[mvdness]

oh sure, when aphrodite lies around in a giant clam shell she’s a “goddess” but when i do it i am “drunk” and “no longer welcome at the aquarium” stfu. the world is cruel.

#KOUVR ADAMS — yes, my name seems like it’s missing some letters. i still believe to this day my mom was either high on medicine or just drunk when spelling my name. i don’t do mistakes but i love to date them. obsessed with greek mythology (i actually study that shit) and worst barkeeper you’ll ever meet but on a funny level. if you expect me to write down some more facts about me, you should stop immediately. just like emilia said: i’m a big, big girl in a big big world (but actually i am tiny as fuck and only able to feel one emotion at a time because of my height. thank you for listening to my amazing ted talk.)

A STUDY IN: looking like a fucking lost puppy

pinterest — credits goes to @chaoticmvse 🪐— everything else is followinggggg (bc i’m a lazy lama)

[coughloop]

Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

[catchymemes]

[cookiethebirddoll]

they should invent blankets that make you feel warm (good) but don't make you feel warm (bad)

[disgustinggf]

sorry for being weird online. i'm even worse if you see me in person

[disgustinggf]

[matchadolly]

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

[schizophrenicdad]

damn girl, you look like you are easily overpowered (flirting)

[sinwas]

Sylvia Plath

[cherryjuicegf]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i don't want to drive

[disgustinggf]

sorry i can't shut the fuck up do you still wanna fuck me

[zukosgay]

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

[zukosgay]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[gageblackwood]

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

[emiliascorner]

[zukosgay]

you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated

[adhighdefinition]

“you can’t sleep your problems away” i can still try tho

[mvdness]

it’s been a while but here‘s my ted talk: i just love how naturally we all say „oh man“ when we’re disappointed because yeah, men are disappointments

[undead-tboy-swag]

if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing

[putthekettleonlove]

that wave of sadness creeping up on you out of nowhere is always such a weird feeling. like you can practically feel it resting itself on your shoulders

[arfbarkwoof]

two way corruption kink where we're both just making each other grosser