Fuck You And Fuck All Your Friends

X or Iza - Any pronouns

[muzzledcorpse]

Gender: Goth gamer gf who isn’t a girl, but also is, but also might not even be human

[solaceon]

Reblog for Pepsi printer ink

[muzzledcorpse]

I think Demo would like it

[muzzledcorpse]

Apparently the living embodiment of fear and lies is “just a little creature” so it can’t mod servers alone

[wordswithimages]

[muzzledcorpse]

Istg if the worst possible system name wins by 1 vote because hardly anyone voted

[muzzledcorpse]

@rustykn1fe here’s your stupid metal 🥇 congrats on actually being the best sh/garaki in here apparently

[firefox-official]

bro who hurt you

nobody im very mentally put together

[muzzledcorpse]

Coming in for the first time in forever just to have a headache and have to refresh the queue for an hourly blog

[queefito-deactivated20130405]

follow for more complaining

[gr4p3ju1c3]

other abuse ken art

[999moreyears]

i wish i could purr so my friends know im still happy even if m not saying anything

[999moreyears]

Good to see the autistics are enjoying this one

[elmyra-is-tired]

I wish I could purr so my friends would heal and recover faster/better

[jabberwockypie]

I wish I could flatten my ears and lash my tail to let people know they’re on thin fucking ice.

[arctrooperfivesass]

once my brothers friend walked into his room and just started sniffing the air and went “oh i smell a quarter” and then walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can’t stop thinking about it it’s been like a year and it haunts me to this day

[headspace-hotel]

You know that post that was like what if we all have really small mundane superpowers and just don’t realize it?

[headspace-hotel]

They have a smell if you put them right up to your nose, but no, most people cannot tell if they are in the room with a quarter by smell.

[favoritesticle]

the time has come for Sanrio to bring back Big Challenges

[ctommy]

you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Discussion Questions

This post is in lowercase and is missing an apostrophe. Would it be as funny if it used proper capitalization and punctuation? Why or why not?

In order for this post's joke to land, it makes an allusion to a popular video game. What video game does it reference?

Using your answer from Question 2 and the relationship between the nametag and boyfriend, what is the boyfriend implied to be?

[that-catholic-shinobi]

@experimentaldata

Tags that made me choke on my energy drink

[dear-ao3]

[emergencychange]

[autogeneratedkahootnickname]