“Be all the beautiful things you are…”

🖤@mintiestcrystal, my beloved🖤 Magnus || she/her || adult || Bi

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guys wake up new schism

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I Played Oregon Trail with IWTV characters. Here’s how it went:

Not much happened but as usual Lestat was the dramatic one.

Things that happened to Lestat more than once but are only pictured once:

Dysentery (2)

Fever (4)

Exhaustion (3)

Snakebites (2)

like girl keep your ass in the wagon and stop taunting the snakes.

Louis was flawless as always.

RIP Daniel: The First to Go

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reading The Vampire Lestat and writing “GAY” every time Lestat says some gay shit. which is every time he opens his mouth. this book will never be legible again once i’m done with it.

[suchscary]

cool miku

[thatone345]

guys wake up, the miku tramp stamp just dropped. Wanna go get matching tats tommorow?

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I’m so fuckin awake dude

[realquotesiheard]

“I can’t hear you white boy, there’s boobs in my ears” - 🐙

[turnipstewdios]

Y'know, I kinda feel like when you get to the point that the general reaction to hearing about a failed assassination attempt is "Ah man, missed again. Maybe next time." you might be overdue for an impeachment.

[sleepnowmychild]

Me, upon dying with no coins because I spent them all on capsule machine trinkets: Lord Charon do you have PayPal?

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Venmo, even?

[sumetal]

if leon kennedy was a little bug with a long proboscis it'd be called resident weevil. but he's not and it's not and i just don't know anymore

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daily crash outs over adobe being a little bitch and constant stimming are ESSENTIAL to a career in graphic design

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yall think they really mean it? 👉👈

[mintiestcrystal]

no i love you too much

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YIPPIE

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yall think they really mean it? 👉👈

[mintiestcrystal]

"Look, honey, at this point it's either you sell furry porn or I work for Lockheed Martin."

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guys you’re never gonna believe this…

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never let them know your next move

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*under breath* “I hate being alive” *normal volume* “I need to do physics”

-my creature

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this is what happens when the sciences and the arts get together and date for 2 years

she’s talking about Leonardo da Vinci and Giorgio Vasari!!!

[mintiestcrystal]

god: alright kid so you fucked up

me: oh sweet I'm dead hey can i see-

god: no, no you can't, also to your other questions are no, no, yes, no, yes, yes, humans really can't understand that, and oatmeal rasin. happy?

me: ...yeah okay so uh what now

god: well you're pretty obviously going to hell-

me: okay just because I'm a lesbian-

god: -not because you're gay, dipshit, you know why, not the point, anyway I've been cooking up this punishment for a while now

me: look man you and i both know i went though what amounts to my personal hell already, i mean you can make me relive losing my family over and over but like, done it once done it a thousand times y'know?

god: ....kid you just were kind of an asshole you didn't kill anyone. calm down.

me: oh word? ok so whats my punishment then

god: infinite washing dishes

me: is it too late to go murder people? can i just go and kill some people real quick so i can get another punishment cmon man do me a solid just lemme knock myself down a virtue level you don't need to make me wash dishes-

[mintiestcrystal]

butch activities:

- knit for femme

- worry over there being mistakes in knitting for femme

- [This bullet point has been removed for violating Tumblr's Community Guidelines.]

- plan out things to knit for femme

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i’m the femme!! me me me me me!!!!