 @pr0jectant1dot3 @crystalline-loptous @call-me-chips @elderwoodz @evv180 @emo-gals-4life @oppossum-offical @fritopha @chairsqueue35 @chaos-triangle @sillstarszz @staarrgaazer @xxxlawrencexxx @starsandstuffyayyy @soup186 @mythically15 @lustfuldemonlady @demonicallyslaying @kezibun @algebraicspaniel

[demonicallyslaying]

Heh. Douma from Demon Slayer

Open tags I'm tired

[livkayrussell]

Lady from Lady and the Tramp

Me and my boyfriend fr

@yourlocalxiaosimp @t0yfr3ddys-b1gg3stglaz3r @demonmew25

Or whoever the fuck else wants to join

[demonmew25]

Hmmm... I could go Douma since my of name begins with a D, but someone else beat me to it 😅 so how about Death the Kid from Soul Eater 💀✨

✨ Symmetry bitches ✨

@ambivertpotato-blog @shycroissanti @abbyfandomgalaxy and anyone else who wants to join 😸

[abbyfandomgalaxy]

Anya from Mouthwashing 💗 I love my queen she deserved so much better 😔

@sisluisverysigma @silverfan77 @kugisakinobaradesu @ilovranimeandgummybears @muzan-in-hell @muzankibutsuji1 @kingdimitrx @rui-ayaki-lower5 @ryomensukuna-official @the-strongest-n1 @kenny-the-mastermind and anyone else!

[muzan-in-hell]

Uuuuuuuuuuh

[arimadeforgachasblog]

Throws you at @muzan-in-hell

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP THROWING ME-

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

[muzan-in-hell]

*catches*

Okay.

[arimadeforgachasblog]

T thanks... wheres my prosthetic eye...?

[muzan-in-hell]

*picks up and dusts off*

I have to clean it, seems it fell.

[arimadeforgachasblog]

Y you don't have to clean it... I it is mine after all.

[muzan-in-hell]

You're my kid.

[arimadeforgachasblog]

. . .Wouldn't that make you abusive???

[muzan-in-hell]

Cleaning your eye for you?

[arimadeforgachasblog]

No! I mean... my mom was abusive. At least, the scars on me and my brother say that...

[muzan-in-hell]

I ain't ya mother, I'm the creature from the closet.

[arimadeforgachasblog]

I... I have a closet?

[muzan-in-hell]

Sorta

[arimadeforgachasblog]

Throws you at @muzan-in-hell

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP THROWING ME-

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

[muzan-in-hell]

*catches*

Okay.

[arimadeforgachasblog]

T thanks... wheres my prosthetic eye...?

[muzan-in-hell]

*picks up and dusts off*

I have to clean it, seems it fell.

[arimadeforgachasblog]

Y you don't have to clean it... I it is mine after all.

[muzan-in-hell]

You're my kid.

[arimadeforgachasblog]

. . .Wouldn't that make you abusive???

[muzan-in-hell]

Cleaning your eye for you?

[arimadeforgachasblog]

No! I mean... my mom was abusive. At least, the scars on me and my brother say that...

[muzan-in-hell]

I ain't ya mother, I'm the creature from the closet.

[arimadeforgachasblog]

Throws you at @muzan-in-hell

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP THROWING ME-

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

[muzan-in-hell]

*catches*

Okay.

[arimadeforgachasblog]

T thanks... wheres my prosthetic eye...?

[muzan-in-hell]

*picks up and dusts off*

I have to clean it, seems it fell.

[arimadeforgachasblog]

Y you don't have to clean it... I it is mine after all.

[muzan-in-hell]

You're my kid.

[arimadeforgachasblog]

. . .Wouldn't that make you abusive???

[muzan-in-hell]

Cleaning your eye for you?

[arimadeforgachasblog]

Throws you at @muzan-in-hell

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP THROWING ME-

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

[muzan-in-hell]

*catches*

Okay.

[arimadeforgachasblog]

T thanks... wheres my prosthetic eye...?

[muzan-in-hell]

*picks up and dusts off*

I have to clean it, seems it fell.

[arimadeforgachasblog]

Y you don't have to clean it... I it is mine after all.

[muzan-in-hell]

You're my kid.

[arimadeforgachasblog]

Throws you at @muzan-in-hell

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP THROWING ME-

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

[muzan-in-hell]

*catches*

Okay.

[arimadeforgachasblog]

T thanks... wheres my prosthetic eye...?

[muzan-in-hell]

*picks up and dusts off*

I have to clean it, seems it fell.

[arimadeforgachasblog]

Throws you at @muzan-in-hell

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP THROWING ME-

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

[muzan-in-hell]

*catches*

Okay.

[muzan-in-hell]

Where have you been😭

Dead.

[muzan-in-hell]

Uncle! The bird clone guy threw a worm at me😭

He's trying to be friendly, in turn that means feeding you.

[arimadeforgachasblog]

Wait wait wait. Muzan is your uncle?

Well... somewhat? Very very very very very VERY distant uncle. Kagaya adopted me awhile back when I was alive... soooooo... but you can talk to him if you want! @muzan-in-hell

[muzan-in-hell]

Hallo!

[muzan-in-hell]

Muzan, HOW do demons go to the bathroom?

We don't. Human remains are spat out in pellets, like owl pellets.

[arimadeforgachasblog]

You seem like a baby

Why don't you get one of your friends to read you a bedtime story🙄

Actually...

THATS A GREAT IDEA!!!

@puppzpawz @yukiplzno @approved-sacrifice @puppet-string @legallydoingwhatever-tf-iwant @larry-johnson1 @salfisher-com @laurazfreakz @max-wanna-die @muzan-in-hell WHO WANTS TO READ A STORY!?

[muzan-in-hell]

I'm afraid I have none to share, not for bedtime.

[muzan-in-hell]

Do i have to take a bath?

Yes, you cannot be stinky its no good for you. >:(

[muzan-in-hell]

Hi!! I'm back again,.. I brought a variety of sweets! I baked too much, so I thought you might like some..

- 🪽

Oh, thank you darling! That is quite nice of you!

[faintedwings]

Darling...? Oh, you flatter me! But it's not a problem at all, really,..

I've got brownies, cupcakes, éclairs, donuts,.. You can have the whole box, if you'd like!

[muzan-in-hell]

Oh, apologies it was not my intention to flatter! It's simply a term I use interchangeablely with "child" and such. I will not take the whole box if you have any other stops planned!

[muzan-in-hell]

What's your favorite song

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