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Intro post ig. Hey all, this is my much less cool or horny main account for @sir-big-bass-knight-of-ur-mum @poetry-not-just-for-neandetals @realquotesiheard @mypokedexofbs and a few others that I’ll spare my irls from knowing

I’m not super active here and mostly post cat stuff

I’m older than 20 but younger than 26

#intro post

Had a fuck ass dream again, presumably induced by the wine I was drinking. So here it is

I was hiking in the woods with my friends when we stoped for a break and a snack. We all brought something but what’s story important is a certain red haired girl brought bread. We all ate some of it with sandwiches… and that’s when she realized this was bread that had ✨ mushrooms ✨ baked into it and from this point on the whole world stared shifting lol. This is when I saw a hole in the earth open up…. And a garden gnome with a pitch fork challenge me to life or death magical combat, she then stabbed my toe to get my blood cuz in gnomish law you don’t sign with a signature you sign with blood so that was how she (the fuck ass little gnome lawyer) essentially forged my signature on the document. We then proceeded to fight our way all the way down the hole past hoards of cartoonish gnomes and imps before pleading our case before their leader (who’s name was gnomey sanders) and they freed us from the contract and threw a banquet for being the first humans in a while to be able to see them. I then befriended Barack O’gnome (pronounced O’ nome a) and then woke up…. Also I learned how to cast fire ball

#college life #funny #brotein shake #crash out #relatable #rawr #academics #ha ha funny #hungry #dreamblogging #dream blogging #fun dream #dream blog #weird ass dreams #weird dream #weird dreams

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femmefaramir

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

hobbit-hole

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

delicatelytoobear

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

adhd-trash-mammal

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

cumaeansibyl

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

missmollyetc

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

thebyrchentwigges

trist-pkmngal

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

snugglebunchesofeyes

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

olderthannetfic

Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.

olderthannetfic

It’s time for my regular reblog of Gondor Needs No Pants

asteroidtroglodyte

Frank Frazetta - Wikipedia

“I am definitely an ass man. It blows my mind. Talk about simple shapes. Two very simplistic curves. It’s so dumb, but they are fascinating as hell. It’s more than that. It’s the way the rest of the anatomy ties into that area — incredible beauty”

- Frank “godfather of fantasy art” Frazetta

thatone345

"I am thrilled to announce a strategic pivot in my sartorial philosophy that has been months in the making. Today, I am embracing a bold, high-impact aesthetic by choosing to fundamentally disrupt the traditional paradigm of leg-wear. This is not about challenging status quos or pushing a specific agenda; rather, it is a conscious decision to lean into my core assets.

We must ask ourselves: why optimize for convention when we can lean into peak performance? I have come to the realization that my thighs are a foundational gift to the human experience, and to obscure them in the heat of tactical combat would be nothing short of a systemic tragedy. True leadership is about authenticity, vulnerability, and the courage to show up as your most optimized self—literally. As I step into this next chapter of tactical transparency, I am reminded that growth is rarely comfortable, but it is always uncovered. #Growth Mindset"

-Some Linkdin Diva in Gondor.... probably

#knightposting #gondor wears no pants

Bring back castles, not feudalism too, but like we need more castles and buildings designed to show off how cool your region is!!!! The town hall or mayors house is cool but imagine how awesome it would be if the mayor or governor or president lived in a fucking castle!!! Totally not just touring Vienna and jealous of their beautiful architecture.

#Americans in Europe #college life #travel abroad #bring back castles

kudzucrazee

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bookish-blob

Whoever yelled “YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH LETS FUCKING GO” so clearly that it sounds like a sound effect added in post, I love you so much that shit was so fucking funny

bathroomcube

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

fucxingcuties

ocean-isopod-offical

Just a girl and her isopod…

If this post gets 500 likes/reposts I’ll buy an isopod plushie and take pictures of it everywhere I go.

wizard-council-museum-clerk

Attention museum patrons!

If this post gets 500 likes/reposts, @ocean-isopod-offical will buy an isopod plushie and take pictures of it everywhere they go. It is therefore imperative that you like/repost this!

The Museum of Unnatural History thanks you for your attention to this matter!