dancing all the way home.

marley rose. twenty-five. los angeles native. once won an argument defending shower singing. doing my best with what I have.

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unmasked | superlatives

Life of the party: Blaine Anderson

Biggest flirt: Sebastian Smythe

Most likely to be punched in the face: Jake Puckerman

Best all-rounder: Penny Owen

Best singer: Finn Hudson

Most athletic: Ryder Lynn

Best smile: Penny Owen

Best laugh: Blaine Anderson

Best hair: Penny Owen

Class clown: Sam Evans

Most likely to survive the Hunger Games: Santana Lopez

Biggest gossip: Sugar Motta

Most likely to never be single: Santana Lopez

Best dancer: Harmony Pearce

Biggest prankster: Finn Hudson

Biggest drama queen/drama king: [LEFT BLANK]

Best shoulder to cry on: Marissa Davis

Most opinionated: Sugar Motta

Most likely to brighten your day: Penny Owens

Best person to be stuck on a desert island with: Santana Lopez

Most likely to quietly take over the world: Sugar Motta

Most likely to start a band: Finn Hudson

Most likely to be arrested: [LEFT BLANK]

Most likely to move out of the country: Harmony Pearce

Most upbeat attitude: Marissa Davis/Penny Owen

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this is my errands outfit, also known as the “marley looks like a hungover college student in the grocery store” outfit.

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rybydesign​:

Any leak sounds like a bad one, but I’m glad your stuff was okay! Just from your story alone, I’ll be making sure I shut things off before I leave my apartment.

Yeah, I’d definitely recommend that. Maybe bubble wrapping a few things, if you really want to go the extra mile. It was a lesson learned, for sure, so now at the very least I’ll be double checking after getting maintenance. 

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officiallysnixx​:

No, I don’t. I used to before I started making decent money but I probably should. Sharing a ride is better for the environment.

That’s true, you just have to weigh whether it’s worth it to risk sitting next to a weirdo every once in a while.

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marissadavis​:

At least it didn’t even up being that bad. I’m sure cleaning up the mess wasn’t exactly fun. I appreciate the offer, but I’m going to cross my fingers that nothing happens to my dishwasher because I absolutely hate washing dishes more than anything. 

I hate it too, I don’t get how people like doing it or could survive without a dishwasher. I feel like my hands would always smell like soap and I’d have to transition to paper plates.

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sugarmxtta​:

You know how to do all that without an assistant? The #1 reason to get fancy clothes is definitely how good they make you look and feel. A good dress can feel like a suit of armour if you wear it right.

I know a little bit, just enough to get by. If I had an assistant, I’d probably just ask them to help me find my “suit of armour” dress, I feel like I haven’t found the one that makes me feel that way yet. 

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pcnnycwen​:

Oh no! Was your apartment okay? Did you lose anything important in the water? I’m so sorry, Marley! Do you need any help with anything?

Nothing big happened, just the unfortunate smell of soggy sheets for a few hours. I really should be thankful that I found it when I did and it wasn’t bad enough to ruin anything, but I appreciate everyone offering to help me out with my little laundry disaster. I don’t know what I did to deserve you all.

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✉ MILLIE ↔ MARLEY

MILLIE: Honey what's a meme?

MARLEY: A funny picture or video that people show their friends

MILLIE: Ok look at this meme I found of you when you were little :o)

MILLIE: [PHOTO OF 2Y/O MARLEY, COVERED IN PAINT AND STICKERS]

MARLEY: That's not a meme but you're getting close!

[...]

MARLEY: Who do you show that too????

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lightingsam​:

Is there meant to be some kind of coin to water ratio for the wishes to work? Waterproof carpet would be kind of awesome, you wouldnt have to worry about spilling anything ever again. But hey, wet carpet is kinda like a free wash for it? 

There’s absolutely a ratio, enough water to get a satisfying drop and ripple effect but not too much that you can’t see where it lands. It’s basically a science.

As long as it’s water that get spilled and not something way more permanent. No carpet ever needs a “wine wash”.

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officiallysnixx​:

I believe that. Do you catch the bus often?

Not often, sometimes it’s easier to run errands and listen to podcasts while riding instead of driving yourself. I take it you don’t?

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lightingsam​:

The fun of it would totally distract from the sadness of the fact that your place flooded. You would just have to make sure you didnt bump and break other stuff because that would be a whole new sad and that wouldnt be good. Or you coulda tossed in a coin and made a wish and then it’d be like a really shallow wishing well. 

I don’t think there was enough water for how many wishes I wanted to make. I could’ve really cashed in on all the things I could’ve changed and put things on the right track again. Wish #1 is going to be waterproof carpet.

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officiallysnixx​:

I don’t ever catch the bus so I wouldn’t really know what’s accepted on one.

In general: a lot, and too much.

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marissadavis​:

Oh no, if there’s anything you need just let me know. It’s kind of scary how right ‘gut feelings’ can be about things, but that’s just a really sucky thing that you probably couldn’t have predicted happening. If you need somewhere to wash your clothes while things get fixed, my place is always available.

I appreciate it, they were able to help me pretty quickly and I only lost some sheets in the whole mess. If it’s any consolation, my dishwasher is pretty sturdy and you’re welcome to mine if yours ever shorts out. 

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sugarmxtta​:

You must be very patient, I would have been apartment hunting as soon as I opened the door and saw all of that going on. Well there’s like a hundred other reasons to have nice clothes but sure, that’s one of them too.

I like to think I’m patient, just not when it comes to finding apartments and looking through leases. I do like looking at the really big condos and apartments in town and flipping through all the photos, those closets with the bells and whistles are the #1 reason to get fancy clothes.

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soundguyfinn​:

Yeah, you’d have to leave even earlier than usual. Or it could be the best idea ever ‘cause people would be so confused, they’d just let you by and you’d gallop all the way to work with no traffic. You could still wear the bonnet if you wanted to. I don’t think anyone’s stopping you.

I don’t think I could bring the bonnet back into fashion, even if I tried. Even if I had the horse or a long dress or a farm to take care of to pull the whole look together, that sort of seems like someone more trendsetting would need to start before it caught on.

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lightingsam​:

At least you would have been home if it happened again. You could have like, stopped the water or whatever before it got as bad as the first time. Glad to hear its all good now tho. But you lost that chance to have a slip n slide in your apartment, shame. 

I didn’t even think of slip n slide, it felt more like one of those reflection pools that they put in front of fancy statues or monuments. Except instead of something interesting or fancy, it was just me and my crappy apartment. A slip n slide is a way better idea for stress relief.

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rybydesign​:

That must’ve been a horrible scene to walk into after a day of work. Did you get a lot of water damage

Not too bad, it was kind of a good thing it leaked a lot at once instead of a lot over time. Once I got home they took care of it really quickly, I think everything survived well enough.