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i think the reason i can never truly get deep into most rpf is that i donāt have the soul of a true RPFer but that of a tinhatter. if i dont think they might be fucking for real i just donāt have as much fun with it. i think itās because i watched so much dan and phil as a teenāwhat? no sorry i donāt want any coke i just wanted to be in this little bathroom with you
Dan and Phil: Tomodachi (real) Life
i think so many of us are very, very lucky to have had him growing up
from Daniel and Depression (2017)
duality of danandphilgames
why do people keep creating words and phrases and sentences when ādan and phil was it always gay yep the whole time we fell into it hard and fast in 2009 and here we are almost 16 years later stop telling me how long it was so yeah relationship boyfriends whatever you want to call it not whatever you want to call it no did we ever call it anything weāve never called it anything it was so fast that we never labeled it no we just ended up living together and here we are uh oh intertwined technically weāre not together cause weāve never actually said it well itās not like weāre married no what do you need to do like oh hereās my boyfwiend form yeah thatās what people do theyāre like can you be my boyfriend partners in crime weāre partners in everything inevitablyā has already been said
there was time before we met // but who remembers that
favorite dnp dynamic is anticapitalist doomer rant interrupted by phil absorbing one (1) singular detail so irrevocably incorrectly that dan factory resets
you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.
thousands of years from now they will find me fossilized here. having never left
hi ok this is my first fic in the phandom and also the first time iāve ever tried to do fanart? i hope you enjoy at least one of them
the howell horror picture show
rating: m archive warning: no archive warnings apply dan howell/phil lester dan howell, phil lester, louise pentland, pj liguoriĀ
Dan knows the couple's costume with Louise is a laugh. At least there's one other person at the party who's in on the joke.
āEr, sorry. I donāt actually know how to dance.ā Phil lifts his brows, jokingly accusatory. His hand is still on Danās shoulder. āWell, that didnāt stop you, did it?ā He colours; finds difficulty in suppressing the grin. āIā" āDan!ā At the sound of his name, he whirls around, immediately releasing Philās waist. His shoulders retract a bit in relief when he realises, again, that itās only Louise, though heās not entirely sure whether heās wanted her to see him like this, whether better her or a stranger. He smiles; shifts, restlessly, as if to brush off any awkwardness, and champs at the bit. āOh. Hey, Iāve been looking for you." āI see you twoāve already become acquainted,ā she muses, brushing off the blatant lie (which, honest, Dan is rather grateful for), and lifts forearms that trail into four small shot glasses, sparkling with coloured liquid. āJelly shots, anyone?ā
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dan: does something overtly sexual
dan, immediately following: alright i bet one of you SICK fucking FREAKS is going to take that the SICK fucking FREAK WAY
phil sees dan eating a pringle: omfg its like the blowjob. from Sex
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It is with great honor and joy I present the Official 2025-2026 Hard Launch Piss Report