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aj • he/them • thirty • louisiana • cat lover • qpoc • recovering pessimist this blog mostly runs on a queue

[trickortreatmeout]

Oh hey, didn’t notice you there

he/they

[tvandfilm]

When Harry Met Sally (1989) dir. Rob Reiner

[segfaultfault]

When your pants tear, where do they usually give?

at the butt seam

at the knees

at the fastener (zipper, button, the elastic, whatever keeps the pants up)

somewhere else, please elaborate in the tags

I don't wear pants until they tear

Voting ended onNov 18, 2025

[ampersketch-art]

CHATGPT IS NOT A SEARCH ENGINE

CHATGPT IS NOT A SOURCE OF INFORMATION

CHATGPT IS NOT STUDY NOTES

CHATGPT IS NOT A WRITING TOOL

CHATGPT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND

[byjove]

location sharing in modern relationships is so bizarre to me. like I get having find my iPhone on or whatever but if my S/O texts me some bullshit like “why is your location saying you’ve been at 337 South Front Street for 30 minutes?” I am considering them a hostile entity. we are no longer dating. you are like a slasher in a horror film to me now. you do not need to be up my ass like that. checking a loved one’s location should be a last resort if you can’t contact them and you have reason to worry. then again, I’m one of the few souls alive who refuses to turn on read receipts or text back in a timely manner. very much a call me if it’s important, be patient if it’s not kind of person.

[clickbeetle]

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

[clickbeetle]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[kyleblackpaw]

i feel like we as a digital society have forgotten the important rules of the internet

Don't feed the trolls

Never give out personal information

Anonymity is the best defense

Don't click suspicious links

Don't click popups and ads

Just because it's written doesn't mean it's true

You are responsible for your own experience

There is porn of everything, act accordingly

[leche-flandom]

My kid's recently gotten into making comics and I'm a big fan of how she's depicted Slowly Dawning Horror

(this is how i look every day, btw)

[elizabethanism]

"The Kiss", a 12,000-year-old rock painting at Pedra Furada in Brazil

[flowersfromunderground]

Be yourself so ppl looking for u can find u

[ri5k]

[sisyphusshrugged]

[nevver]

Fuco Ueda

[zarieolas]

Y’all say “masc appreciation” and it’s just a bunch of white people. WHERREEEEE are the studs and I’m not playing!!!!

[eesirachs]

how often should i pray?

you are never not praying. having a meal, holding a knife, soap on your face, head on a thigh, feet on the earth—these are all prayers

[cubesandstuff]

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

• I WILL TAKE MY ADHD MEDICATION

• I WILL BRUSH MY TEETH

• I WILL LEARN WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AFFIRMATIONS AND A TO-DO LIST IS

[catchymemes]

[teaboot]

Hello Mr. Boot, you appear to have been reblogged in sticker form on a city bus in Reykjavík, Iceland

OH MY GOD?

[iphysalian]

Small fantasy worldbuilding elements you might want to think about:

A currency that isn’t gold-standard/having gold be as valuable as tin

A currency that runs entirely on a perishable resource, like cocoa beans

A clock that isn’t 24-hours

More or less than four seasons/seasons other than the ones we know

Fantastical weather patterns like irregular cloud formations, iridescent rain

Multiple moons/no moon

Planetary rings

A northern lights effect, but near the equator

Roads that aren’t brown or grey/black, like San Juan’s blue bricks

Jewelry beyond precious gems and metals

Marriage signifiers other than wedding bands

The husband taking the wife's name / newlyweds inventing a new surname upon marriage

No concept of virginity or bastardry

More than 2 genders/no concept of gender

Monotheism, but not creationism

Gods that don’t look like people

Domesticated pets that aren’t re-skinned dogs and cats

Some normalized supernatural element that has nothing to do with the plot

Magical communication that isn’t Fantasy Zoom

“Books” that aren’t bound or scrolls

A nonverbal means of communicating, like sign language

A race of people who are obligate carnivores/ vegetarians/ vegans/ pescatarians (not religious, biological imperative)

I’ve done about half of these myself in one WIP or another and a little detail here or there goes a long way in reminding the audience that this isn’t Kansas anymore.

[prismatic-bell]

I've done so many of these.

And I'll do them again!