Beast Beneath the Floorboards

Variety blog (18+) • 20s • They/He • Queer ---- Icon's a comm by EvergreenEve • Everything's tagged, feel free to ask for specific ones

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[shigeoreum]

happy early pride im kicking it off with butch lesbian wives from borderlands

[thewormscientist]

Drew the GOAT during my yearly NPMD rewatch.

Alt sketch + Lineart under the cut.

[atanertheartist]

archangel 🪽👁️

[sillyzlaurr]

DARK SANCTUARY

[oysters-aint-for-me]

taking my jestosterone bc i’m a fool

[freakytikigifs]

Markiplier as Simon, The Butcher IRON LUNG

[bewbin]

if you need us the missus and me will be in the other room having a duel with old flintlock pistols missing each other with every shot not only because we love each other but also because we both are dog shit at this

[shibesky]

It pulls the strings and makes them ring

[feldfrog]

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

[asimovsideburns]

Ms Frizzle sending you one (1) permission slip at the beginning of the year to cover all the field trips and you’re like huh that’s a little unusual but I guess it’s efficient at least and then you open it and it’s written like This

[starkwoes]

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

[uwuchidraws]

kinda wanna see Morris if they ever get a season 2🥹

[okinmars]

Into you

[shittysawtraps]

*gets down on one knee* you've put me in the greatest saw trap of all... love.

[shittysawtraps]

girl help, the blades

[rating-shittysawtraps]

BORING

[shittysawtraps]

tch... whatever. i wasn't even having fun with this post anyway. *i kick the ground scornfully but i accidentally kick up a piece of rusty metal and it nicks my arm and you have to spend two hours in the hospital with me while i get a tetanus shot*

[mortuary9]

[clumpofsedge]

new growth in the ashes of the old

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

[crowdokobolds]

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh