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Link to my Etsy shop

Link to my shop at Spicerack Market

(it's new and kind of like how Etsy used to be, but all +18 stuff)

#thanks for listening #your supplier for artsy kinky block prints #self promo #artists on tumblr #small artist

They released the whole hour, so we can torture ourselves and our loved ones

#my boundless enthusiasm tends to be frustrating and graaaating to your eeeeeaaarss #peace and love to y'all #joel dommett #taskmaster uk #taskmaster series 21 #Youtube

#from the park today #june 2026 #thermal print camera #instax #used up the last of the old film

Played around with my new thermal print camera at the rose garden. A little family noticed and asked about the camera, it prints instantly like a Polaroid, and they let me take their portrait.

#from the park today #june 2026 #thermal print camera

#summer solstice #from the park today #got out today and took a million pictures with my weird little cameras #june 2026

The communal squatty potty at the pelvic physical therapist's office

#chronic health tag #chronic illness

#I remember seeing all these dresses in thrift stores in 1998 #it's called fashion look it up #vintage fashion #Youtube

monkey-writer

Taskhusbands edit to "I Wanna Be Your Dog" by The Stooges

#taskhusbands #taskmaster uk #my beautiful boys

#all I knew about Joel before Taskmaster was his truly worrisome ep of Off Menu #taskmaster uk #joel dommett #nish kumar #Youtube

rdjsleftcheek

FATIHA EL GHORRI STUNSSS MASYAALLAH

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Congrats to the new couple! I thought Greg would splash out for something really nice, but I guess the Bafta's will have to do. The bride is glowing!

#fatiha el ghorri #greg davies #taskmaster uk

#tomodachi life #little alex horne #taskmaster uk

#tomodachi life #taskmaster uk #lord greg davies #lookin evilly at #little alex horne

Little Alex Horne decided he absolutely must declare his love for Sue Perkins! They met at the top of the tower, he got down on one knee, and asked if she'd go out with him. But before she could answer, the Taskmaster jumped out from behind a door and ran over to declare his own love for Sue! Of course she picked him. Alex has been crying all day.

#tomodachi life #taskhusbands #little alex horne #greg davies #sue perkins

thesoldiersminute

The Wicker Man 1973 | Robin Hardy

#doing some journaling for #Beltane

#joel dommett #james acaster #taskmaster series 22 #taskmaster uk #Youtube

cipheramnesia

If I was a wasp, I'd sting you. If I was a venomous snake, I'd bite you. If I was a lion, I'd maul you. If I was a swamp, I'd poison you. If I was a mountain, I'd fall and crush you. If I was the ocean, I'd drown you. If I was a cat, I'd never let you touch me. If I was a dog, I'd run away. If I was a horse, I'd never let you break me. If I was a farm, I wouldn't grow for you. If I was a fire, I'd burn out without warming you. If I was a home, I would fall apart around you.

If I was harmless and small, and easy to hold, you would love me. If I was a worm you could put me in the soft earth and I would be helpless in your care. Of course you could love me, but could you love me if I stung you, bit you, pulled against you, hid and didn't understand you but wasn't harmless or helpless at all?

Could you love something for what it is, when that means you can't touch it or show kindness, maybe even never be near it, and it might never, ever love you back? Is it okay to exist and not belong to anyone, to not be useful to anyone, to be dangerous or poisonous or a failure but a part of the world all the same?

gallusrostromegalus

I know this is a metaphor, but if you take it kind of literally, there is an answer to this.

We build wildlife preserves. Often explicitly for the protection of animals and ecosystems that can and have killed humans.

Whenever a whale gets stranded on a beach, CROWDS show up ad risk getting bludgeoned to death trying to get it back into the water.

Every Zoo has a reptile house full of venomous snakes and a team of humans dedicated to giving them the best quality of life possible.

There are volunteer beekeepers who will travel for miles and miles and hours and hours to relocate an entire hive.

There are people who rehabilitate dangerous dogs and horses

There are people who restore structurally unsound houses

There are people who study the way that fire burns so it can rejoin the ecosystem and not be smothered on sight.

Every day, millions of people get up and devote themselves to things that can and will kill them by their nature. Things they can't touch or show kindness to. Things they can't go near. Things that are wholly incapable of loving them back.

And they do it because they love them.

Everything dangerous, everything poisonous, everything 'useless'- absolutely everything has someone, often many thousands of people, who loves them exactly as they are, without expectation that their affection will be returned.

It is alright for anything, even you, to not belong to anyone, to not be useful, to be frightening and dangerous and not adhere to any standard of success. It's all alright. You are loved. You are loved. You are loved.

I saw Super Man in front of the Walgreens today

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