Andre the Windmill

Alix, they/them, 30s, People's Republic of Columbus. Hellahot Turboqueer Cripplepunk Butch Nightmare. My life is dope and I do dope shit. Angry radical politics, queer shit, pro wrestling, etc., etc.

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[missmisdemeanor]

it is a rookie mistake to assume that the person making deeply anachronistic, inaccurate, and fairytale-esque knightposts knows nothing about real knights. i know all about real knights. i just think overseeing the farmland on your estate, explicitly being in it for (more) land and money, fighting less than half the year, and dying of cholera is sort of boring while swearing undying oaths is really sexy

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"boil him in oil" fuck off you're frying him. You expect me to believe you're getting that oil above its boiling temp? That much of it? By heating it with fucking charcoal? And you're not melting the cauldron?

That oil is NOT boiling, you are not boiling that man. You are frying him.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"I'm not boiling the oil but I'm boiling him because the water in his body -- " SO DOES THE WATER IN A CHICKEN WING WHEN I STICK IT IN THE DEEP FRYER, BUT WE DON'T CALL IT DEEP BOILED CHICKEN WINGS, DO WE? Have some fucking linguistic standards. Fry That Man.

[sovereign-skyy]

now this is the discourse i come here for

[holdoncallfailed]

hey don't cry. canon lesbian aunt fritzi, ok?

[crazy56u]

Close, actually.

[parasitoidism]

Girl said she’d let me see her DDs but when I got to her house she just had her shirt off and she didn’t even have a ps2 let alone a copy of digital devil saga. Waste of my damn time

[parasitoidism]

TURN THE SHIP AROUND

[skenpiel]

you can make him transparent, if you want to

[skenpiel]

wwth the powar of technology u can do anytbing

[piipisroom]

can someone please please make his tail wag thank you

[skenpiel]

wagga wagga wagga

[girlnephew]

[bunniope]

how splendid

[bunniope]

?

[charlesoberonn]

Some of my favorite variants

[charlesoberonn]

More variants

[c3rvida3]

I'm watching Contact (1997) and I forgot that S.R. Hadden is actually so awesome. I'm gonna start making creepy PowerPoints detailing a brief history of everything my friends did with their lives before they came over to hang out at my house and then showing it to them when they get there.

[c3rvida3]

Being married to Robin rules because I'll be like, "Oh, I wonder if this movie is on Tubi," and they'll be like, "Don't worry, we have it on DVD," and then they pull out the most insane nasty busted copy of a film you've ever seen in your whole life.

Baby, why do you have this.

[dykonicdiva]

i am at my clits end

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[onetobeamup]

It’s important to me that Dukat is one of the ultimate failures of cardassian masculinity. He is NOT militarily competent, he is NOT charming, he is NOT a good liar, he is NOT loyal, he is Not actually ruthless, he is NOT a commanding father, he is NOT filial, he is NOT even good at his own agenda. He is the Andrew Tate of cardassian men. Emulates it without executing it or understanding it

[nohopethiswillallendintears]

you’ve been moving around a lot? FATIGUE!

you’ve not been moving around? FATIGUE!

you’ve been standing? FATIGUE!

you’ve been sitting? FATIGUE!

you are simply conscious? FATIGUE!

you’re sad? FATIGUE!

you’re apathetic? FATIGUE!

you’re happy? Headache…AND THEN FATIGUE!

[pinkrabbitsbythenational]

(for people who don’t know kathleen stock is an infamous British terf who triggered a whole “free speech” university row over her views)

this is what people mean when they say that transphobia and ableism are interlinked. because *of course* the same person who refuses to believe people when they assert their gender also refuses to believe them when they assert a disability. because who knows their bodies better than a random british upper-class white woman!

and at the end of the day it really boils down to this vindictive need to police and bully strangers because 1. why do you care about someone saying they’re a woman, dressing like a woman etc. and 2. why do you care about someone using a walking stick if they don’t 100% need it? the answer is, neither of those things affect your life, and you shouldn’t.

[anarchopuppy]

golly its almost like there was some kind of virus going around recently that gave a bunch of people lifelong disabilities. does anyone remember anything like that?

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[capnsoapy]

For reference, here's a full bibliography of bad* [tumblr]* posts which were incorporated into the above comment:

[capnsoapy]

In hindsight, it was my fault for assuming that my recollection of bad* [tumblr]* posts was in any way typical.

[kommunistkaitou]

It also genuinely really bothers me how so many people's "pro fat" posts are along the lines of "Yeah, fat is fine/good, eat whatever you want as much as you want!" Like yes that's a good sentiment and yes fear of fatness is what causes so many people to eat less than they otherwise would. I Understand This. But it's important to me that people understand. Someone being fat does not actually mean they eat more than a thin person does. Just because you're ostensibly defending or praising the fat body does not mean you aren't partaking in dangerous stereotyping

[kommunistkaitou]

If you frame fatness as 1. A deviation from a 'normal' baseline and 2. Caused by overindulgence, you are perpetuating a hurtful stereotype and I don't want to see it. I don't care if you think it's a good thing or not. I don't like being assumed to eat more (or more sweets, etc) than the thin people in my life because of my size, and I especially don't like the causal link people assume. Some people's bodies just are fat without them having 'done anything' to cause that to happen.