[femboydaniel]

[knownqueerbaiter]

i think the reason i can never truly get deep into most rpf is that i don’t have the soul of a true RPFer but that of a tinhatter. if i dont think they might be fucking for real i just don’t have as much fun with it. i think it’s because i watched so much dan and phil as a teen—what? no sorry i don’t want any coke i just wanted to be in this little bathroom with you

[diphowell]

Dan and Phil: Tomodachi (real) Life

[mxlapples]

i think so many of us are very, very lucky to have had him growing up

from Daniel and Depression (2017)

[phumblr]

duality of danandphilgames

[mxlapples]

why do people keep creating words and phrases and sentences when ‘dan and phil was it always gay yep the whole time we fell into it hard and fast in 2009 and here we are almost 16 years later stop telling me how long it was so yeah relationship boyfriends whatever you want to call it not whatever you want to call it no did we ever call it anything we’ve never called it anything it was so fast that we never labeled it no we just ended up living together and here we are uh oh intertwined technically we’re not together cause we’ve never actually said it well it’s not like we’re married no what do you need to do like oh here’s my boyfwiend form yeah that’s what people do they’re like can you be my boyfriend partners in crime we’re partners in everything inevitably’ has already been said

[mxlapples]

there was time before we met // but who remembers that

[mxlapples]

favorite dnp dynamic is anticapitalist doomer rant interrupted by phil absorbing one (1) singular detail so irrevocably incorrectly that dan factory resets

[animusbell]

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

[mxlapples]

thousands of years from now they will find me fossilized here. having never left

[mxlapples]

hi ok this is my first fic in the phandom and also the first time i’ve ever tried to do fanart? i hope you enjoy at least one of them

the howell horror picture show

rating: m archive warning: no archive warnings apply dan howell/phil lester dan howell, phil lester, louise pentland, pj liguori 

Dan knows the couple's costume with Louise is a laugh. At least there's one other person at the party who's in on the joke.

“Er, sorry. I don’t actually know how to dance.” Phil lifts his brows, jokingly accusatory. His hand is still on Dan’s shoulder. “Well, that didn’t stop you, did it?” He colours; finds difficulty in suppressing the grin. “I—" “Dan!” At the sound of his name, he whirls around, immediately releasing Phil’s waist. His shoulders retract a bit in relief when he realises, again, that it’s only Louise, though he’s not entirely sure whether he’s wanted her to see him like this, whether better her or a stranger. He smiles; shifts, restlessly, as if to brush off any awkwardness, and champs at the bit. “Oh. Hey, I’ve been looking for you." “I see you two’ve already become acquainted,” she muses, brushing off the blatant lie (which, honest, Dan is rather grateful for), and lifts forearms that trail into four small shot glasses, sparkling with coloured liquid. “Jelly shots, anyone?”

read on ao3

[mxlapples]

dan: does something overtly sexual

dan, immediately following: alright i bet one of you SICK fucking FREAKS is going to take that the SICK fucking FREAK WAY

[shediponmypiptillihowell]

[hanginlikea]

phil sees dan eating a pringle: omfg its like the blowjob. from Sex

[mxlapples]

enthused to add another to this insane collection

[phanstanband]

It is with great honor and joy I present the Official 2025-2026 Hard Launch Piss Report