oh sure, when aphrodite lies around in a giant clam shell she’s a “goddess” but when i do it i am “drunk” and “no longer welcome at the aquarium” stfu. the world is cruel.
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oh sure, when aphrodite lies around in a giant clam shell she’s a “goddess” but when i do it i am “drunk” and “no longer welcome at the aquarium” stfu. the world is cruel.
Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money
they should invent blankets that make you feel warm (good) but don't make you feel warm (bad)
sorry for being weird online. i'm even worse if you see me in person
girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived
damn girl, you look like you are easily overpowered (flirting)
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sorry i can't shut the fuck up do you still wanna fuck me
nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie
#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’
you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated
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it’s been a while but here‘s my ted talk: i just love how naturally we all say „oh man“ when we’re disappointed because yeah, men are disappointments
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that wave of sadness creeping up on you out of nowhere is always such a weird feeling. like you can practically feel it resting itself on your shoulders
two way corruption kink where we're both just making each other grosser