Roman: [over the phone] Hey uh... Logan? We kinda have an emergency!!
Logan: Is the house on fire?
Roman: No?
Logan: Are the police there?
Roman: No..?
Logan: it’s not an emergency [hangs up]
Patton: WELL DID YOU TELL HIM THAT WE ACCIDENTALLY SUMMONED A PORTAL TO HECK?!
Roman: HE SAID IT WASNT AN EMERGENCY
Virgil in a chokehold by a demon: hoW IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY???












