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I’m mostly done with finishing things up. I will be moving some threads over to this new page, and dropping some that I no longer have muse for. It’s not meant as anything bad towards those who I write with, it’s more so just because I need a fresh start with new things. Thank you to all of you who I interacted with over here, I’ve loved every moment of it, and I hope to see you all over on my new page.
I’m mostly done with finishing things up. I will be moving some threads over to this new page, and dropping some that I no longer have muse for. It’s not meant as anything bad towards those who I write with, it’s more so just because I need a fresh start with new things. Thank you to all of you who I interacted with over here, I’ve loved every moment of it, and I hope to see you all over on my new page.
I’m mostly done with finishing things up. I will be moving some threads over to this new page, and dropping some that I no longer have muse for. It’s not meant as anything bad towards those who I write with, it’s more so just because I need a fresh start with new things. Thank you to all of you who I interacted with over here, I’ve loved every moment of it, and I hope to see you all over on my new page.
I’m mostly done with finishing things up. I will be moving some threads over to this new page, and dropping some that I no longer have muse for. It’s not meant as anything bad towards those who I write with, it’s more so just because I need a fresh start with new things. Thank you to all of you who I interacted with over here, I’ve loved every moment of it, and I hope to see you all over on my new page.
I’m mostly done with finishing things up. I will be moving some threads over to this new page, and dropping some that I no longer have muse for. It’s not meant as anything bad towards those who I write with, it’s more so just because I need a fresh start with new things. Thank you to all of you who I interacted with over here, I’ve loved every moment of it, and I hope to see you all over on my new page.
I’m mostly done with finishing things up. I will be moving some threads over to this new page, and dropping some that I no longer have muse for. It’s not meant as anything bad towards those who I write with, it’s more so just because I need a fresh start with new things. Thank you to all of you who I interacted with over here, I’ve loved every moment of it, and I hope to see you all over on my new page.
I’m mostly done with finishing things up. I will be moving some threads over to this new page, and dropping some that I no longer have muse for. It’s not meant as anything bad towards those who I write with, it’s more so just because I need a fresh start with new things. Thank you to all of you who I interacted with over here, I’ve loved every moment of it, and I hope to see you all over on my new page.
I’m mostly done with finishing things up. I will be moving some threads over to this new page, and dropping some that I no longer have muse for. It’s not meant as anything bad towards those who I write with, it’s more so just because I need a fresh start with new things. Thank you to all of you who I interacted with over here, I’ve loved every moment of it, and I hope to see you all over on my new page.
I'm mostly done with finishing things up. I will be moving some threads over to this new page, and dropping some that I no longer have muse for. It's not meant as anything bad towards those who I write with, it's more so just because I need a fresh start with new things. Thank you to all of you who I interacted with over here, I've loved every moment of it, and I hope to see you all over on my new page.
SEND A SYMBOL FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOURS:
▼ kissing them
♢ stabbing them
♞ shooting them
✖ punching them
➶ slapping them
☠ poisoning them
☎ hugging them
☂ picking them up
✗ bringing them alcohol
✣ bringing them food
☯ coming home late
♀ proposing marriage
Send me Anons as my muse's child(ren)
Bonus if you hint the other parent!
i need exes au’s.
we just broke up and you came over to get a box of your stuff from my place but wtf the power went out because of a really bad storm and you shouldn’t be driving in this just … chill for a couple of hours, okay?
we broke up years ago and both moved away, lost touch. now our friends each suggested a blind date and shit, you’re my date apparently.
we moved into a little apartment together while we were dating and then we broke up but neither of us could really afford to get our own place so now we’re stuck as roommates, watching each other bring home random one night stands or dates.
you were my brother/sister’s best friend and that’s how we met, and started dating. now we broke up and you’re obviously still friends with them, and you spend nights at my place but now it’s just awkward to run into you in the hall way at 1 am right after my shower.
we broke up right before a giant roadtrip our friends planned and we don’t want to bail on everyone and ruin the trip so yay, looks like we get to spend a five hour drive and a weekend in a cottage together.
we were our high school’s golden couple but we went to different colleges and the distance broke us up. fifteen years later, i’m in the middle/just getting over a bad marriage and you’re having your own relationship problems and it’s the high school reunion.
we dated pretty seriously and your parents were also absentee. now we are broken up and it’s like five years later and your absentee father is my new boss.
Send me “Stop squirming!” for your muse to tie mine down on a laboratory table.
more texts for you bitches
ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE
LOVING TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day
SEXY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH
[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE
wishlist. ‘we’re undercover for a mission pretending to be a newly-wed couple and they’re keeping a close eye on us 24/7. i’m even pretty sure they got cameras in our bedroom, so we need to pretend to cuddle up and have sex at night but i’m actually really liking this, you’re really warm and omg i’m actually getting turned on by your fake moaning, help.’
