VirgilsEmoFloof

~~~~ I try to do textposts whenever I can but school is hard, also night be doing other Sanders Sides things~~~~

[virgilsemofloof]

Roman: [over the phone] Hey uh... Logan? We kinda have an emergency!!

Logan: Is the house on fire?

Roman: No?

Logan: Are the police there?

Roman: No..?

Logan: it’s not an emergency [hangs up]

Patton: WELL DID YOU TELL HIM THAT WE ACCIDENTALLY SUMMONED A PORTAL TO HECK?!

Roman: HE SAID IT WASNT AN EMERGENCY

Virgil in a chokehold by a demon: hoW IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY???

[virgilsemofloof]

Patton: Kiddo where have you been?

Virgil: Social Distancing

Patton: For 5 months? We’ve been Quarantined 2 and a half.

Virgil: Extreme Social Distancing 

[elvhenanhorror]

real talk though, the best scene is theatre history is when emma is running across the stage in horror, screaming and on the verge of tears, trying to escape the hivemind only to run through back stage and back and being slammed with the realization that she is not in fact in a hospital as the scene described but in a theatre on stage about to be killed in front of a live audience who will not help her but are in fact laughing at her

[mihai-florescu]

Now that the decade is almost over, can we talk about how Starkid redefined musical theatre in the 2010's? Like, yeah sure, shows like Hamilton and Dear Even Hansen made broadway musicals mainstream, but Starkid consistently gave us free recordings of their top quality shows, shows which also changed the game (Twisted when it comes to parodies, Black Friday horror musicals, audience interactions and acknowledgement in almost every show, the way they function based on funds from the fans, etc.) I just want to say, from the bottom of me heart, thank you Team Starkid

[virgilsemofloof]

Logan: How did this happen?

Virgil: *stuck in a trash can* How does anything happen? Move past it

[virgilsemofloof]

Patton: IT'S SPOOKY MONTH!!!!!

Logan: It's October

Virgil: TIME TO DO A MURDER!

Logan: I... what?! Virgil surely you don'...

Roman: A SPOOKY MURDER!

Logan: No! No murder!

Remus *pops out of nowhere behind Logan*: MUrdER?????

[virgilsemofloof]

Roman: Welcome to back to school hacks #57!

Virgil: YOU DON’T GO TO SCHOOL!!

[virgilsemofloof]

Logan: My future partner must be of the utmost logical mindset and-

Patton: [trips over the coffee table and then apologises to it]

Logan: I want that one.

[virgilsemofloof]

Virgil: Hit or miss

Virgil: Depression is a bitch, huh?

Virgil: You got anxiety I bet it never leaves ya-

Thomas: really, at 3am

[virgilsemofloof]

Roman: Whoa Virgil is really pretty

Patton: Don’t be jealous Ro, you’re pretty too!!

Roman: I’m not jealous Pat, I’m being gay.

Roman: but your right, I am pretty.

[virgilsemofloof]

Thomas: What’s the gayest thing you’ve ever done?

Roman: First of all, his name is Virgil. Second of all, he doesn’t like being called a "thing"

[virgilsemofloof]

Patton: Do you need a hug?

Virgil: What the fuck do you think?

Virgil: [walks off]

Patton: [counts with his fingers] 3..2..1..

Virgil: [walks back] ...Yeah, I'll take that hug

[virgilsemofloof]

I regret the things I have done! But I don’t! Is that weird?

@thatsthat24

[virgilsemofloof]

Virgil: I swing both ways.

Virgil: Violently, with a knIFE!

[virgilsemofloof]

Patton: I’ve conquered my fear of ghosts

Roman: That’s the spirit!

Patton: Oh fluck, where

[virgilsemofloof]

Roman: god, Patton, you look horrible

Patton: so do you

Roman:

Patton: that’s a lie. You always look beautiful

[virgilsemofloof]

Virgil: i am 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, and 20% don’t care

Logan: that’s a 110%

Virgil: 20% of me doesn’t care