[dear-ao3]

in your opinion which silly song should have been the silliest silly song of all time in the silly song count down

endangered love

dance of the cucumber

larry’s high silk hat

the water buffalo song

the yodeling veterinarian of the alps

the song of the cebu

do the moo shoo

his cheeseburger

i love my lips

pirates who don’t do anything

the hairbrush song

one that wasn’t included in the count down (tell me in tags)

Voting ended onAug 15, 2023

[nebulaikas]

my girlfriend told me we're going to the park, but this looks weirdly like the vet's office? haha crazy right

[nebulaikas]

i fell asleep and they gave me a weird tattoo?

[nebulaikas]

THEY TOOK MY BALGS

[37q-archive]

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

[antiandrogen]

explain

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

[opposite-of-a-problem-deactivat]

explain

[fondestsuggestion]

i’m so into you

[sleepbby]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I will lie, cheat, and scam if it means getting out of a conversation I don't wanna be in. My sense of ethical behavior vanishes entirely when I want ppl to stop talking to me. One time I pretended not to know what Egypt was so they'd stop talking to me about their vacation plans

[godstiel]

Bagel and cream cheese themed wedding

[toner-boner]

I’ve said it once and i’ll say it again. Pauls the most beautiful man ive ever seen

[uncorbeau]

[uncorbeau]

[lnterpal]

London, 2010.

[penseesauvage]

OK I've just opened my Pinterest dashboard and there was a picture of Paul Banks with eye-liner (?) that I've never saw before.

Here it is:

[lnterpal]

Berlin, 2010.

[ragexlove]

[celestialpower]

paul banks

[lookatmeenoww-deactivated201301]

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

[danisontnonfire]

why is it that not more than 1/20 of Tumblr haven’t reblogged this

[dokidoki-tae]

who the fuck is younger than 11?

[humhowellelujah]

probably a 10 year old

[trickortreatmeout]

wattpad fanfic: so he’s a serial killer who has fallen in love with me after he kidnapped me but he won’t tell me about his dark and tragic past so he turned to drugs and he physically abuses me but it’s okay bc we sleep together like every other chapter

deviantart fanfic: *inserts an OC into the canon universe*

Quotev fantic: my name is [insert author’s first name here] Payne/Purdy/Quinn/Fuentes/Barakat/Irwin/ect. and my parents hate me so they’re making my brother take me on tour with him and his band and I fell in love with his bandmate who helped me conquer my depression and now I’m pregnant with his baby and my brother wants to kill us both

AO3 fanfics: literally the most well-written stories you’ll ever have the privilege to read. better than most classic literature. you’ve read published novels that weren’t this beautiful. you feel like a better person after having read this story.

fanfiction.net fanfics: stories that tried and came close but weren’t good enough for AO3

tumblr fanfic: *all of the above*